Pick Asidz: Attack Pigs

Armitage: These are my attack pigs Victor. Their names are Mortimer and Clarence.

Victor: You like divine swine?

Armitage: It's a joke you dolt.

Victor:Yeah but with you it's some kind of pretentious pacifist thing.

Armitage: You got me there.

Victor: What are you some kind of "British Banana"?

Armitage: I'm more like a poisonous flower says me.

Victor: Then how come you snap at my mishap?

Armitage: You are hanging around Cleu too much!

Victor: Or I'm guesstimating the govnor. You are the lady of bad manner on the hill.

Armitage: And you are the opposite of a chill pill.

Victor: I'm cyonide covered Viagra muchacha.

Armitage: I would like it better if it came in Mango flavor.

Victor: Doesn't that T-Wreker guy work at the "Ravenous Radish"? He is always talking about the sorties he did in the marines.

Armitage: Yeah he knew Flipsidz in the storm.

In the moment

In the moment without hesitation
I suffer in much dilapidation
To a man addressing the nation
I want to hear my name without cremation
The actors seem flagrantly uncaring
It's the normies that are more daring
Stick around for "Sodden Earth"?
It's the part that seems to have worth?
Well if you want me to survive
I'll need medication to derive
My little imagination is so big
Like a Black Dove with a fig
I can't shop at the "free store"
In a town with a price
Downtrodden person
Still playing nice...

Pick Asidz: Dog boy and Catwoman

Entering stage right...

Loca: Here we are "dogboy" and "Gatowoman"...

Trax: Why do you get to be a woman, yet I stay a boy? Am I the peter pan of mutts?

Hoozah in my Mind's Hookah

Trouble with the nazis is that they don't like the mutts
Hated them bitches and handled them sluts
Flying through the future on a silver cloud
How do I pronounce death's real name
So close to the shrouds?

Pick Asidz: The Love Toad

Cleu: Catastrophic to an endearing cacophonic

Clyde: Climax to my max amplification

Sicco: Statue to my fact sue...

Crux: Virtous torture to my own sorture

Trax: Enter the goading toad!

Pick Asidz: Forseuth the Truth

Blank: Take note of the situation and make it a libation. That is what I say on my life's quest for a fool's test...Better wear a vest if this isn't blessed! Following the crest of an empty nest...

Pick Asidz: Slacker Whipcraker

Crux: This life isn't giving me a brake
I think I'm gonna have to snake
Down the drain of broken dreams
Over the host to where the light beams...
From coast to coast
I can't really boast
But a cause is a booster
Making me not such a loser...

Charisma: Pineapple penis
And have a piece of pie
Your still going to be a loser
Till the day you die...

Crux: Oh you freaking hippie cheerleaders give me a lifeache...

The God of California

The God of California

Is in the dream

Make it a refresher

Like the soul's ice cream

The orange juice gangsters

And telepathic emails

Everything else is worthless in congruency

Slacking their pales

Time to be serious

Time to elope

Time to be a timepath

Not a footnote...

Pick Asidz: Hate Equates

Pesticide: I'm a hate monger and I know it! It's so easy...hating a person's differentiating quality in their daring to be different die hardiness. I guess I hate change! That word reminds me of street beggars, they should all be shot if they don't have a quarter to spare for a liquid lunchable? Drown your sorrows...you're still street scum? I like to stay clean and sober to deal with life's consequences. I flip the coin as I think of myself as a neo nazi "Harvey Dent". To each comes penance for a penny...but for a million you get more of a feeling!

Pick Asidz: Introducing 3-D

3-D: They all call me 3-D cause I like to engage the imaginary dragon with a spoon for a lance. A pen for a sword and a creator never gets bored. I'm a little racist, but where I come from a swastika is like a country bumper sticker. Bumpkins bumping each other in Hitler's little bumper cars. You see, the "Eradicatorz" are my tribe and to them I am 3-D about all things killing me. I have to get them off my mind's page into the "laminated limelight". I wear the swastika like Loca wears the Ankh. A symbol can be such torment. But it is only a cross we bear to compare and contrast...

Mercantile

Sell yourself without selling your soul

Setting a pace and meeting that goal

I'm a merchant of material wares 

I haven't made a penny, yet I can compare 

Every day a little bit 

You can pick your nose and have a snit

What do you sell if not pieces of yourself?

