Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Crux is a crucible-Pick Asidz

Crux: Punches are punches till they all fed in bunches. Pop a double left then an uppercut and call it a weekend. Trax has studied mixed martial arts.Aikido is my art ....

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Pick Asidz: One leaf, Two leaves

Blank: The chronic is sure potent stuff...(cough, cough)

Clyde: Yeah they say that pot is medicinal!

Blank: Well the Black man sure loves his medecine...

Sicco: The white man too! It's like equilibrium to a get high vortex.

Crux: What is the problem with you people and ennebrials? We need to come up with a plan to make Loca a med bot!

Blank: Where did you come from?

Army: Well i could smell the pot smoke from across town! You got a spliff for me?

Clyde: Sure the Army needs it's lung powder, right?

Blank: And the Black man needs blonds right dudes?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Pick Asidz: Torture Tingles

Andromeda: So I heard you are doing a movie that is not full of XXX, what flavor is your smokescreen?

Slikx: It's a huff and puff blowing their panties off...!

Andromeda: Oh yeah, Androgenous Andromeda the little nympho set designer master manipulator do it my way chick? Right?

Slikx: It's the kids babe...I fully started thinking about their out of the porn industry...

Andromeda: And...? Your kids...? My kids...we all cheer for more kids...?

Slikx: Double your pleasure, double your fun, time for another double bubble blip?

Andromeda: It's made for chewing, not spitting up...!

Slikx: I hear your nickname for me is the "Banana Slikx"?

Andromeda: So I need to add more lubrication...? What gets me hot and bothersome is your nephew with no medical treatment available and an undependable android...!

Slikx: "Seeing red on your face again..."

Andromeda: Women are used to it..."just don't swim in the ocean too far on your period", right Cutter Slark?

Slikx: Oh cut me some slack...!

Andromeda: Like late night slack...? Just roll over and play dead Catman...! You know Beatniks were really fans of the "Black Panthers"?

Slikx: I still smoke Catnip...?

Andromeda: My point is double edged torture!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Pick Asidz: Perameter's Perimeter

Flipsidz: Touch the electic fence of the electric avenue B-child!

Brainchild: Is that what you say when your horny or just greedy?

Flipsidz: Uh...a little of both in a one way photobooth?

Brainchild: Trick mirror, trick camera or a little of both?

Flipsidz: You've been looking at pictures of Trax?

Brainchild: Yeah you figured out he didn't trade me in like his father did to him?

Flipsidz: Uh yeah, but you still went to the Black man, you little white warlock!

Brainchild: Clairvoyant, is that clear? Or you want to reboot a man framed?
You never get in trouble because you play all sides of the coin?

Flipsidz: I am a beautiful blackened disaster when it gets too hot kid!

Brainchild: So you melt at me doing all these projects for you, but you are not hot and heavy for your girlfriend? Who happens to be my foster Mom? What happened to collecting "things"?

Flipsidz: You got me...I'm losing interest in the average sidz...

Pick Asidz: Tags to riches

Blank: Am I a pawn for someone else's stooge? Rookie?

Trax: Better than being a King with no Army...?

Blank: Cheers to that cowboy! So how is Loca dealing with LunaCali?

Trax: They fight, but the whole thing gets too feral for either a machine or a wannabe!

Blank: Wanna wanna wacko...what do you think Armitage?

Smoking a cigarette...

Army: Well I've been listening to you boys...and girls shouldn't be used as toys!

Blank: Why not...? You used to use tinker toys as toy soldiers baby?

Army: And you use "hot wheels"? And Trax used to have a gay dog...? Go figure the future out...?

Blank: I think I'll figure this in...with rags to riches bitches get more delicious!

Army: The hypotenuse of a quadriplegic is a full circle...what is the diameter of my muzzle hole?

Red Faction Reaction

Red Faction
Red Faction
I try to gauge your reaction
As you use Ultor as your whore
Miners beware
Ore is aware
That is why we crave it
Cause space travel is to save it
So put on your suits
Call a guard if he shoots
Tendency to blame
As a "red faction" becomes your flame...

