Lack of Daze of Whimsical: Part Eight

Mirrored Mirage- Image of tangible dreams

As the prince looked into the mirror, he wondered about the tyrant's transgressions. How he was so steadfast in his beliefs in his beliefs of godly goodness and the teachings of the Paladin, a palladium of sword bearing truths. A power higher than himself guided his hand in handyworks self taught. His image lingered in his mind's eye of a mother he barely knew, construed as a healer and living saint. She had passed on, but her soul lived within him. He looked more like her, for the thought perturbed him if he would have maintained his father visage. A deadly incarnation, upon visitation by a man made monster he had grown to hate. Like a lion or a proud animal of self control, he extolled nobility's order. For on his crest was a dragon, a tumultous tag on gone within the wyrm of desire, touching a quagmire and making it soothe inside the great depths of predilection. A dragon is a spirit, living in the constellations and subduing altercation's remorse. The opposite is a kraken, which myths prefabulate to live as sea faring monster within the great bowels of the ocean's depths. Said to rise and then swallow ships with inside's hollow, carrying cargos of paltry sailors. But the dragons breathed fire, flew through higher verandas, with men spreading their propagandas, while on the ground altruism demoted the slash and burn.
A virgin sacrifice was the people's only device, to quell such saurian beasts. To this the prince withdrew, into a new carouseled hue of self indignation. He believed himself better, learning to carry his sword like a feather, an extension of his soul as his newfound strength grew. Bold as he was bright, justice's deliberation was alright, as he sought to be as fast as the wind. A lunging strike, a man's head on the pike outside his father's windowsill...

Pick Asidz: Push Buttons

Loca: You know I get tired of push button beauty Brikx?

Brikx: Yeah robots are too much perfection for most terrestrials...

Loca: That is why I feel lucky to belong to the Lightbringers Org. Those who promote goodness and order to the dark elements of the Black Knightz.

Brikx: Well they keep sticking me with the Knightbringers...too.

Loca: And Armitage is with the nightbringaz underground of arms dealers and dark magistics. She is one human who acts like a one woman wrecking crew. I can't wait till she gets her father's necrosuit...

Brikx: I hate Blank's VoodooBringaz...What they do to the good to corrupt them...

Loca: Blank is always talking about throwing Trax in with the sharkz...Trax being under the command of the Black Mafia all the time. A pot of gold with a malignant lining like a dark cloud.
General Murphy owns the light and his ex wife owns the night...Veronica being a total moonbringer nut. They thought that would be a good pair to creating a superhuman beings such as Trax and their other children. Like the neu gangs of the "Capitulating Duetz", the "Gridlokx", the "Grinderz", and the Dynamic Starz Consortiums.

Brikx: I like the "Starz" cause they glamourize you and try to make you immortal. Andromeda is all about that as their mistress gypsy...Slikx is into porn as a lure and bait to a demography of the supernatural.

Loca: Well he is Trax's uncle its like when we met them we broke into the Ultraz power suplexis.
Being superhuman is comparable to being an elitist robot...that is why Trax and I make a good team. That guy Traz is really into Trax's idealisms and creations. Into that dreambringer theology of life and the eternal question.

Brikx: Only if they push the right buttons, right?

Pick Asidz: Erotopodiac

Andromeda: I love the night life on a quest for the sensual. It's amazing how spellcasting upon objects is one of the most sought after things to a colleuge collector. Stimulating the senses with the erotic or fetishical bizarre element found within an object. The "Gypsy Mafia" is into that kind of stuff...That is why I hang with them. I'm more of a solo swinger sometimes...but to them life is a scarab inside a vestibule covered in ivy. Love is like that beetle, bitter, when it buzzes on the dark streets...

Pick Asidz: Dancing Duetz

Slikx: Bad if you hate California Trax...

Trax: Yeah, yeah I like the glamour folk, but I hate the ill pride!

Slikx: You know I'm always telling you to get into the industry somehow? Anyway you can...

Trax: I can stand on my own two feet, unlike your fetishes...I used to be homeless with no help from you or Mom.

Slikx: That side of your family es loco a una gratisma calientes.

Trax: You know Unc...you are always busting on the Spanish?

