Monday, November 30, 2009

Pick Asidz: Art is life Life is an art

Gen Murphy: Life is like a dirty lesson...treat it like a smith and wesson.

Lt. Hunter: Singing Wyvern Wulf tunes?

Gen Murphy: Yeah oneday I will come home when we have outfitted the perfect war automaton.

Lt. Hunter: Well until then you listen to the beat of your own drum?

Gen. Murphy: That reminds me...what do black people do when they see the white light?

Lt. Hunter: What?

Gen. Murphy: Drive by shooting stars in ghetto getups.

Lt. Hunter: You can take the man out of the ghetto, but can you ghetto the man to do pushups?

Gen. Murphy: Good one...but I hate to say black people make the best soldiers.

Lt. Hunter: I heard Charma and Charisma say "yup a lup"? Aren't they new lightbringer recruits?

Gen. Murphy: Yeah I'm jealous because they were established by Lorde Acquios himself. Even more of the enigma than Jasone Moone.

Lt. Hunter: Uh, should you even be talking to me about those people sir?

Pick Asidz: Toss the Dark Witch in a ditch

Charisma: I hate dark witches. The stupid MoonBringers are chock full of em. I am a lightbringer recruit myself...so is my twin sister. You know they are less clairvoyant and more sinister about everything? Sardonic sarcastics who are synical to boot.

Charma: Jasone Moone is an enigma. They say he performs ceremonies by the light of the full moon. I guess MoonBringers are only at the halfway point compared to the Hexorcists....?

Dreamscapz Conceptualizations

Spirite in the dream is an essence of soul.
Corporeale spirite reality in R.E.M.
Spirite Swords
Spirite Minions
Spirite Dragon
Spirite Elementals
Spirite Celestuals

Darke Spirite vs. Whyte Spirite
Fyre vs. Wynde
Iyce vs. Watyre
Royck vs. Sandye
Foyrce vs. Pressuyre
Kinetycke vs. Televipe
Telekine vs. Actualyze
Spirite Gestuyre vs. Spirite Invoyke
Spirite Influneza vs. Spirite Inertiaya

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Pick Asidz: Catch this Phrase

Cleu: What time is it? Gayoclock?
Trax: Yeah it's Sticks Dirty.
Slikx: You can always be the stars boys if you shine my penis with the ladies.
Andromeda: Yeah Traxsan and Cleusan wax on, wax off.
Crux: You know a "Crux" is a constelation?
Trax: Then why don't you take a space vacation on nova.
Crux: Because I'm not twinkle toes you twit.
Andromeda: Yeah I've never seen an asian who could dance very well to Hip Hop.
Trax: I know someone who could twinkle your nose.
Crux: Mary Poppins? Or Black Man's Droppings?
You know it's like people want to paint the moon red in blood...all the war's that don't need to be fought right now?
Cleu: Red Rain coming down...
Trax: Purple rain for black people.
Slikx: You know sharks spit you out after they eat you. Insects don't?
You know my pinky?
Trax: What about it?
Oh nothing...nothing but a power outage of inches.
Trax: And you are the one giving me pointers?
Andromeda: They say birds are the only ones that eat bread all the time. Porn is like a monster bird from hell.
Slikx: You know that is the problem...you always have to one up. Are you insecure or sumthing?
Trax: Yes...and I guess you are insanely more mature physically?
Slikx: When I die I want my Johnson stuffed and mounted...to be used as a fountain pen.

