Pick Asidz: FootSolve

Trax: Two hand touch? This is more "Flag" football!

Loca: Stop you dead in you Trax?

Trax: Trax are for kids? Trax isn't taking Paxil baby!

Loca: So you believe in Tantra?

Trax: Yes I have a pleasure seeking missile!

Loca: Bad if it bombs...

Trax: Boom if there is room...

Loca: Wham Bam Uncle Sam? Oh be fashionable...You know the sexy voice...Like "Fantasy Island"...?

Trax: You mean exotic or neurotic?

Loca: I mean tantrotic...like I just mentioned...deep voice and jingle your cahones!

Trax: Cahones don't ride reindeer to Hawaii?

Loca: But ballbusters do?

Trax: I don't know snowflake? What do you tinker?

Loca: I tinker a tangle...

Trax: Do you pee for free?

Loca: Uh...trick question or bathroom humor?

Trax: I guess you protest?

Loca: Protest against flipping your teat up?

Trax: My nose that lids!

Loca: O.K. just stop referring to me as "RoboCat"!

Trax: Than stop making me into a "TeddyHound"!

Loca: The Hound of Task Untils...

Trax: Very money...very money...are we siamese?

Loca: Like all the little glee cups in kinda!

Trax: You know I'm a slave to your wisdom, but you aren't a wizard when it comes to good gizzard! Let me guess...

Loca: Fuck you!

Trax: No cranks! If you want me to wear all the levers.

Loca: Lever's leap...I just talk of the plank.

Trax: Pedestal lover's fool.

Loca: You get the picture hitcher!

Trax: O.k., need I remind you I won you in a contest?

Loca: Wooh...video gamer galore...Role Playing game or Rocket Propelled Grenade?

Trax: Oh just R.P.S.V.P. if you want to talk to me like that! You are essentially a trophy!

Loca: Fuck you again...this time with no fishing ships.

Trax: Fishing and fucking are like kissing and ducking?

Loca: Fish are complacent...

Trax: And are you adjacent?

Loca: Advertise to realize stud coffin!

Trax: That is a coffee coffin with a virgin vampire in it...isn't it?

Loca: Fuck you times three...when it reaches four, say no more!

Jessica

Jessica, Jessica
You are the one
Jessica, Jessica
Starting gun
Jessica, Jessica
Face the truth
Jessica, Jessica
Photobooth
Glamour and fame
Ignited by your flame
Hold me tight
Jessica, Jessica
Our first night
Be my conflagration
Astringent lamentation
Expedient isolation
Through my cauterization
Jessica, Jessica
What a read
Jessica, Jessica
A presidential seed
Catch him, snatch him
Away from that old life
Jessica, Jessica
A "Catch Up" knife?
Jessica, Jessica
Something red
Jessica, Jessica
In my head...

Pick Asidz: Procrasti Nation

Cog: Take your time to a tinkerer? Bad if you think I'm making America into a living hell! The Economy where the no show's innuendos shine brimstone on your average sucker. I hate being duped by a gag in a garbage bag. Life's ups and downs with no one to return the volley. (Just like black magic on a TraxWolf...Werewolves can be good...Bullshit! Then he says "I'm a half wolf"...whatever. That the same rhetoric like you can't find a tennis partner in Mental Hell? You think...?)
I can't find one always promoting chaos kid...just some of the draw the line....

Celebrity Ringmaster

New Reality Show Idea-

A celebrity boxing tournament

Starring-
Brad Pitt vs. Christian Bale
Keanu Reeves vs. Russel Crowe
Leonardo DiCaprio vs. Matt Damon
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
etc.

*Joke- M.C. Hammer vs. Wesley Snipes for tax exemption

Final Challenger-Sylvester Stallone