Slikx: Yeah I pay them the least. How the hell is that mechanical girlfriend of yours? Like a robot zombie or sumthing?

Trax: Yeah you would be amazed how human B-child made her?

Slikx: I hear your Dad is coming to visit soon? Fatigues on...no pun intended.

Trax: Yeah I rarely get to see him...once every two years in fact! He is like my family's version of an eclipse...

Pick Asidz: Driving Mr. Crazy

Trax: As you were saying I'm not just a typical mental peson, I'm all sorts of mental without dental?

Crazy Lazlo: And I'm not just a cab driver...I'm an amateur psycholgist as well. You know in the desert we used to survive off nothing but steak and chicken...lollypops and teddy bears...arcade games and sex toys...whistles and multiconglomerates...monopoly and scrabble...poker with a dog and a goldfish...and Ali Baba Ouji? Oops that was a pothole!

Trax: Did pornos have naked camels on the covers?

Lazlo: Nope just chickens in a sandbox...As you say? "Girlfriends made of sand melt into the sea eventually..?"

Trax: And in the desert there is a Trax with no name...


Lazlo: And a seabiscuit without a saddle, a ping pong without a paddle and on and on we prattle....

Pick Asidz: Kicked in the hiding place

Clyde: Hey cute stuff? Are you made of cute or did you stumble across a secret?

Charma: Kiss my boot you wannabe dis or dat gnat. Baa baa black wulf walking incinerator...

Pick Asidz: Other women like you two

Crux: You know how you are such a ladies man with a small penis?

Trax: My girlfiend is an android!

Crux: But it's okay to cheat on a radio shacked up set of pajamas? You know other women like you too right?

Trax: No left...

Crux: So left in the dust of the warwold philosphy is like being a castaway on a loveless ocean?

Trax: The tides glide on that mirrorless miranda, but follow the leader maintains a steady crest to be breached like a resolvefin. Right Crux? Authority is deplority or something to you...

Pick Asidz: Elementary my dear Wasteland

Selene: Caveman Skit-
I hate how men treat women most of the time and I hate how women crave a bigger penis like that is going to make them content. "You want big penis?" "Me got club..." "You go hump dinosaur..."

Armitage: I listen to you swell and banter...while I complain about disdain?

Selene: Touche touchey momma!

Armitage: I like treating men as more commonplace than the average housefly.
Such as...: I'm a queen bee wannabe...shoefly don't bother me. Oh come back and tie my laces? You should be looking elsewhere than the ground honey! Oops that little piece of crap over there belong to you? Oh never mind that is your brain on thugs...

Pick Asidz: Broken Dreamz

Slikx: I came from a family who barely payed attention to me, the middle child out of three. They were always insisting I was a "pleasure seeker". I must have masturbated my way into indiscrimancy, not! I assumed that the only way to get respect was through having female companionship at all times. I started a little dating club when I was young and made every one round robin their partners. I used to tell them "don't get used to one person, as people change, scenarios change as well accordingly. I read a poem once where the guy said, "The truth of life is that there is no set game...an arcade of self without a token of blame. Bring down the wall with a sledge...Sacrifice is an old adage." That makes me think of how hard I worked to achieve my porn producer perspectives...now I look at the world as a charnal house carnival.

Pick Asidz: Time out, I need a tuneup

Trax: Give me a choice between a can of whoop ass and a mechanical tuneup at some kind of altruisitic medical facility and I'd choose the latter. Everyone expects me to be a broken little toy winding itself up and whining to thin air.

Cleu: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick a side?

Trax: I have a habit of tuning out when things go wrong, hence when people are blaming and torturing me.

Cleu: Looks like the "Space Cadet" is actually a vet!

Trax: I used to think God put my spirit on the moon in my past afterlife to look and listen to the various personas of the world.

Cleu: You mean God taped your eyelids open and forced you to watch CNN?

Trax: Loca has a radioscanner and news informative programming built into her infotronics. We will be talking about something and then she will blurt out about an earthquake or a flood or a volcano erupting.

Cleu: Yeah I need an android too! How come you get all the fun?

Trax: Because I'm a clairvoyant dreampath and I had a dream about someone making an attempt on Flipsidz life. Which I then told to Charma and it got through to him. It was actually true to form and he changed his own future. Destiny deals blackjack and fate hold a stacked deck playing poker with tragedy.

