Pick Asidz: Brickx's Soliloquey-Shooting Blanks To:Lindsey Lohan

I get so mad at that black bastard sometimes...him and his sneaky anarchistic get backs at society. I feel a little comradery to him, fidelity to his charm, and like a little snowflake melting on the tip of his forked tongue. He thinks of himself as a provocative connoisseur. I see him as a provocative parasite...A belligerent bishop to our pawns, always taking action in sideways motions. Enemy to the authoritative conservatives with so many tricks up his sleeve, both literally and figuratively. Take in Tiny Tim, bend him to his whim, and then make him into "hobocop".