Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Pick Asidz: Orange Vampire

Trax: You know how I like to suck the juices out of the orange and not really eat it? Is that weird Luna?

Luna: Nope, you are like an orange vampire when it comes to that and a werewolf warlock when it comes to everything else.

Trax: Notice the root of Warlock is war. Peaceful and submissive because they will finally come around someday. I'm part of the spanish wolf tribe by blood.

Luna: Hence your Bio-Mom being a moonbringer?

Trax: My Bio-Dad thinks black people were all created from the void.

Luna: What, you don't think they are orange vampires too?

Trax: I guess a chocolate vampire is kind of a stupid name?

Luna: Mocha Matrix, hand me the orange pill morpheon...

Trax: So you are an orange vampire too?

Luna: Just put an orange muzzle around me, for I am like you and you are fresh squeezed!