It's a lot easier in good health 

Value meets all of it's quotas

Down the river in my pagoda 

I hate when I meet a pirate ship

I like to navigate myself into my own slip

Vagrant as I am I bring mercantile meaning

Into the future's seeing...

Lack of DaZe of Whimsical Part 7 Rah Rah Go Beam

The caravan was intercepted by the thieving nomads at a point of intraception's conception. The vagabonds did a war dance, but didn't stand a chance, a cutthroat remital which spilled scores of Blood into the sun. The nomad is a wanderer, and where to go when you possess the stone of light ponderly pontificating their fixations. Affixed to one label, instead of great stone's fable told of it;s former owner/master. Some said the stone was alive, which many derived as a myth or a legend. Lore had it's own fiction, and like an addiction they all huddled around the chieftain to listen to his anecdote. The stone once belonged to Ra, and then he had given it to his son, Sa as his birthday gift. With no wrapping to tell the tale of the present. A stone is a stone until envelopped in a special beam, like a ribbon tied onto the tip. Toppling the great pyramids with it's ultrascopics. For you see the stone was a prism, underscoring a schizm or a vain seam, to cataclysmic proportions it had become integrally important as it was said to contain a map of the stars...

Lack of Daze of Whimsical Part 6 The Majestic

In a foreign land made of sand, the hourglass tipped over as the new pharaoh stood on a chrome doned hood over a throne made of gold. His advisor told him through a whisper, about the prince afar and the desert's realm's Paladin that had come to his aid. The Pharaoh gave his people  warning that in the first light of morning, a caravan would be set out onto the tundra plains. It would carry all it could muster with the wheels turning through the dust or whatever crossed it's path. It would carry a load of precious artifacts foretold to pay praise to the God of the Son. His name was Ra, transcending Allah , a diety construed in constant motion. Apprehending a villian, on the tail of a killing, a hundred men for a hundred pence. The advisor disguiser was really a slave to a king of a foreign affair's order. He sought to decieve and sent orders to the Nomad thieves to assault the caravan's vagabonds. If the wares made it to England's Island, the penninsula of pain, to the Paladin's bane, for he needed the stone of light...

Pick Asidz: Stigmatic

Stigma: Gypsy incarnations and other worldly libations are my specialty...
Death and dilemna meet disharmony and dismemberment to a mass quantity.
Andromeda is our leader and Victor is the gamer they call him violent because of the lamer...
See you at the foundry attached to the "love nerd".
Gamma or Delta
Man I felt yah...
Here in the "gypsy mafia"
Involved in the kraut...

The Duke of Biohazard Part 3: Pressure

I deal with pressure 

In my own way

With machine gun in hand

To hold them at bay

Stave off this 

Centipedenal Slither

Bring down that Golgatha

Slaying everything hither

A gazebo full of broken glass

A church filled with tongue lashers

To complete this quest 

I must join the party crashers

One bullet for penance

One bullet with a price

Aim for the head 

They have been naughty

Not Nice

The Duke of Biohazard Part 2

My name is Leon Kennedy

And this is my story 

When my laser sight hits it's mark

My target gets pretty gory

I came to this place 

To rescue the president's daughter

I am here on this island 

Like a lamb led to slaughter

They have infected me with a parasite

Close to my heart

Time is ticking to reach my goal

From the very start

I upgrade my weaponry 

I expand my motion

When I find Ashley 

She will see my devotion

Make me personal To: The future cast of "Pick Aside" and 198.3 mil

Make me personal 

Cause I  might die

I feel good if you can try

I hate the words "you are not allowed"

In your clique or on your cloud?

Pick Asidz: California Crazys

Mr. Blank: Pepper Mill text

Abansil unrest

The abigail trist

We always coexist

Trax: I'm half spanish wulf/ half english kat

Gotta know better than to live in a vat

Clones and transmogrifies

Drat on Tat

Loca: I am too cool for school

Tuesday and transmogrify

Target my conscience

And ratify the blend

Armitage: Is that like my "bend the verb", you little nerb!

Mr. Blank: Nope it's just take advantage...Like the King's game of Tennis!

Loca: Pieces to life's puzzle

Scattered about

Where to fit in in my dream's tantamount?

Or put on another show?

Trax: This dish is cuisine

This platter is swish

I open my mouth 

And in goes my wish

Gimme some candy!

Loca: Are you a telepathic timebomb or a warty warlock? Make up your mind...