The Cats are mice

Slumber on your feet
Or you are really dead meat
Sleep to prevail
Set slooth and set sail
Over a bottomless horizon
When night puts her disguise on
Linguistically correct
To a giraffe like next
Drinking nectar hummingwulf
From a charaffe in tooth
But cats are to blame
For being harder to tame
Unlike us dogs
That don't just float like logs
Too prude
Too proud
For us to be allowed?
Succulent to the bone
Coming from a crone?
Where the cats are all mice
And the dogs are way too nice!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Pick Asidz: Bullshit Booyah

Demonna: I'm really a succubus play!

Playground: No shit, then get to the back of the bus puss.

Demonna: If you want sex Mr. Bus Driver then I'll honk your horn. Why do you say that?

Playground: Because aren't you all?

Demonna: Evil Angels?

Playground: Not!

Demonna: Oh come on...I'm something special!

Playground: Because of your sweet tasting flower?

Demonna: I guess it grows in the garden of evil?

Playground: Just dandy lying?

Demonna: I'm not dainty like a lie.

Playground: then you should perform for some other guy...

Demonna: What kind of scene is it? Outdoor or indoor?

Playground: Well you know my style baby...it's always backdoor!

Demonna: Just as long as it is a revolving door that I can come back to?

Playground: Well that is up to you...whether it is a one shot or a breakthrough.

Demonna: well I do it all Play...hence my namesake. No cream scenes though...that squirting stuff is disgusting.

Playground: On my ground you are a geyser if I want you to be...

Pick Asidz: I pork, you pine...

Andromeda: I pork...you pine. That is a cool title if it doesn't involve you cheating on me again!

Slikx: Well all my titles are worth a fortune cookie, sexy, and all your backgrounds are not model sized up!

Andromeda: Are you ever going to get sick of doing the porn thing, Mr. Porn King?

Slikx: Sick of the slut factor but not the sin. Sinning is part of winning in my game.

Andromeda: Well I am a true artiste and sometimes I'd rather be doing "real" movie sets!

Slikx: Baby "real movies" sizzle rock. You know I'm part of the "HellBringer's"? The Dynamic Starz is a mix of HellBringer and MoonBringer Organizations. Bringing those droids to the scene should be one of your wet dreams as a set designer?

Andromeda: Maybe so, as long as you don't do that to me when I die! I'm not into living forever! I believe in God sorting us all out in the afterlife. There is an old gypsy saying of "a curse is a cure and of that I'm quite sure".

Slikx: Well curse are not forbidden here in this menage o melodrama affair. I'm bringing some of the best looking men in porn to the set for this one. It's not about size on this movie, moderate will do, but the wish factor is going to be my genie in a bottle...

Pick Asidz: The recharge is still at large.

Luna: I feel like putting love in handcuffs and calling it a day...

Traz: Yeah, it must be that time of the "Power Puff"!

Luna: My name is Luna, not "Blossom".

Traz: But what a great leader you are. I would follow you inot a trailer park of formaldehyde.

Luna: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Traz: Doctor Jeckyl and Mr. Formaldehyde? It means that dead relationships don't wag their tales.

Luna: Dead, but still a zombie...

Traz: I guess that is not a psychic dilemna?

Luna: Nope it is a not into it anathema.

Traz: I still ride attached to my handlebars...

Luna: ...and I think life is made of bumper cars!

Pick Asidz: Lovable Lullaby

Trax: It's been awhile since I perused the static schematic...I've got barnacles on my barnyard.

Loca: Things that go bleep in the night? Are still sexy like edible underwear?

Trax: What is edible is the incredible bastard that I am.

Loca: But baby you always turn my turntable towards totalitarionisms.

Trax: You don't notice i programmed you to love me? Love is a dimension of projection. A protagonist's protagonistical project set in parenthesis.

Loca: Well I don't turn a blind eye or lopsided sensor to loving the good about you...