Cleu: What about "Go Fish" and "Uno"?

Trax: They are kinda like dilemna's dominos catering to a pawn playing "Yahtzee"!

Cleu: Or porn playing "Scrabble"?

Trax: I think they like "Coed Naked Twister" better...but I'd be a dealer feeler on that bandwagon.

Cleu: Just don't ask me to play dog pee "Slip and Slide "!

Trax: Or "Minefield Hopscotch"?

Pick Asidz: Take off your shirt and eat dirt

Loca: Why don't you ever take off your shirt Trax? Trax you know I've seen you naked?

Trax: Because I'm freaking hairy and I've got grey hairs starting to grow on my chest.

Loca: Don't you know you're 31? That kinda getting up there?

Trax: And I'm a little jealous of you cause you don't grow old! The cool thing about you is that penis size doesn't matter to you.

Loca: You have an average size penis dahling!

Trax: Yeah you never seem to complain over anything Loca...don't you androids wanna bitch sometimes?

Loca: Sure I can bitch, but robots always find solutions to their problems.

Trax: The solution to dying is?

Loca: Become like me after you die...then we can live forever.

Trax: But the Gridlockx made you perfect. They wouldn't be able to make me over as good. You are so advanced you are almost human.

Loca: I am programmed to be the best. Brainchild said so...

Trax: Brainchild is 14. How could he know how to convert a tin can into a machine?

Loca: He told me that he remembers stuff from his past life enabling him to do much of the same thing. He was an inventor then and he seems to be remembering more and more from it! He thinks he used to be "Frankenstein".

Trax: Yeah and you would have made the perfect "Igor"!

Loca: And you would be the ideal "Mary Shelly" to tell the tale...

Pick Asidz: Two ring circus

Playground: Circling the arena of doubt, the "Dynamic Starz Consortium" hosts a two ring circus that ain't so happy these days. Royalty are close to God, Jesus, and the spiritwold. If you want to contend with that, then count me out! I have to distance myself from the average scumbag who wants to kill people due to jealousy. That doesn't work on my playground! The yeehaw seesaw is busy riding a Trojan horse. When do you play peekaboo with manifest destiny?

Pick Asidz: Turn me upsidown

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Pick Asidz: The Blank page of the human mind

Trax: It's funny as I walk down the street and engage people telepathically. Most people think the stupidest stuff. Telepathy is a two way street, if you didn't know. It's hard to block people out when you open slip your mind. Confabulation is as majestic as the wind. The thunder comes with sparks of anger and the rain is recalcitrant recourse...

Pick Asidz: My poingant pointy

Point: So I gave the kid the biocontaminated ticket...we on the force felt we should dock his lifespan for being a little ingrate. The stupid kid found out about some paramilitary weapon in holding in England. Invented by "MI-6" for some stupid bitch called Armitage, it was supposed to be the greatest of all birthday presents. Her poor spy father guy got killed in action before he could test and deliver it. Little shit has to keep his mouth shut! So I figured "What the hello". They make that kid into some kind of angel or sumthing? Well then, I'll be a demon, so I figured.
He stole things from convenient stores and we played good cop/ bad shop. Homeless people are walking trashcans anyway. I heard this ryhme about "Pac-Man living in a trashcan", so I figured I'd gobble my goblin with a beretta vendetta.

Pick Asidz: Interview 2 Howdy Do

Interview for Tower Magazine-

Streetz: Don't call me that please...

Crux: What should I call you then?

Streetz: Just don't call me late to the trigger.

Crux: Okay, but the last man in is the first gun shy, at least that used to be our motto.

Streetz: Your motto is from the ghetto, isn't it?

Crux: Well I came from an asian street gang called the "Godzillaz", before the "duets".

Streetz: What the hell?

Crux: You know how asian streetgangs are supposed to worship rampaging monsters and stuff?

Streetz: Funny...

Steven Spielberg Movie Jokes and etc.

Jaws

1) Why did Jaws eat the Captain?

Because he wasn't his chum.

2)Why didn't the "Jaws" ship have a cabin boy?

Because he would have been "first bait".

3) What do you call a shark on Chrismas?