Trax: I'm a "Timepath"! Little baby blue sunshine...

The spells from the aliens and Mr. Blank's Nostropodia, plus some killer dank.

Loca: Dank dubbage or are you already snoozing wolf boy?

Armitage: I think he put on another costume in the blink of unzipping his fly!

Charma: What is the concept of such delinquency?

Charisma: I think it's just Trax's necroflexus!

Charma: What costume is that sexy?

Trax: It's my necroflexus, you guessed it! You are the winner of King Kong...

Charma: King Kong or your bigass bong? Stoneage Capitan...

Pick Asidz: Erotopodia

Andromeda: I'm making a new love potion for one of my boyfriend's elite clientele. It's better than Viagra and does the trick with the ladies. Lilac, Jasmine and some other more "special" ingredients. As a gypsy I know a lot about witchcraft. But there are many kinds of witchcraft coming from a variety of different culture's underground factional fanaticals. Witchcraft had basically been outlawed by the ruling power. But with secret secret casts of witches and warlocks, the practice is passed down from generation to generation.

Pick Asidz: Livid Vivid To: Carrie Fisher

Veronica: Living life livid vivid. 

Stationed here on Earth

3 times my self esteem

To pronounce perth

Crazy as a Coyote

But I have an affinity for the wild dog

Suckered to the draw

Having meatballs for the whole hog

I created an angel

I created a monster

Like a moth as the poor man's butterfly 

The sky opens like a dawn stir...

Simulation vs. Scenario

Location to locale

When I was poor 

No one would be my pal

Now I'm living vivid 

Over chasing lost dreams 

No one can change the ordinary 

Over dreamshot means

This explains everything

To this institution

Vivid is the imagination

It is not an illusion.

Kirsten

I'm thirsting for Kirsten

Like a big gulp for my soul

The ice is blended

Hard to reach my goal

I wanted you untainted 

But there goes the world

I can pronounce your name right 

You are one of the pearled

How I love you transcedes imagination's and limit's style

You are my soulmate

I confer that to you without beguile

I look up at your picture

And I think of an angelle

I believe in heaven

They believe in hell.

P.S. Let me get some more wows from the cat's meows...

Catch Me if you can

Catch me if you can 

Are you my enemy or my fan?

Wake up to the sunshine

Out come the bugs at night

Which one do I like better?

The new day is where I bite

Seeking retaliation

But believing in the Lord

I go about life here

In this city of the sword

This knife is so little

Yet it can cut so big

Once I get away from this place

I will snap you like a twig

Pick Asidz: The pursuit of perserverance

Trax: Do you ever have daze where you fell hickory smoked out?

Cog: I feel more like I was made with riboflavin and M.S.G. You know Trax that the spanish miss your flavor? You should spend more time with the "Grinderz" and increase your mexican vocabulary!

Trax: I try to devote a little of my time to each of the "Neu Gangs".

Cog: Yeah my crew hates the "Lightbringaz". We are "hellbringaz", but we make the rules to justify our disorder.

Trax: That makes cents!

Cog: Grrr...you make my gonads grizzly...and my machismo mayhem. Whatever...That provoking stuff works better on the blacks. Us spanish are used to being put down and we roll with it on the move.

Trax: Well that makes me a player in that game...take a look at my name.

Cog: I can't believe your mother actually named you that! Must have been due to the California setting. The scenery here is the "Static Anticlimactic"...

Pick Asidz: Flip Sides

Blank: Do you think Flipsidz has plans for world domination with his psychic dominion?

Cleu: I think he likes pep in his pepper and no pep is dismal!

Blank: No wonder he likes that Charisma bitch...

Cleu: What about you Blank? Do you think that spice is nice?

Blank: I like how Army knows about guns and weaponry. To me it's a turn on.

Cleu: But isn't she a call girl chasing a climax?

Pick Asidz: Joshy Juice

Trax: Jimminy Ticket and supercalyfragbalistics Dratman.

Blank: Yeah yippie I not a ho.

Cleu: Jimmy cracked rock not corn.

Clyde: And Mary was contrary, but too damn oppinionated.

Crux: I think they confiscated my "Clearox"?

Skatz: Better to be a fan than a player hater? Not when the lights go out...

Trax: I'm self taught and these people are selfish taut.

Porsha: Plain and simple to pop that pimple.

