Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Pick Asidz: Oil Slikx 2

Slikx: Remember the game "Spyhunter" back in the day Meda?



Andromeda: Why? Are you going to smokescreen me?



Slikx: Oh I already screened you baby! Anyway that is where I got my nickname from! The Oil Slick maneuver.



Andromeda: I thought it was because of all the lost semen.



Slikx: And you didn't let them drown?



Andromeda: Whatever! Just cause you are a blond does not mean you are the "God of Porn".



Slikx: What made you think that I wasn't?



Andromeda: Dyanisus squeezed grapes in limbo sometimes.



Slikx: And Zeus had a Hercutrax?



Andromeda: You and your nephew that you see once in a blue moon? Why don't you make him a porn star if you love him so much? Oh let me think for you...because the girls say he is too small and pester one another? How would they know until they tried?



Slikx: Anyway, in that regard away we go! Pester Uncle Fester is not "Dirty Harry". I know better baby, he should be a "real" movie star. He was good at acting..."real" acting.



Andromeda: Maybe you should give him some gloryhounds playboy? You are so afraid and yet inquisitive about his powers.



Slikx: Whatever...leave it to the Black people?



Andromeda: Do you realize what color he is?



Slikx: A mutt in need of a slut? Queen Beefer still?



Andromeda: Nope...he has a new vixen in wait ready to postmark.



Slikx: I hear she calls herself "Locamotion"?



Andromeda: Gloria Varnum is her real name.

Slikx: Varnum and daily from a humanistic automaton.

Andromeda: Do me a favor...if you see her be nice and call her a Synthetica.

Slikx: Ressurectionis Program prodigy...maybe I'll do that to myself when I die!

Andromeda: The adulterer sepulchifer...baby you so fine.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Pick Asidz: Up Tempo

Blank: What commodity is such an oddity that criminoloty and store quality are like alcoholity?
The answer: Trax's affections and affiliations.
He comes with an android that can do anything?
How fun would that be? To have a bitch that can time travel and shoot lasers...?
That lucky son of a bitch...
Jealous, but earning respect if he can do something or teach me about something I've never done or seen before.
That is freaking Hollywood's junction...
Not like Slikx would know either...seeing as how porn is far from a classic motion picture!
Picture pages that shed skin...
That is all we know?
I tell you life is an equation for an investigation on vacation.
Avoid the references Mr. Man, of an equality to conjure!
Everything Up tempo!
Some say "life is a conquest", I say "Life is like a curse stuck to the bottom of your shoe". "You move to untie the laces and find poisonous gum stuck to the middle." "Spit it to split it..."

Pick Asidz: Duetz Dance To: 50 cent

Blank: I think we are going to need to dance with Cog and the Hellbringaz?

Clyde: Why Blankster?

Blank: Because they have crossed the Voodooplex by trying to take over the fyre elementels.

Clyde: But that is commonplace...okay okay I'm in! Just tell me we can box up the little suckers this time?

Blank: They are my friend's Clyden...

Clyde: The Big ones aren't...what about the shadowcast?

Blank: The fyre are more useful to destroy property, the shadowcast are more useful to create death. The little ones are more prone to listen to hypnospeak. I'd hate Cog making them totally evil without reciprocational purposes. They would just cause uncontrolled chaos...Not comandeered by the High JAH.

Clyde: No Blank...Cog believes chaos is eventual so he ercumspects...he is an absolutarian anarchist. While you are a chrysium. (Ha, Ha you lovable scumbag...) Not a curse doctor like you!

Blank: I'm a curse doctor with a rehearsed proctor C-money...

Clyde: Yeah let's Boogeyman...

Sunday, June 28, 2009

This sucks the life out of me

These bugs are not my friends...
Should I keep talking to them in hopes they listen?
Parasites that kill super men?
Is this some kind of comic book joke?
I have a parasitic infection of hookworm.
At the hospital they freaking ask to see the worms.
That after a security guard there held me for ransom and threatened my life
4 years ago...
My question is has it got any better?
Cottage Hospital of Santa Barbara, California?
I give to their children's charity non stop at Rite-Aid.
Hoping they won't do this to poor unfortunate children.
Or more Vulnerable people like the homeless.
You medical people are not allowed to pick and choose.
A la "Universal Healthcare".
God bless President Barack Obama.
(At least he seems to care)!
(I even have both CenCal and Medicare and they still won't take me seriously)?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Pick Aside: Rhapsody Rhetoric

Trax: B-child I can't find the trimodulator for Loca's new chassis?