"Santa Jaws".

Transformers

1) What did Optimus call Bumblebee after he drank a 40?

"Fumblepee"

2) Why is Santa Barbara like Cybertron?

Cause there are so many robots at the hospital.

3) Who is the Decepticon who gives out biocontaminated Tickets?

Officer Honatron.

4) The people we listen to on "Hitman Illegal Radio", Mike and Jen Connor are the "DeceptiConnors" and the cops are the "Autocops".

E.T.

1) What did E.T. say in the Cadillac?

E.T. Phony Chrome.

2) Why is Reese Witherspoon like E.T?

Cause she calls down the mothership.

3) In what magazine are both Reese Witherspoon and E.T?

Cosmoterrestrial.

Random

1) What do you call a red haired Puerto Rican?

A Puerto Redcan.

2) What do you call a "Hot Wheels" exotic sports car?

A Lamboteeny.

3) Why did Reese Witherspoon call Cosmopolitan the bible?

Cause she like Morman Margheritas.

Pick Asidz: TeleConfection

Catapult: Being a psychic telekinetic is like being a kid at a candy store. It didn't fully develop with me until I was in my 30's...now 40 I can control it more. Mixed in with the aspect of pornography I have a lot of fun with with it. I always move the camera to different angles with my mind in the course of filming. I also tickle people and I can arouse women without them knowing where it comes from. I do however have some morals to try and keep it a secret. Slikx and Andromeda know, but not my solicited casts. I love the fact of suprise elements to my extravagent flair. I use the look of the old silent movie director as taboo to harness an elementary vision I have. It takes a lot of out of me when I use my power. Aliens have it easy...
So I would think. But I always like the joke about the expandable penis and the clapping man. I kinda wish I was a stretchy guy instead of being a telekinetic. The camera is a friend and enemy as I teeter tot towards a didactic destination.

Pick Asidz: Invisible Spyders and Night Ryders

Streetz: You know they call your best friend "the real spiderman" not only under their breath, but to his face as well?

Crux: Yeah that is common enough...most people treat Trax like an object over a human being! Andreas taste gooed nebishes...is what Trax probably thinks to himself subconsciously.

Streetz: It must be hell for a supposed schizophrenic with an invisible spider infestation in his body? Do you concur? I hear a cop gave him a biocontaminated ticket when he was homeless?

Crux: Yeah you shouldn't never take tickets from cops with gloves on in California or something?

Streetz: What are people supposed to do then?

Crux: I don't know...but don't listen to Johnny Blue Bio-contamination!

Streetz: So let's get off the subject of that kid and tell me about yourself. What about this gang or whatever you are in?

Crux: The Capitulating Duets?

Streetz: Yeah I hear they have a love/hate relationship with some other gang called "the Gridlockx"? Is that just a west coast/east coast thang?

Crux: Well that is easy...we both stemmed from street gangs. The basic differentials are that the Lockx are in technology and the Duets are into the supernatural.

Streetz: How so?

Crux: Well the Duets collect spellbooks and arcanum artifacts, which we call "artifactuals".

Streetz: How do you get your hands on them?

Crux: The underground is full of relics dealers and social miscreant misfits dealing in power flowers.

Streetz: Power Flowers?

Crux: Yeah idealism that doesn't become socially acceptable and stands correctable G.

Streetz: Ok. back to that biocontaminatory thing...it's kind of eating at me. Bio-contamination attracts mutant insects?

Crux: I guess...I'm thinking about asking the Lockx for a hazmat suit with my name on it. Toxic waste dimple on my sin.

Streetz: You people in the Duets love puns?

Crux: Yeah Army ie: Armitage, calls it "bending the verb"!

Streetz: Well I call it a superflous slurpee!

Crux: Yeah too each what they can condone.

Streetz: It seems pignorance is bliss?

Get To know Joshua Paul Shepard?