Tangerina: Touche...but don't touch my tushy!

Trax: Don't let love get in the way? Then I would be completely gay!

Lack of Daze of Whimsical Part 5: Abrasive Refraining

Prodigy of the weaponsmith and fashioned by a forge promised to the scion of a determined languidity. The sorcerer's signature spell encompasses the sword of mercury in the sanctity of his inner sanctum. As the temperature rises in a feudal land, by right of demand, the prince needed a weapon like an ace in hand. The prince needed to train his swordplay as he lived for the day to run the king through. His new toy tarried ahead, for the day he used to dread, became a course reality he longed for. The Paladin had arrived, to make the boy a man by teaching him the his hand in the warrior ways. Pull it out of the scabbard, then swing it around envisioning an "en garde", so spoketh his guardian. Swordplay is like learning to dance, to the music of the moving blade like a precisional lance set to cut the umbilical of the knave. Just like the squire, the prince was filled with desire to master the big knife and end the misbegotten tyrants life. He vowed to do it himself, put the derranged despot in hell and bring order to what had become the kingdom of Lucifer. That was why the paldin had appeared, because with one glance at it, it was as he had feared on his pilgrimage to lunacy's doorstep. The prince was God's salvation for the chaotic, for the King was a neurotic heretic. Once he had heard word of a helping hand to the prince, he called forth vagrants to dispose of the problem. He saw the Paladin as an interloper to his life on a string, quite a dilemna that he didn't want to sting. So the quarrel began between the King and the Prince when the dark assasins appeared out of the night.

Usurper

You want what I have when I don't have much.
Stay away from my parents they are not your crutch.
Material Possession
Or possession of spirit?
It's my personality that makes me...
I know you don't want to hear it.
Put in a quarter...
I'll give you a slow verse.
I don't want to expire of neglect...
I'll spend every penny in my purse.
Reflect upon what is coming.
If I stay patient...
Money buys happiness.
That adage is ancient.

Pick Asidz: It is not about the color of your epidermis

Flipsidz: You know I've always hated and liked sparsely, the color of my own skin. When you are black it opens doors cause everybody thinks you are cool, but ignorant. I love/hate the "n-word", to friends in between emotions it is okay, but we call each other that when we agree we hate the whites. I mean I love Jesus, so I must not be one all the time?

Pick Asidz: The Beautificross

Loca: Being beautiful is all about money. It's about mercy...You take an average looking person and give him or her a makeover and they stay the same. Cause you have to be born beautiful. Then it lasts for more than ten seconds...I like beautiful people, but most people aren't beautiful or gorgeous for that matter. With my eyes closed you sound more handsome dearie. Bad if you are...Then I can listen. But if you aren't then you are just waisting your time with me. You may say, "Gee Locamotion you are so shallow." But I won't turn up in a shallow grave buddy. People will remember my ass! You know I've won a beauty pageant in my life, you can't even get a "Cub Scout" badge. My philosophy is if you come in second, then don't even show up for your "average" trophy. Steal the good one and bonk life on the head. Fab is fabulous and fabulous is as fabulous does. Love is shallow until you spend time with premonition. Some say that is premature. But I hold court out of a decor that opens the door. Shadow to my own volure...

Pick Asidz: Au Natural

Trax: They say that loss comes with circumstance...But Loca's question of "Love and Death" is a good one. I've been all too close to death with my experiences. You have a lot of bad forces out to get you when you are on the side of light. I have a dark side when I present myself like a wolf. I am a half wolf in that I have genes from that orginated from the Spanish Wolf Tribes. I think I have a little Egyptian in me too. I'm related to the Prince of Persia. That means that I am in direct lineage to the "Prince of Time". That is where I got some, if not all, of my light abilities, being bio-electric and my telepathy comes from my Dad's side with the Brits. My Dad, Glen Murphy, is a empathic telepath and an Army General...

Pick Asidz: Mom's Qualms

Veronica: So your a lightbringer with a wolf fetish? What is the deal with that Trax?

Trax: Yeah Mom you hit me in my soft spot.

Veronica: You know our roots go back to the Spanish Wolf Tribes?

Trax: Yeah dad is the lightbringer and you are the "Moon Stalker".

Veronica: It's not like I hunt or hurt other people.

Trax: Moonlight is different than daylight. It's what you and dad taught me. He feels more in touch with the daylight and you like the moonlight.