Brainchild: Are you sure you bought one? Those don't come cheap you know. You are highly into debt with Flipsidz over spare parts and armor weapons.

Trax: Well I'm getting the money soon from a billionare friend of mine.

Brainchild: We like Billionares in the Lockx!

Trax: I like Billionares who like ballistics.

Necrowulf: The Crowning of Krotus

A flock has gathered at GeoLyte Castle...the Geo Wolves, Geo Doggs and Geo Kat and Werekat are gathered in celebration of the Crowning of Prince Krotus...

Beastius: Stand clear fellow geo wulf and geo kat, the crowning of my son is to be done today!

Lord Tyger: Well Lord Beastius he is a very fine halfe cub.

Beastius: He is to be head of the coven pack someday.

Lady Tigretta: Since we made the accord and Krotus has proven himself a dreamwulf, telepathic and telekinetic. He has earned his right.

Lord Geomonius steps in...

Geomonius: I am very proud of my grandson on this Psi-Wulf initiation to obtain the title of honary Geo Wulf at the age of 12. My grandson is the oldest of the Halfe Wulves, but he is the first telepthitron of the den.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Duke of Biohazard Part 4: From the eyes of the "Nemesis"

Creation or creature
I am what you name to your desire
I have hate in my eyes
For creatures of the wire
Wire strung here by nature
My nurture to undo
I am a beheamouth
That spawned from a cryogenic zoo

Give me a weapon
Or I will form a spike from my hands
The B.O.W. in my system
Makes me a creature to commands
I am a monster
Created by Umbrella
Before this
I used to be quite a nice fella.

Pick Asidz: Pleasent Dreamz

Brainchild: So what do you think of my penthouse Ado?

Adobe: Crazy cool B-child! 14 years old with this much luxury?

Brainchild: Well I work hard for my money. Wanna see the prototype "Aphis" droid?

Adobe: I heard about Locamotion and Trax...did you work on her?

Brainchild: A little...but she is a synthetic designed by the late Girtron Holder, the inventor of the "Ressurectionis Programme". This Aphis droid is my first attempt at neurosynthesis.

Aphis: Hello Brainchild. This station is set for V.I.R. initiation...who is our guest?

Brainchild: Her name is Adophi Surist, but we all call her Adobe. She is my companion co-pilot at "Space Camp".

Aphis: Well good direction is hard to find from "genetics".

Brainchild: Remember Aphis, I told you to say "humans"!

Aphis: But Alpha Station was programmed by Servo to say "Genetics"!

Brainchild: That is because he is so technical...I want a more layed back vernacular in my place of rest.

Adobe: Wow, can you make me one of those?

Aphis: I am a Gridlock Automaton Adobe!

Brainchild: What he is trying to say is, "I cost a lot of green".

Adobe: Well the sun sets orange and doesn't turn green B-child!

Brainchild: Well fauna does and it gives us our oxygen supply!

Adobe: I guess you have a point there?

Brainchild: Well let's keep the present pleasent. So I don't dream in binary codes...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Pick Asidz: Blank Stank

Flipsidz: So what is up with Mr. Blank these days?
I'm still wishing he would take someone hostage so I could accost him!
That man takes Pornography a little too seriously.
As if he were Slikx?
Blond ambition from a black guy?
Underground porn competing with the ability to clone and autonomoly harvest?
Like he could do that in a snuff film?
You see we have history that we share.
The Harlem Knightz vs. The Los Angeles Locustz.
What are you Blank?
A HellBringer or a Voodooplex?
Is there a difference?
Now how can he summon dark magick with his spellbook collection?
Conjure demons and hypnospark himself through incantations?
Also by putting himself into dreamspace through adrenaline?
Something he and Trax share that made Trax a duet?
I get my rush from a lucrative business not a Voodoo High!
Sure I can do a spell here and there.
I do it to all my machines...
Break out the "Sage Monkeys" to arcanize electronics.