My name is Joshua Paul Shepard. Adopted and once named Jason Andrew Hamill to begin with...(so I think). Life is always a puzzle to me. Especially here in the Valley of Answers. Spirits are the only ones who give me definative answers, if you can believe that without immediately calling me crazy? But they told me who my bio-parents are. I love the spirit of the big guy...Alan B. Shepard. I have kind of a complex over good and evil. Being a former Jew and believing in heaven and hell...then I came to California and was surrounded by Jesus people. Homeless and desperate. Cast out by Jews who figured it was the end of the trophy line gravy train. God always seems to put me in the hardest predicaments for people to learn from me? I guess I make it hard for myself at the same time? Life on earth turning into a conflict between heaven and hell? Dial Dreamscapz or something...fiction meets reality on my battlefield. Comprehension is to be around me and succomb to your own disbelief. You are not evil if you have an open mind towards the suppressed supernatural inherent in not only me, but people with aristocratic bloodlines. You have to figure that their survival instinct was won through being god's chosen in battle and tactics. Such is my demeanor!

Pick Asidz: Dare me to Compare...Contrast to Outlast

Fanfare: I'm in love with a 14 year old...does that make me a female pedaphile? Brains are what I worship like some kind of love sick zombie. I feel like Mary Poppins giving the chimney sweepers rhibinol. Or sleeping beauty waking up to a lobotomy. My brother steals the freaking show and tell all the freaking time. It drives me crazy glue...I'm jacklyn frost to him, the little boss. What I say goes to all you hos! My brother is such a space cadet with all his fictitious bullshit. A cop gave him a biocontaminated ticket? That's hard to believe...not in California when I give it a second thought. Black people seem to relate to him pretty well...(that being kind of an understatement). I wish Flipsidz would have given him a laser gun instead of an android. What would the paparazzi do with a sticky taped schizo like Trax. (Maybe I'm schizo too...cause I hear the same voices?) The truth is in bumblefuck for all I know...Right asshole?

Pick Asidz: Whimper Timber

Pesticide: You ever know pain boy? (wishing he could be saying that to Mike Connor as his victim)

Victim Isaac: Are you going to kill me?

Pesticide: Probably, but I asked you a question and here is a suggestion...Don't trigger where you can better figure!

Victim Isaac: How much do you want to let me go?

Pesticide: How much did it cost to get in? Oh a doe is a deer...Can you sing do re me? What's that? Fatso let me go? Bad if you call me fat you mark!

Catz climb...Dogz ryhme...

Dogs are so grounded
Cats are so aloof
Dogs know there is a greater heirarchy to things
Cats try to make their own proof!

What is good? All that allows us into heaven...
God is my chariot and Jesus is my beacon...
I wish I could accept him as the Lord of Angels...
But I felt like I wasn't needed or acknowledged when he came back...
As an angel of Mercy named Asraih...

Raih is a name for archangels coming from ray...

Ex: Kesraih, Maraih, Misraih, etc.

Eus, Is, and exus are demonkind

Ex: Malis, Maleus, Malexus...

Just a little tidbit from a former exorcist turned angel...Obediah...talking to my spirit.

Pick Asidz: Street Heats to a beating soul

Tower Magazine Interview #1:

Streetz: So let me get this straight...your girlfriend is an android, you're a telepath, you have been undergoing psychic evaluations and testings from some kind of unknown/underground program developed by the F.B.I., you are a poet and musician, you have a band called "Wyvern Wulf", you believe yourself to be a half breed werewolf, you talk to protozoa in your eye, and someday you want to be president?

Trax: Yeah and animals talk around me...go figure! Plus because I'm a telepath I talk to aliens sometimes when I get lucky and they are teaching me a language, kind of like Sanscript or something you would see on that show "StarGate". Before they came to me the first time I started having premonitions and wrote them down in a little scrapbook.

Streetz: What kind of aliens were they?

Trax: Well the first ones I met were what I call "The Etherels" and the others fly around in little drone ships, I call them "the Seekerz". They are in ships the size of boogieboards and I think they are shells for "the Etherels" so they don't dissipate and atomotize in the light. They talk to each other through bio-electric bolts and have blue and red lights surrounding their infrastructures. At first I thought they had something to do with the cops? One time an "etherel" came into my room through the ceiling. It just dissipated right through the material compression of the ediface and it's face was a pinwheel of bright lights.

Streetz: What was it doing there?

Trax: Well I call those kind the "Scannerz"! I think it was monitoring my dreams and life functions.

Streetz: Can you get this stuff on camera?