Pick Asidz: Blank Page

Blank: You know that kid Trax makes me think. I don't really think a lot about anything but sex...so it's interesting. I think Slikx has the same problem, but he is related to that regulator. I feel more powerful as a team than as I do alone. Go Figure? I used to think I was a one man army...then I met Army. Trax is not exactly hard to deal with if you kiss his ass. I guess I'm the same way? I like positivity...yet I shrug it off too much. Naive is what they tell me. I hate that stupid french word! Like I'm a black croissant. Feed me to demons...not the god damned birds. Clyde has this thing where he wants to throw Trax in bleeding with a Great White Shark. I tell him he'd probably end up making friends with the fish somehow. I think about putting him all tied up on Train Tracks, but then I think too much about the fact that that would be like a villian from an old silent movie. Talk damn you! Anyway, I say "pay me a million bucks and I'll get rid of him". No one bites...freaking hobos in slo mos. I like to pounce when I see something worthy! Like a mutt husky/golden retriever like Trax always talks about. Blend of the wild with the domesticated beautiful. Good idea...you will stay my buddy if you keep coming up with them!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Pick Asidz: Scratch and Sniff

Luna: Traz get your head out of that "Metamorphasis" book and come look at this sculpture Trax made for me!

Traz: Like I care about that "woo her" nonsense...

Luna: Oh put on your pretend hat!

Traz: O.k. what a great guy...it is even painted red. Is this supposed to be like the "Trojan Horse"? Are little androids going to pop out or sumthing?

Luna: Look at the detail...it's like a female "Adonis"!

Traz: You are talking to a black man about a kinda white guy with a little penis, who is supposed to be all that and a bag of Greek chips?

Luna: You know...at least you could pretend to like him sometimes without that good cop/bad cop mentality routine in effect. Let's ask Mortimer what he thinks? Mort...you like my chisel wissle?

Mort: Why don't you just copy yourself onto a CD rom and install it into his mainframe?

Luna: Better me...than that blond android!

Mort: I've got an idea...why don't we spy on him again?

Luna: O.k.

Traz: He was just joshing sweet thang...

Luna: Why doesn't he make an android out of an old "Cabbage Patch Kid" or a "My Buddy" doll. Why does she have to be so life like?

Mort: Because she used to be human and she is androidal clone...Does that answer your obsession?

Traz: Don't you have any psychics to embridle today?

Luna: Yes, but they are so little...

Traz: How so?

Luna: I mean they have only a little psychic power...I like the big cahunas!

Mort: Psychic city here we come...is the "bird" the word?

Traz: That is a cool comparison...psychic waves and all that! But really Special Agent Cole, you have work to do, try and quit obsessing about the "Bringers"!

Luna: But that kid is the key to "Cult City"!

Traz: Uh, cults and the F.B.I. do not mix. Like Peter and the Wolf and Slick Rick.

Luna: Pop goes my whistle...you know I carry a gun...right Black daddy?

Traz: Don't say I won't incacerate your ass if you get too crazy...in my own little prison.

Luna: Trax would slip me a key and a file.

Traz: Good if he uses a bible...sure he would...keep screaming!

P.S. It's all fun and games until someone loses a Josh!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Pick Asidz: Beautiful Lifeforce

At Gridlockx junction

Charma: Psychics exert and extend lifeforce Luna...

Luna: So that is how telekinetics grab hold of things with their spirit?

Charma: So your question is "Where do spirits come from?"

Entering in and overhearing...

Trax: The spirit wold baby!

Luna: Oh whatever you lunatic!

Loca: No he is right, "Bloodsucker Red"!

Luna: O.k. pee pee machine!

Trax: You know I'm only as crazy as the wolf.

Loca: And as quick as the cat...

Luna: Whatever grasshoppers! Red is the Law!

Loca: O.k. we submit to psychic handcuffs...

Trax: Yeah, yeah you got me...I'm a techie gang member who helps create and update androids on the black market. So sue me...

Luna: You know we love/hate the Gridlockx and you are a "Duet" to boot?

Trax: But someday I will be a moonbringer and a lightbringer at the same time. The ying yang of light and dark...

Loca: Keep dreaming wolf gadget! Rouge Roulette here gives me the feebee jeebies.