Pick Asidz: Crash Test Bumpy

Blank: You know bumping heads with the Gridlockx is scary!
I think more along the lines of intergration like Trax does.
But Flipsidz won't accept me on all sides of the coin.
Flip his medallion and he is made of mandrake to my own gris gris.
Alchemy to a man who studies the Arcane.
Arcane and Voodoo clash like high heels on a Sasquatch.
We were both in street gangs growing up, slinging dope and studying the street.
He thinks I still live in the ghost ghetto of the past.
You can take the ghetto out of the man, but he still turns everything into a tin can?

Clyde: Tin can love machine Mr. Bubble!
They should make a cartoon character for their andoidal figurehead.

Blank: Nope too legit for what Flipsidz has knit!
You see magick and musick are in tune with a robot rythme.
What if he attacks us with his Automatons?

Clyde: Like with an evil Locamotion?
He probably hates that you turned her into a Duet?
Probably also got sumthing up his sleeve as always?
Calling her "Emotional Looker"?

Blank: Or choochoobee?
He has little talons on how to repossess her.
Trax better look out!
He hates how easily Trax came to possess her in that contest.
I think he wishes his wife were an Android Automaton on auto-mneumatic?

Clyde: Think about programming her with the "Kama Sutra Matrices"?

Blank: Like I said, "Choochoobees that pollinate like a prosthetical honey comb of Androidal Ambrosia".

Clyde: Nectar of the pods...?

Friday, June 19, 2009

Sodden Earth: The quest of Ohman

Ohman: Brother I have tried all the starquests and seriphonem by Omnicus.
You have to agree with me on the cosmic visualization of the persiphony of the transpondem.?

Uhman: I am more demonne so I stray with the typeset manifestuals of Omnicus.
You are more his prodigy to rule the Sodden Earth that he wishes for Earth.

Ohman: Well then listen to me when I say that New Epsilonne is in danger and you should care because you are halfe angelle.

Uhman: Lord Scorch has it in for you brother. You know that don't you? He is convincing Dryfist and the other Demonne Lordes to confer against you.

Ohman: Well I feel my duty is to the Angelli.

Uhman: Those male angelles will use you. You will never be accepted in Alphacross with the Lyte Archangellum.

Ohman: That is what you percieve, but you have not even hypnoslept to answer that question?

Uhman: I'd rather roam the Nightclasp. Brother you should test yourself at Denizen Dungeon.

Ohman: Well I go into spirite modem too much at Omnicus' request.

Uhman: I never listen to that. I roam in the corporelle. My transpondency is more disrupted and I turn the mood mode of the Humanne. We should correspond with them only and not the mortalles.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Pick Asidz: Fetch A Soul

Skatz: Got a light?

Trax: I am the light...what you seek is the flame!

Skatz: I suppose that is a Lightbringer thang baby?

Trax: You know it. The Moonbringers say "Like a moth to my irridescense, out comes the moon." The Hellbringers say, "With every Hell comes a new Heaven". The Lightbringers say, "The Light is part of the equation". The Arcanocross is trickier, but I think they say, "The arcane is the way of the spirit sword".

Skatz: How do you know all this?

Trax: I play all sides...

Skatz: What do you say?

Trax: I say, "Too much information...do you have any chronic"?

Pick Aside: Organizational Sketch

Influences-
Moonbringers: Azazel, Hecate, Azmoneus
Hellbringers: Set, Lucifer, Aries, Charon
Lightbringers: Mercury, Zeus, Odin, God, Jesus
Dreamknights: Tempestua, Calibra
Voidknights: Sophocles, Bis, Belial, Faust
Arcanocross: Merlin, King Arthur
Voodooplex-Mother Voodoo, Death ie: Shadow Spirit, Fire Spirit ie: Conflagris

Segregations-
Lightbringers-Exorcists, Scholars, Philanthropists, Mages, Remote Viewers, clerics
Hellbringers-Hexorcists, Remote Anarchistz
Voidknights-Voidpathz, Dark Magi
Dreamknights-Light Mazers, Telepathz
Voodooplex-Voodoo Priesthood ie: Houngons/Bokors-white/black
Moonbringers-MoonWitchz, Moonpathz, Moonninja
Arcanocross-Whitewitchz, Clairvoyantz, Remote Viewerz, Clerikz, Capitalistika, Arcanoknightz

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Pick Asidz: Rest Milk

Trax: I'm an advocate of advocation...would you like some fresh squeezed penis juice?