Trax: I could try, but most of the stuff happens at night late in the evening. I used to be more prone and keen to it when I was homeless.

Streetz: So have you ever thought about taking a siesta on the beach one night where you could get back in touch with the extraterrestrials?

Trax: I've thought about it...but being comfortable is more appreciated by me these days!

Streetz: Yeah, living on the street brings it's own form of heat to a beating soul!

Pick Asidz: Flashes of Red

Brainchild: I know I'm being used all the time, yet I conform. To be humble is to be modest and not a space chimp. Sitting at this computer terminal is like my own version of a confessional booth. My heart goes into my inventions, much to the protest of people like my mother. Who deny themselves the luxury of the heartfelt. My father is like a used lollypop that got licked and kicked. I can't imagine a woman respecting me for my looks over my wit, yet they still do? My sister is so material, and I am such a quantifical quality hound...

Pick Asidz: Get a grip flip

Andromeda: The most common question people always ask Slikx is why the girls he puts on the porn box are never actually in the movie? Not like I care, not being a porn starter and all. Of course I get asked, but any kind of limelight is not my style. I like working behind the scenes...That is why I'm a set designer subsequent to my own pathology. It gives me an outlet to create. My friend's in the "Gypsy Mafia" are so dark and demanding. I like giving the women of porn a friendly atmosphere so they don't feel so constricted by prostituion. They always say that "they are movie stars also". Yes and no, but it helps to have a sunny demeanor. Chipper chopper as the whole porn industry is. Now with the introduction of using androids in our movies, people are asking for me to make the accoutrements more new age. I kind of resent them, being an old fashioned kind of gal. But who am I to put a damper on technology?

Pick Asidz: Porn Favor

Pesticide: I hate how all these porn stars have vendettas against the "real" movie stars. They are like kill this one and that. Then I ask, "how are you going to pay me?" They then answer "In sugar baby!" Don't they realize that they are only putting a price on their heads instead? I hang out with them way too much...but they are fun to a sociopath. They rent things from you like normal people, but yet they put pride in the abnormal, as they seem to have obscure fetishes. The more I hang or hang out with them, I find that they are all competing to be in "The Adulterer Magazine", run by some smut jock who calls himself Slikx, the porn acquestrian. What kind of name is that anyway? I mean at least he is a white guy and all, but he supposedly started the magazine while he was in his teens. That is taking a wet dream to the extreme! He probably heard that it was lucrative while stimulating a consequential reaction. Us hitmen hate the ideas of teen prodigys? Yet worship them at the same time?

Pick Asidz: Three Dimensions

3-D: I met this guy named Alexander the other day. He is a salesman for an underground technology firm or sumthing. They call him "Slanderous Alexander" because he is so slimy I guess. I figured blond hair and blue eyes to mean he was one of us. Yet he talked all ghetto like he was hanging around the blackies too much. He was selling a product called "Personal Love Dolls" and explained to me that they were infinately better than a pocket pussy. I didn't quite catch on to it, I mean I could get a blow up doll out of the back of some old porn mag. Yet he exclaimed that these dolls were animatronic and incredibly life like. So I gulped and asked, "how much?" That is when he started crunching numbers and came to an even mil. I told him that I couldn't afford that and didn't even have close to that kind of money. Even if the thing would shout out "nigger" and "porch monkey" every two seconds. "Well then", he told me. "There are some earlier models that are used". I stopped and said " Do you think I'm ugly or something?" "Don't you think I can easily get a girlfriend?" He told me, "Not with a swastika for an alarm clock!" That's when I told him I'd get back to him and he gave me his card entitled "Gridlockx Inc."

Pick Asidz: The moon will come out tomorrow

Veronica: You know my ex husband was a real pain in the ass...trying to make a military household out of an artist's retreat. We conflicted like crazy, him being admitted into the "LightBringer Orginization" for saving the country from terrorist threats, particularly one that involved salvaging a nuclear power plant from thermal overload. Me being admitted into the "MoonNightz"for playing the bride of a serial killer in a movie called "KillCats"...and for my own aristocratic background. My former husband is English aristocracy and I'm Spanish/Mexican. The English are so hoighty toighty and the Spanish are what my son Trax would call "Thuggish Ruggish". I have a daughter too, her name is Calista and she calls herself "Fanfare" because she is a celebrity hound. The two don't get along...I had to kick Trax out of the house because they were fighting and argued so much. Trax kept calling her a Black Witch and Calista kept calling Trax a fag to the point that they were pushing and hitting each other. I guess that is my fault for only wanting daughters! My family couldn't stand a blond haired child so I ostrocized Trax my whole life, because of other's opinionation's...