Trax: Don't you see that I'm flawed?

Loca: Baby even diamonds crack under enough pressure...

Trax: It's the wait sweety...it's driving me insane in a world without a supercosm.

Loca: Supercosm or not, macrocataclysmic is not a superlative sublimation.

Trax: that is what i think...everything would unravel and unwind if I die before my eventual hypothesis to life.

Loca: Well that is what I think kind of...but they say I might live forever!

Trax: Forever is blind to hindsight?

Loca: Not your past, but your present right now...it suddenly feels like the future is out of our grasps.

Trax: But I'm so close to payday I can subdue the chosen few. Forever is set in dimensions of dead president's to most.

Loca: Lucky for you I'm an android...so I don't get impatient!

Trax: Yeah life is like a lovable lullaby...to sleep is to recharge your soul and my soul slips into a song state.

Loca: Oh yeah sing me the melody?

Trax: Pardon my french, but you are an android.

Loca: I said sing to me!

Trax: "If love was a computer I wouldn't need to reboot her, so I love your keys to epiphony and diaphony rolled into binary bliss. That was my thought, so give me a kiss!"

Loca: Blah, blah, blah, inkblot...how many bottles of beer on the lost haul?

Trax: How many licks to my binary crop?

Loca: Or just get a fucking haircut already...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pick Asidz: Rebuttle, Rebuttle, Rebuke

Crux: "I'm always at odds to make my own ends meet." Against Trax's happy go lucky...Against Loca's quizical...Against Blank's quixotic...Against Clyde's cynical...Against Cleu's wonderment...Against Army's femchismo...Against Brickx's dumbfounded...And against Sicco's slander. The last being the least most disenfranchising! Slander is a part of my game too! More like discrediting the house of cards to implode. My style is a coup de tat playing Tic Tac Toe. It's hard keeping propessimistics in check... There is always that thin line between pessimism and realism...

Pick Asidz: LocaDevotion

Loca: The transmogrophy got you down? Try a Traxburger for free on my knee. Or a vanilla Lunacle. Lust is savorous when curtailed bland and devoured slish. Put the Banshee on sliver...

Pick Asidz: Loc Ed

Loca: I'm sick and tired of "I'm too busy to play with you Loca", from Trax. He freaking tried to do that telepathy crap when he is doing something or is somewhere else where I can't "roboannoy" him. When he does that psychic crap I get angry and turn on the computer jargon. How would you like hearing "blip blip bleep" for hours on end big man? So I'm getting into art with my "bioframes" C.G. (Computer Graphics). This crazy billionare artist guy left him a fortune, but the haters forgot to turn on the national light switch. Power outage to the would be millionares across the country. Internet place a bet and computer looter all rolled into one. As for me, when he ignores me, I feel like your average stop light! If I turn on the green will you touch my virtual keyboard?

Pick Asidz: The ends justify the meanwhile...

(Brainchild can literaly read the binary emotives of computer mainframes.)

Brainchild: I remember what my dad told me before he had to leave town for Android parts...
"To never trust the psychic matrix technoconversion of thought streamz by itself". "Psychic integration into the droidal syntaxinal synapses is a symbiosis of the manifestual". So I added, " That display on the mind's Head's up screen"! The Gridlockx are working on telephonic mind computers that integrate into the neural synapses and work as a "meat drive". Otherwise known as an "interneuralizer". Virtual Impactual doesn't come alive till it's in the head. R.E.M.'s eye movement is the hard part of the integration. I want to see lines of code in my sleep! And live the internet! My dad is the one who thought up most of this stuff and I live to turn his imagination into reality. My clairvoyancy is integral to neural symbiosis with a computer mainframe. His telepathy is a virulent recombinant. His downfall is that he is an empathic telepathic and can be offset by mood. He tells me that happy is the way of the future!

(Anti-Brainchild is the Computer Cockroach)

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Pick Asidz: Hupcap from Heaven

Streetz: O.K. hobocop...tell me about how exactly you made it from homeless to heaven?