Charma: You are the real "sicco"...but you are so darn cute!

Trax: Is that like munching on your boobs and pretending that your nipples are fleshy m & m's?

Charma: You would be booby munching the booby monster baby.

Trax: O.K., enough trash talking...what is for lunch?

Charma: I made you a spearmint gum commercial for an appetizer...

Trax: Ha, ha...I wonder what Charisma would think if she knew we were hanging out?

Charma: What would Loca think?

Trax: Oh whatever...I programmed her to sit in a corner!

Charma: I thought you believed me to be a callous bitch?

Trax: You are just a little blip on the bitchiest bitch scale sexy!

Charma: That is settling...settle down and saddle up? Is that what you are thinking?

Trax: I'm thinking I'd like to take you out drinking!

Charma: Wine and dine me...? Can you afford it? You know that I am dating a Congressman?

Trax: Well you see I've got my deals shined up...

Charma: Those things are real?

Trax: As real as buying you a meal milk lady...

Charma: You need a rest from an alternate reality?

Trax: Yeah, but don't make it too political...

Saturday, June 13, 2009

J. Paul Getty I'll never forgetti all this confetti...

J. Paul Getty...
I love you already.
I'll never forgetty
All this confetty
232 with a minor split
I'm talking millions
To bring down the hit
That was devised by the badmen
Of another village
My whole life
They have pillaged
But I am still here to pay the bill
For medecine I need to pop a pill
Bad customary
Bad hospital here
In another place
I'd buy you a beer.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Pick Asidz: Rift Ride on the Raft

Servo: So I gave some video of the android manufacturing to a white supremacist through Alexander. Now he is getting questioned by the Fee-Bees. I feel bad for people who put aside business before family for a personal emotion. Flipsidz is like a dictator for a dollar sign and we are all his serfs. The grid is the Gridlockx field of choice as to use a computer is to extend your voice...

Pick Aside: To a devil at my cigarette

One More cigarette then I'm going to bed
All these dellusions you percieve in your head
Tell me something about me being an Andria
About you being misled
One more cigarette
Then I'm dead
I practice medecine
Right here in my bed
Like one more cigarette
In my right hand
One after another until I see the man
One more cigarette in my head
I'll smoke some more when I wake up after dread
My dreams sparkle
With Celebrity stars
Talking to me and then walking to the bars
One more cigarette is my fee
One more cigarette till victory

Monday, June 8, 2009

Pick Asidz: Trying is dying?

Trax: So I talk to the adopted parents about my malady...? "I am sick with a parasitic infection", I say. There is a choice for what they respond. It is either, "It is all in your head", "We are all dying in some way or another", or what I know but they don't express, "I don't care". You think I know this is your handywork? A medical embargo by a former Jewish Junior Mafia Don when the Ambulence business was working? When every time you come to visit you make it kind of obvious? "Get him a girlfriend", that is what they facetiously say to a "perfunctory rift"? My retort is get me some "dead presidents"! I follow my own lead to the beat of a communal heart. These money deals are really real! I'm seeing real legal compresses to my eternal headache and heartache. "I shouldn't hate"? That is my question to myself? I do hate the people responsible, who the cops protect? Some civil service to the defunct community? Uh Oh that is a bad word? The surroundings seem so volatile, I write something down and they explode into more corruption? Conspiracy to kill a kid...that was 10 years ago! Now that I have grown up I try to be a "freedom fighter". Trying is not dying!