Luna: No playing cards with Officer Cole dweebs....rouge roulette doesn't come tax free!
Black Ops is in love with what you can do Trax Monger...maintain and upgrade their biomechanicals on the battlefield. Your dad is equiping androids for war. He even wants to enlist "Locality" here...

Trax: Well tell him that I still won't support his ass! War isn't a theology of the moon. It is a method of deployment during the hunger. But the light is a constant life giver.

Luna: You know I believe in the Moone as a MoonBringer enlist...

Trax: So you want to get in with those MooneWytches and MooneWarlockes?

Luna: Like Jasone Moone?

Trax: Never met, but i am fascinated! I hear he is the leader of the MoonBringer Organization?

Luna: Little is known about him. I desperately want to meet him.

Loca: You and an Army...

Trax: Yeah they call her "Armitage".

Loca: No not that Army stupid...you always think more beautifuller while your nose is up my bolts.

Luna: Are you working on that engineering degree?

Trax: Nope. Mechanical is schematical so far. I can't do everything myself. I can't even hope to compete with the Ressurectionis by myself.

Luna: Well try dealing with the Hellbringers!

Trax: My advice is to stay close and as far away from Cog at the same time.

Luna: Allright Loca you can nickname me "Rouge Roulette"! That is if I have to deal with Satanists.

Loca: I hate Saitan? As part machine? Not like literal sunshine.

Luna: But we do...that is those that believe in Order.

Trax: I'm with you on that...

Charma: Hit over the head with a baseball bat? Slugger...the moon is the closest on that road to wherever like a psychic roller coaster.

Luna: As long as you go to the sun.

Loca: Clones come from Jupiter! Not Venus.

Luna: Then count me in....

Breaker of False Truths: Rouge Roulette: To Jessica Biel

Some people bet on red
While the road is set in black
Some see red as a power color
Instead of neutral blue
The blood color calls to you with oxygenation
Like the setting of the sun...
Does it still obey the moon sometimes?
That is what I am asking?
A neutrality to splatter
Like a new mars with rock instead of sand?
The obelisk talks to me
All you have to do is exert your lifeforce a little
That is red at it's finest
The blood lets me do it
Blue before making itself known
What does that have to do with the moon child?
It is all a question of life...

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Narsisses Effect: To Jessica Biel

Look in the mirror
Look in the glass
Narcisses effect
But still not up in class
Cheerful as a bird
Yet to stalk like a wolf
Noble as a lion
When I invite you under my roof
With a spring like a gazelle
Hard as a beetle
That is the way
I feel about freedom
While quick as a grasshopper
To get away
Aged as an alligator
While here I stay
While poignant like the snake
In every picture my soul can rake
Wise as the eagle while
I am in your bird's eye
Whimsical like a moth
If it is a sinister try
Bought or borrowed
I notice things
Animals of all kinds
With me pushing swings
Ventilation shaft
You know my craft
Me and my knife
You as my wife
Dreaming for a moment together
No matter the pain ray tether.

Ground Floor Level

Ground floor level
Press number nine
To give me a kiss
To keep you from falling behind
Three times that
I'm making love
On the ground floor level
You wish for an angel from above
Tell her I believe in goodness
Surely seraphim
Ground floor level
Does not suit my whim
Going up
While you are going down
Be sure to press the button
There is no number
To a floor
That is set in mutton
Ground floor level
Here comes the national guard
Just ground floor delusional
When I pull that card...

Pick Asidz: Machines want to go to heaven too...

At Gridlockx Junction



Trax: Every device has a soul coming to it if it does a good job. Just like every insect starts at the bottom.



Loca: You know machines want to go to heaven too?



Luna: So do psychics, but sin is a playground for the criminal psychality.



Trax: Spirit energy babys. You know no chee is for free?



Loca: That is somehting I miss out on being a biomechanical.



Trax: Well you both have got me as a friend. Don't you?


Luna: For reals with no copping feels? Trax I only like you because you are a psychic and we at the F.B.I. Psychic Affairs Division collect people like you. Not in love with that myth that you are half werewolf/half werecat.