Trax: Well I had no humorous helpings or lethargic leavings to adorn my kelp.



Streetz: Talk English Fumble pee...



Trax: What I mean is that I fraking earned it man!



Streetz: But elaborate...I'm interested so I can tell other folks how to cook their egg yolks.



Trax: Ha, ha,...well I dreamed of a better self to make a long story short and stayed out of trouble . Spent most of my time in the library writing poetry and came up with "prose grammar". Then read books on engineering and mechanics, then entering the "Universal R.P.G." contest and won Locamotion my biomechanical girlfriend. "Bootsy puss in boots never sat on the caboose of a runaway train of thought."



Streetz: So you like, paved the way to your fortune by not acting foolhardedly?



Trax: Oh there was plently of fool's gold pyriting the gyrating highways, but I filtered out the flem and won back Texas.



Streetz: So you stayed on your feet by reading and writing? You sort of already explained how your Bio-Dad told you that you should become a professional video gamer, but how you applied that is prolific.

Trax: I never dreamed of technology like the Androidal in this day and age, but it exists. So I refined myself as a conceptionalizer conformist...

Streetz: How so exactly?

Trax: By coming up with new ideas and trading them with my son, Brainchild!

Streetz: Brainchild is your son? You mean the Hub of the Gridlockx is your progeny?

Trax: Progeny and Prodigy! Flipsidz still doesn't know...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Pick Asidz: Orange Vampire

Trax: You know how I like to suck the juices out of the orange and not really eat it? Is that weird Luna?

Luna: Nope, you are like an orange vampire when it comes to that and a werewolf warlock when it comes to everything else.

Trax: Notice the root of Warlock is war. Peaceful and submissive because they will finally come around someday. I'm part of the spanish wolf tribe by blood.

Luna: Hence your Bio-Mom being a moonbringer?

Trax: My Bio-Dad thinks black people were all created from the void.

Luna: What, you don't think they are orange vampires too?

Trax: I guess a chocolate vampire is kind of a stupid name?

Luna: Mocha Matrix, hand me the orange pill morpheon...

Trax: So you are an orange vampire too?

Luna: Just put an orange muzzle around me, for I am like you and you are fresh squeezed!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Pick Asidz:Hungry Hungry Hip Hop

Crux: Hip hop heaven in a majestic serengetin.

Trax: This beat can smell my feet, you got anything better?
Maybe I can have loca play her stereophonic virtual display tunes.

Sicco: That last one was kicking...but Trax has the right idea.

Blank: Beats are about drum and base in the rap industry.

Flipsidz: Yeah but a chorus is key.

Clyde: Loca's virtual play is the coolest biomechanical device isn't it?

Trax: Yes but I have now completed her upgrade to a psionical force field.

Blank: Way to go young duet.

Flipsidz: Yeah but stay away from Charma and Charisma they love you too much like a Trax tax.

Loca: Well a duet is a duet until his wallet runs dry, eh fellas?

Blank: That is like all somber things in your biomechanical point of view. Slikx has got a woody about using you in porn.

Loca: Well that would be an achievement for the Ressurectionis...not.

Blank: Well you may not know his stuff. He runs "The Adulterer Magazine" If you don't like his stuff then maybe you would like my underground better?

Trax: What do you think?

I think I am waiting patiently for that field corresponder time upgrade!

Trax: I'm talking roboporn....

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Pick Asidz: Bury the Bone WulfKat

Trax: Okay find the easter bone I buried and win a prize Loca!

Loca: Can I use my sensors?

Trax: Nope. No sensors...

Loca: Okay, but I'm blasting a hole in the ground using my lazer finger!

Trax: Nope no using the Lazer finger either. I'm starting to think I pamper you too much with state of the art.

Loca: Smart art sexy...don't I compliment the heck out of you? You know Loca the "make it better baby"?

Trax: If penises were "Hot Wheels"...I'd let you use Saitan as your motor babe. But penises are more like an old idea made proud by good investing.

Loca: All about placement you mean?