Pick Asidz: Mind Controlz

Crux: Watch what you are thinking! I am a thought policeman...more like a criminal in question? Decisive to desire a more adverse acquire? I've thought a lot about thought into the immaterial surface over the context of the more deeply hardened thought to make tangible. The periphory of an outlet with a purpose. No more against an "endless victim"? I don't want to victimize and torture the hell out of any person! All that person does is bring thought to paper? That hurts...ouch. Maybe you started it? He is just trying to bring light on your "end all" perrogative. Waiting for him to die and then you disband? Glorify your criminal conquest knowing every move the other "player" makes? Make a knight into a pawn? It's always checkmate without even thinking? But while you are so involved with one single person, what is going on with everything else around you? Do you feel a change coming on or in? That is my question to the perps. Perpetual perpetrator people eaters? You know I was once like you, but I was made to stay clean and sober for six years. Long enough to make me realize that this is hell you have created and crafted. Erected like a battlefront on home turf? When you have reached home plate you score a run? Do your more complacent selves have a place to call home? Call on someone else's parent's to support your salivating poisonous spit? Trax is right...you are usurpers. Along with hitmen terrorists!

Pick Asidz: Why do I have to die?

Trax: Pick off my petals...cause she loves me, she loves me not? What excuse today woman? Nobody cares about anybody anymore. I tell someone I'm sick and they just nod. I tell someone I might die and they say "Go to the Hospital"? Um...let me tell you something! That hospital is monogomous with "hitmen radio". An attempt turns into a "vulnerability trap"? I have insurance, but the mental clause turns into "you are delusional". I have been there over a hundred times...doctors are supposedly dedicated to "saving lives"? Why do I have to die? That is my eternal question...my spirit is somewhere else while my body is stuck on a warground? I care about people too much? People die all the time? I don't want an answer from "Andria"! Those two questions do not predetermine my stature...as I keep on keeping on!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Pick Asidz: More Money

Trax: Well it will be time to hit the road soon...get out of hell and go to heaven time.

Crux: What are your plans?

Trax: Go to Mexico and bring back as much medecine as I can and then get out of California. Nothing for me here!

Crux: Why do you think that?

Trax: Because this place thinks I should die here...

Crux: Well shut up and quit bitching.

Trax: Okay I need a placebo relationship to suppress right? I don't give a shit...

Crux: Are you tring to tell me something?

Trax: Yes, you need a new girlfriend! Big fat hookers are not what I'm shopping for in life.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Pick Asidz: The Night and the Light

Trax: It seems as though I have two parts of me in conjunction to one another. A dark half and a light side. It's funny because I don't usually let myself succomb to the dark persona. Even though the combination is like a manifestual limbo. The Hispanics seem to dwell in the evil machinations of other people. Like they are used to it and there is nothing they can do? A stupid disheartening laugh of maliciousness is what you usually hear at the end of a foreboding conversation. Even from the women. Blond haired people, like my biological father, are more prone to a lighthearted conscientiousness. I don't know why, but it seems like the color contrast conceptualizes retrospectual to circumstances. On one side you have the working class and on the other you have the Elitists. Should I put a quarter into the machine to play the game or should I tilt the Tiltawhirl a little in either direction as I feel in the moment with? I guess the real game is to play all sides of the race coin? Rembering that a continuity rules the spectrum of an alternate persona which illuminates life. I just want to purchase myself a purpose...

Pick Asidz: Polygraphical

Luna: Alright Mr. Swisher, I want to know where you intended to sell this bootleg d.v.d. of the underground retrofitting of an android?

3-D: I told you I get it from an anonymous source who will remain nameless.

Luna: Where do these androids come from?

3-D: I don't know...the guy told me it would take out my trash and do my dishes, o.k.?

Luna: We are going to hook you up to a polygraph machine to see if you are lying to me. You know I have people that could read your mind?

3-D: Let them in on all my dirty thoughts?

Luna: Oh yes...well that is not what I'm asking you...I want to know your source? This technology is extremely sensitive to the government and we don't want it in the wrong hands such as yours.

3-D: So if I'm the fall guy, who dropped me off the cliff?

Luna: Like you said, "an anonymous source", gave us intel on your whereabouts.