Trax: Well I am what I am gene spliced or not. Cloned or confetti. Said Trax the Sailor Man.

Luna: Trax in love with a tin can!

Loca: Fuck the train look at the clock!

Luna: Forget the knoose the ship is still leaving the dock.

Trax: You two think alikes, F.B.I. and part machinehead. What about a psychic techie threesome?

Luna: Then have someone write the obituary? At the robot graveyard on the way to the Unicorn?

Trax: Women are all the same. They all like accessories...

Loca: Bling bling to Trax doing the sailor thing...

Luna: Bam bam to the trailor camp. We are fixing you and your crew up with Flipsidz and his secretive Gridlockx.

Loca: Really? What would Traz say?

Trax: He probably say "I want that kid to grow up without getting killed".

Loca: Protect and virtualize moondreamer.

Luna: Protect and virtuserve shorty!

Loca: That is where I rock and matrix cocktail.

Trax: You figured it out! That is what we use you for hackerbotbabe. You are the biomechazas key to the Aphiz prototype. You are also the main element in my technoroad to heaven. You build it up there, you the remote control.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Pick Asidz: Social Skills for Derelects

Setting: Gridlockx Central Rec Room

Trax: What is proper etiquette?

Blank: It's all about "in the moment" for me...

Cleu: Ditto "Drat Man"!

Clyde: But what if you ignore "good schooling"?

Sicco: An "Edgimacation"?

Servo: "C++ Programming"?

Flipsidz: Picking sides between the lesser of two evils? Trax...? Don't run...!

Trax: Ouch...!

Blank: Oh yeah...listen to him..."bring out the gimp".

Flipsidz: I'm going to superimpose why I kind of like you sometimes...!

Clyde: You android antiquater...or something along those lines...right Blank?

Brainchild: I like hanging with you outcasts...really I do!

Avatare: Insect Repellant please!

Loca: Does not compute?

Sicco: Another booty to loot right sidz? Those kids are maliable?

Flipsidz: I teach them it's what is inside that counts...not the color of your skin...

Sicco: "And watch the money pile up..."

Brikx: And definately not the size of your gut...bleep!

Charma: Mr. Mom got infected by affiliation?

Charisma: Happens a lot to victimizers...right guys?

Wiretapping...

Luna: Don't defecate where you eat or don't sleep with the enemy?

Traz: Oops...cadet in training?

Styz: Academy award for looking pretty?

Point: What academy?

Chaos: Misanthropic maternals or motherless materialisms?

Styz: Go to "Nuture King" for a thought burger?

Traz: Hey now...you boys play nice! The ladies are listening...

Point: I'm gay...not!

Chaos: Enter the frey as gay prey...nope!

Styz: O.k. tough guy...time for a headbutt?

Luna: Shut up and listen!

Traz: Listen to the lady...

Luna: I said shush Lieutenant!

Back to the Lockx...

Trax: So what is the meaning of life?

Sicco: Isn't Cleu supposed to be asking these questions?

Cog: They call him Cleu cause he hasn't got one!

Servo: We are being tapped...I wonder why Hellbringer? I'll scramble the signal...

Flipsidz: Don't bring hell to the tea party and you won't wind up a "mad hopeless"...I wanted a joint session...all sides of the coin!

Trax: Then why don't you invite my BioMom?

Flipsidz: Cause she has never seen this placeand that is the way I like it! Remember in this abode I call the shots? Home turf homeboy!

Blank: O.k. slugger fatten her up.

Charma: Sister Blister...

Charisma: Shut up...too many hot dogs or one king size?

Trax: If that is what you see in Black sheep...

Flipsidz: O.k. mediator assume the position! Did you get them another juxtaposition Servo? Tune them into a McDonalds or a doughnut shop.

Brainchild: What about a slaughterhouse?

Avatare: Welcome to Gridlockx Junction...service with denial!