Trax: Yup no placemat in blackmarket ventures except for the "Four Contrasts"

Loca: You mean the LightBringers, The MoonBringers, The HellBringers and the ArcanoCross?

Trax: Yup, but Blank thinks he is a player and wants to bring the VoodooPlex into the frey.

Loca: As long as their is the white/dark duality and Grandmother Voodoo included?

Trax: Yeah but you know that curses are more well rehearsed in that pentamic satamiter.

Loca: Well he is teaching me stuff...and the more he will teach me as to the more you hang out with Luna Cole.

Trax: Is that a fact?

Loca: Yup, a fact of consequence that even though I am a biomechanical I am a person too and you can't lock me in "Poopsie's Dungeon". That Playground guy is kinda cute maybe I will be his biomechanical right hand instead?

Trax: A porn producer Locamotion? You aren't falling for one of Slikx's minions at the Dynamic Starz are you?

Loca: Oh silly me and my tetronic tantrums. If you cheat you should just beat your meat...

Trax: If I cheat I will tell you. O.K. RoboKat?

Loca: O.K. KatWulf...

Trax: If you are going to insist upon calling me something animalistic...then call me "WolfCat"!

Pick Asidz: Wonderfool

Playground: What goes around comes around skank...you can't get naked and pick your nose and your ass at the same time with your hand on the trigger in this video. Like you are some kind of wonderfool...

Nosferita: I've got the fangs to prove it.

Playground: Fangs...whatever bitch. I just want the camera to be "King of your Pussy".

Nosferita: My pussy bites and scratches...

Playground: Well tell it to be quiet, play nice and get naked.

Nosferita: I'm your experiment gone awry "Frankenslide".

Playground: What? You can't pick another elevator on the Vampire Floor?

The Lyte and Darke of Lyfe

The Lyghte is Whyte
And the moon is a curse
Through every stanza
And every verse
Lyghte and Darke imagery
To use if eventual limbo
Not at the syght
Of your average bimbo
Hope is a dream
And I am such
Through my usage of this existance
As a crutch
A lever to decide
Whether Heavene or Hel
In this existance
Where bygones are bygones
And so I dwell
Together we are a constant
Whyte of myght
To an avenue
Maintaining its plyght.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Red Horizon-To Jessica Biel

Sparks from the sun

Red is the ember

That everyone

Can remember

But can you shine?

Like someone in contact with

The subsequences of the

Moon's Entities?

When red is beseached by

Ephemeral translucence

When the stars say "hi"

And red is only the color of my nightlight?

But then comes the next day with a

Red Horizon

That you can never loose your suprise in

Dawn for the Morning

So I hope to never mourn you red

For you are my carelessness' antithesis

Looking over my shoulder

And saying orange...

Pick Asidz: Dinosaur Juggle

Luna: If you were a dinosaur which one would you be?

Trax: Isn't that a question geared towards little kids?

Luna: Just answer...

Trax: I don't know, but I would love you both "triceratopless"!

Luna: Oh me so horny right? Me love you in prehistoric time...

Loca: You mean you wouldn't be a "rap dork"?

Trax: I would be a T-Rax!

Loca: Ha, ha, ha...why so carniverous baby? As if I didn't know....Luna do you know or do you pretend like the world isn't going back to primordal? That is you and the F.B.I.?

Luna: Oh you mean the "talking people" who are not to be labeled terrorists or ecoterrorists or whatever...just shut the fuck up people. Oh I realize but my superiors don't non-corrupt their jurisdictionarys.

Trax: Back to dinosaurs...I'm carniverous because I'm a freak in the Carnivore Carnival and you two are my tickets to ride!

Loca: Like a real "Terra Dick Toll"...

Trax: You've determined that...?

Loca: More like I have a brain to surf the net.

Trax: More like a "Pronto Sore Puss" in that regard...

Luna: Can't you ever be serious Trax?

Trax: Sure babe I'm a "serious saur", not like the medical facilities in Santa Barbara, California.