3-D: Stupid tape...the brotherhood wanted one of those things as a bargaining chip to pardon some of our officials.

Luna: By "the Brotherhood", you mean the Aryan subculture of white supremacists who you associate with primarily?

3-D: Yeah me and the boys wanted some new toys! All I know is some black guy is in charge of that operation, and we wanted to subvert their stenography.

Luna: Some black guy...could you give me a name?

3-D: All he siad was some kind of code, "Every side has a story".

Luna: And that is all you know? The polygraph shows that you are lying.

3-D: One other thing, they mentioned something about street gangs.

Luna: What does that have to do with android manufacturing?

3-D: My best guess is...these androids can rap!

Pick Asidz: Kiss the Day Goodnight

Luna: So Trax's biological mother wants to invite me to some gathering where they practice witchcraft. I'm interested out of curiosity, for in my profession it is good to keep an open mind. I work for the F.B.I.'s Paranormal Research Team called "Psychic Affairs". Veronica's faction calls themselves the "Nightbringers" and they always meet at midnight to do whatever it is they do. Veronica said she would fill me in as they go along...

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Pick Asidz: Due Process

On P.A. system at Gridlockx Central...

Flipsidz: O.K. Brainchild, take the power up to 50%...Cannibal I need you to regulate cyber turbulence to install this program...upsy daisy like I'm so much of a sucker they call me "Mr. Lollypop"...wait till they "flip out" Flipsidz style over this prototype android...Avatar I expect you to color coordinate the schematic to look "high tech", o.k.? Servo lock into the coordinates of the "Gridframe" nexus code for the hypnophonic...and Alex, I expect you to sell this "bad boy". This new chip is worth a fortune cookie, so try not to scramble it Servo. B-child, please hook up your gadget thingamagig to the power core...

Brainchild: It's called a chlorometer...

Flipsidz: Whatever kid...I love your cybernetic leggos like everybody loves Eggos, o.k.?

Brainchild: Don't tell me you are going to replace my mother with this thing? You love it so much?

Flipsidz: Which Mom? Barbie or Skipper? Anyway this is a little more hypothetical than those two...

Servo: And you are a black Ken doll you charmer...? Nurture the kid a little Mr. Scrooge!

Flipsidz: Nurture my machine first Dreadlocks...this is business!

Cannibal: Business like a bushy tailed Marmot Sidz...This one is all machine you know? Not protoform...

Flipsidz: Yeah, yeah...just like my turntable...give it a personality dude...that is all I'm asking...!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Pick Asidz: The Cat's Catastrophe

Fanfare: She fucking called me "overzealous" and "overmaliable"! I swear sometimes I feel like getting a paddle for my own mother like a fraternizing sorority sister. Just cause I care about the brother I never met? "I tried to keep him a secret", that is her excuse? You fucking bitch! What if i was left to the maid's devices? "I was older when i had you"...that is what she says? "But you were a movie star", that is what I say. "Does the world have to blow up or a heavenly pegasus have to appear for you to ride over to him?" (Like that would happen for her...) Sun...son? Soon...sune? What the hell is wrong with everybody around me? "Shut up and get used to it", she says!

Pick Asidz: My Dreamway Thumb

Trax: Well Loca...my courier was supposed to show up hours ago.

Loca: An opposable thumb has a use for a bum?

Trax: Or derelects are neglectful by nature with no nurture?

Loca: Oh yeah...I'm supposed to be your android mother and your robot father all rolled into one number cruncher?

Trax: Truth or dare...should we investigate?

Loca: Like Watergate? 411 or 911?

Trax: All foreigners are suspect?

Loca: Did they put a "made in the U.S.A." sticker on me when I was created?

Trax: Nope! You were made in China like "Reeboks"...

Loca: Seriously though...am I the only one that loves you anymore?

Trax: I don't know...who do you ask? The police? The politicians? The sirens? The birds? The Barbarians? It's like I have a "do not disturb" sign on my hacienda?

Loca: Or a "neglect on sight" stamp on your forehead?

Trax: Forseuth melancholy holly...missile my toes!

Loca: Or hump like a snowhill...?