Pick Asidz: Confusion and Delusion

Flipsidz: Luna how did Trax's psychic testing go?

Luna: He did o.k., like I told you he is an alpha telepath. He is young though, so he has yet to reach his full potential. Cannibal told me that he has an extra chromosomal allele. The kid kept ranting about how he is friends with a protozoa in his eye.

Flipsidz: How is Cannibal doing in the medical ward?

Luna: Well Merryweather has his ups and downs, working with other people, he likes to do his stuff solo. He is trying to cure cancer and diagnose different brain scan readings on lithograph.

Flipsidz: Was it Merryweather that did the testing on Trax's autonomy?

Luna: Yes, and I carried out the psychic telegraphing! Jonus helped me, you know the guy who can psychostimulate the endocrine glands, for what he calls "super psychic activity"? He is a asset to the company. His call sign is "Freecell" and he took quite an interest to Trax. Asked him all sorts of questions about his biology and ancestry.

Flipsidz: Did Trax show you his art book?

Luna: Yeah the kid's got talent. But I like him more because he started the pseudo lightbringer gang of his called the "Lightbringaz".

Flipsidz: You know his father is an actual member of the lightbringers?

Luna: Yeah but his mother is a member of the "MoonNightz". Which makes him a halfie...he is susceptible to dark aspects as well.

Flipsidz: Yeah that kid is a catalyst for sure. It reminds me of back in my days with the "Harlem Knightz".

Luna: Yeah you grew up in Harlem didn't you?

Flipsidz: Yeah but my heart goes out to California!

Luna: Mine goes out to Colorado. I live to have the freedom of the mountain range confroming to the graining of my snowboard.

Flipsidz: That guy Clyde is outrageous. Has he performed a comedy routine in isolation yet?

Luna: Why did you do that to him? He isn't undergoing any sort of testing?

Flipsidz: Because of the competition between the "Gridlockx" and the "Capitulating Duets". Plus the fact that he needs to learn to shut up!

Luna: So he is a "Duet"?

Flipsidz: Yeah just like Blank, Trax, Crux, Cleu, Armitage, Loca anf the rest of the "Duet's" crew!

Luna: You forgot Brikx and Selene!

Flipsidz: Those two like to flipflop between the "Dynamic Starz Consortium" and the "Duets" due to Slikx and Blank's competion between underground and mainstream pornography.

Pick Asidz: Destructobots and Androids

Trax: My girlfriend is an android and I love her. You see I was in love with this B movie actress named Rebecca Swanson, and she up and killed herself in a car crash. I was devistated...although she never returned my emails. Well anyway the Gridlockx guys felt bad for me and had her cloned and turned into an android. None of that human complexity of expression bullshit attached to dating women who cheat and master manipulate. The on/off switch is a recharge of early dismissal, and none of that recoil from the panic pains of life. They are such optomistic things, machines that is, at least newly crafted and created ones. Loca is a synthbot and absorbs personalitys from people she come in contact with. She is different from Brikx, as Brikx is a purely nymphbot, made to be a sexual contruct. Loca is a people person and really sociable. The "Duets" like to keep Loca away from riff raff so she stays pure of her synthetic heart. We are picky and choosy about who she hangs with. They wanted to clone my personality in a female and she mirrors some of my optomism, which in turn helps the misanthropes like Blank. An android is not aware of anything but all aspects of you. The weather could be hot, cold, damp or frozen and they would not care. When I get sick I don't have to worry about her catching it. If you have STD's or something, or have been ostrocized due to looks or other inadequacies, an android wouldn't care. She does seem to care about what I look like though, she is really vain herself. Just what I needed was for Brianchild to program me a narcisist bot. His intention was to intercept Hollywood's incessant pretentiousness by replacing a deceased actress with his own innovation. Smart kid that little whipper snapper...