Veronica: There is a reason for that Trax...

Trax: And I'm sure your going to make up some bullshit on top of facts!

Veronica: "Fact or fiction in my own depiction". Isn't that what your friend Cleu says?

Pick Asidz: Which is craftier? Love or Death?

Loca: I have this question in my head, rhetorical as it is, of which may be craftier between "Love and Death"? Love hits you by spending time with life and death hits you when you are unfortunate and downtrodden? It's tough rising to the top because you have to give away all aspects of yourself to an unruly public. Death doesn't care where or when your station is, it just hits you when you are not looking. I love people that have accomplished things, as achievements inspire love and fidelity. Helping others in a time of need also inspires love. That kind of love should be handed out to the right person though...As that kind of love quickens the pace to a loyal companion. Death just nods it's head and sticks to the shadows in those kind of situattions. It's like love and death avoid each other...

Pick Asidz: Dogs in a Taxi

Lazlo: You better take your dog back Trax...he bit out of the cage again and ransacked my apartment.

Trax: Well we don't call him "Hel Dogg" for nothing. I think I can come up with a spell to make him normal again. I'll do it later...Blank did that to him as a practical joke. I have yet to get back at him...He is one evil son of a bitch sometimes!

Lazlo: Well can I give you a ride?

Trax: You know someday I'm going to have a limo?

Lazlo: But until then you ride Middle Eastern Style. It's cool that you think they should end the war...

Trax: Yeah peace and the "Lightbringaz"...they go hand in hand. That is my own gang that originates from the original teachings of the real "LightBringers". The sect of the "Dreamknights" ...

Pick Asidz: Chato Lato Mi Vato

Cleu: Recuerda los chapalones en el calate central. El radio secreto es ver a ayi. Me and Servo from the "Gridlockx" are into surveilance equipment to spy on celebrities. We can also use the "Duet's" spellcraft and spellspeak to set up psychic links and bounce satelitte radio fields on them to amplify their psychic thought patterning. Stimulating certain parts of the brain gives you shortwave telepathy, but a larger band of frequencies can boost that. Trax has been in the limelight for years and managed to stay on top by writing for certain hip hop magazines and cross cultural genras. He draws cartoons for things like that also. He has his own comic book in the making called "Spellspeak".

Spell 2: Pick Aside

Pasika shatawa
Na ne shito accuwa
Pe se natu
Ashawa
Le le datu
Pasaba
Peke siba
Attuwanu
Grasto leos
Paschotawa

Pick Asidz: Time and light go hand in hand

Flipsidz: So the reason Trax likes me so much is that the ArcanoCross and the light Alcometry go hand in hand.
In order to understand time you have to spend time in the light.
The dark powers are the arcanum's foil.
The LightCross is about the ecometry of the fundamental power.
Lightspeed breaks through both the time and material barriers.
Ripping holes in the fabric of the chronosphere.
It's all about the way you look at things.
Our good outweighs the bad part of a supernatural lifestyle.

Spell One of "Pick Aside"

Amigete zombiato
zata ero lomo crot
pezo terros lama cot
perto pablis zyon rato
Calamas vecto
Pestus Vesto
Diamas Trag
Pemos lata
semor naga
Invatama vectar

Spit Shine

Life in distortion
Knife to abortion
Hated Radical
Face Like a Bull
Tatooed on the Hull
Taken class to dismiss
All that they kiss
Seek and decist
No army to enlist
Compared to my array
I live for the day
Celebrating my birthday bash
Operation Thunderlove
It fit like a glove
Surrendered to the shove
That trembled up above
Mello yello acapello...
To: 50 cent as Mr. Blank in "Pick Aside" along with my rap competition in freestyle called "Spit Shine"

The infinity puzzle

Pieces to lifes puzzle
Scattered about
Where to fit in
In my dream's tantamount
Case by case
We create the picture
A scenario of conjunction
As I am a lonely fixture
My piece is amorphous
My pattern has a slide
As you put it in place my whole world fits inside
Infinite possibilities
Without conclusion
The puzzle is a place
To end my seclusion
To: Kiefer Sutherland (I made you a part in my "Pick Asidz" sketch your in the Dynamic Starz Consortium with Brad Pitt as the leader named Slikx with you as one of his top porn directors named "Catapult"-you are a telekinetic and Brad Pitt is a remote viewer along with his girlfriend Andromeda...they see into the future and prepare themselves for the eventual

The Isoscoles Run

Some say that life revolves like a circle
Some say what goes around comes around
I say there is a congruence to all things
What you may have or have not found
Consistent to another
It takes two to tango
With life on the edge
It takes more to fandango
Bang Bang Baby
Off to the races
I see an isoscoles
In all of their faces...
To: My stepfather Dean Sloane

Pick Asidz: Lateball

Crux: Hey tweekerbell get with the program or it's off to the dungeon with you, like Blank would say.