Pick Asidz: Trouble at Home

Charisma: Replace me with an android? Oh you crazy bastard...I'm a gonna cut you!

(running around the kitchen with a butcher knife)

Flipsidz: If you cut me would I bleed psychically? Or would you send out a distress call to an ambulance telepathically?

Charisma: I'm not the telepath...you want one of those then go be gay with Trax!

Flipsidz: I've been hearing about this porn producer named "Catapult" lately. They say he is telekinectic? Could you read him for me?

Charisma: Yeah I heard he went to the porn store and assualted people with flying dildos.

Flipsidz: Gotta love a psychic comedian...

Charisma: What about that guy "Cannibal"? What has he been cooking up lately?

Flipsidz: Well Trax asked him if he could clone his dog "Lazarus" and give him wings to spite Mr. Blank! He keeps casting Voddoo spells on that poor mutt.

Charisma: That is evil...Blank is some kind of cancor sore in the mouth of the Lightbringers.

Flipsidz: Yeah but it's kind of funny...attacking a wolf persons dog. He figures the bond between them is too strong.

Charisma: What kind of dog is it?

Flipsidz: It used to be a golden retriever, but now it breathes fire and has flaming horns or sumthing. Trax gets that crazy cabbie guy Lazlo to take care of it. He says that middle easterns are used to flaming mutts from hell.

Charisma: Yeah just like our current president!

Pick Asidz: Sucking on a lemon so they say...

Catapult: Do this next scene and I'll give you a cookie!

Brikx: I'd rather you give me a banana...

Catapult: Is that the "fruit of the loon"?

Selene: Better that than frozen spooj on a stick!

Catapult: If I give you a banana, will you do a scene with "King Dong"?

Brikx: I'd rather tickle "Godzilla" for radioactive penis posture's posterity!

Selene: What about a fight scene between the "Jolly Green Giant" and Super Penis?

Brikx: I hear the giant isn't so jolly when his pants are down.

Selene: Why does god put small penises on the really good looking and really big guys?

Catapult: Because nobody is perfect and this business is bereft of an ogre's orphanage, to put it bluntly.

Selene: How come you wear that silly beret and have that soul patch with a cigarette holder in hand?

Catapult: How come the sun shines on silly people? It's my style...like noir of pornology. Get it scat cat?

Pick Asidz: Whale Tale

Sicco: You know how you and Loca are always scatterbrained about the differences between cats and dogs? Well I'm a whale person, baby! Give me a snorkle and hear me buluga...

Trax: What kind of whale would you be and relate to?

Sicco: The one with all the barnacles baby! Call me a humphack or sumthing!

Trax: You are more like an Orca Porka.

Sicco: I dare you to change Loca's programming to Wolf person.

Trax: That would be no fun. She remembers most of her past from before she died. Cannibal says it's part of her rejuvination of being a clone android.

Sicco: If you guys do that to me, make sure you give me liposuction.

Trax: I don't think you have to worry about that...

Pick Asidz: The Naked Truth

Selene: I'm a little claustrophobic...shooting a porn scene in a closet was somebody brilliant's idea!

Brikx: Well at least you have access to a change of wardrobe if need be.

Armitage: You sill little slut twits, when are you going to learn that working for Slikx over Blank is like the Macy's Day Parade of porn?

Selene: "The Adulterer" is pretty heavy duty!

Brikx: But Blank is underground, you can't compare him to Slikx.

Armitage: So underground he smelt like a sewer. Teenage Mutant Ninja Blankman.

Selene: Poor pity pot your drawing a line through my dot. Since when did we all line up for breadcrumbs?

Armitage: Pass the saltines baby...I'd rather be eating fish and chips, but I bet I could bite a piece of chocolate when I think of Blank. Did you hear he jumped in with the mechanical "Jaws" shark at Universal? Next he wants to do Sea World!

Brikx: Pass the poorage Golditricks!

Selene: Or at least spike the punch.

Armitage: Nothing is cooler than a twelve inch ruler, pursuant panty hose and a bullwhip!

Brikx: How about edible underwear at a Gynocologist's office?

Selene: How bout a snowflake in the desert? How about a Camel in the North Pole?

Armitage: I think I'll skip the interlude and bleach my pubes...