Skatz: Religion doesn't come from meth.
It comes from math. History revolves in it's own revolutions.

Clyde: Rags to riches and richs to snitches.
Righteous recover in it's discovery.

Trax: Get off "the Sims" arrow of the cyberdweeb and get with brewing this potion.

Cleu: Okay but I need mandrake to make it a timewulf concoction!

Trax: I wanna be a werewulf for a day like "TraxWulf".

Cleu: I need some more blood from Lazzo too...Remember the time that you thought you were a necromancer Trax? You broke into that cemetary and tried to raise the dead back in the day?

Trax: Yeah " Tombstone Forest" was the name of that place. Back when I was in my first gang in my teens we were called "the D.C. Obituaries". Our ruler was the Castmaster Mr. Cast. Blank is a lot better than than that guy was. Blank takes us on suprise joyrides with all his connects. Flipsidz has more clout though because he works for the goverment, and this new guy "Traz" seems to be taking an interest in me and my spellcraft.

Pick Asidz: Sexploits

Blank: I just watched an episode of "Sexploits 13" and I wanna go on a field trip.

Charma: What do you want us to do this time my ex and my kids are driving me crazy as they hate and are jealous of you Blank.

Blank: Well I was thinking you all could take a sex quiz starting with Sicco.

Sicco: Oh Blankmaster I think I'm too sexy for this little venture.

Blank: Can it Flatilla the no fun! I want you all to do a phone sex experiment so you can learn to seduce people. Sexual frustration can be eliminated if you follow the right steps.

Loca: You think that I have a sexy enough voice Blank?

Selene: You're too sexy for a strap on or a dihibrilator.

Trax: I wanna do some sound effects and pretend that I'm a "Predator". That should get some of the kinky ones riled up.

Clyde: I think I'll try my chinese accent on some unlucky fortune cookie.

Crux: I think I'll talk Black! "Yo jive monkey you wanna piece of this slurpee"?

Brikx: I think it would be good practice for my porn career.

Cleu: I'm just gonna be myself chulo.

Blank: Well the way you have to do it is through blind faith and a blindfold like always.
It is standard when I take you secret places. Then you can get into the mood, it's kinda like cold calling in sales with a limp donkey. We are all conductors or recievers to the spirit wold.

Pick Asidz: Hey Tweekerbell

Trax: I'm not a tweeker or a heroin addict...that is the stuff I don't believe in. Coke is a joke too...
But the green stuff is organic to a sodden earth planet made reality and inspired by my dreams...

Pick Asidz: Pure Adrenalizer

Trax: I'm an orange vampyre

Loca: Then I'm a lemon werewolf

Trax: Stupid azole tricks are for kid's at the pet store!

Loca: Stupid razadine breathe easy. Cancer Stikx bad...don't you know that?

Trax: Rest Easy knowing the cures...

Pick Asidz: Nobody's Arrow to Que

Sicco: You know Trax does this countdown with lights? He has an affinity to all light as a lightbringer. He stops at a streetlight and counts down the seconds from red to green. He is right about 60% percent of the time. Which is a hell of a lot better than I could do. I'm good at summing people up with my intuition and sniffing people out for the stuff they are made of...
I personally believe in the spirit of the hawk to be my spirit guide. I have one named "Talonz". He is really hard to take care of.

Charma: The thing for witches and warlocks these days is to have a spirit companion animal with them to gain positive chi with nature. Good karma is rock solid when you have something positive with or around you. The Gridlockx are well known for that kind of thing, but they aren't as witchcraft oriented as some of the Neu Gang Sects. Chris Cross of who is boss tagging the planet...

Pick Asidz: Coyote Jungle

Blank: So we are all here in this jungle to promote the paintball tag method of standard combat. This is to gain your hellbringaz certification.

Trax: But the hellbringaz hate the lightbringaz Blankmaster?

Blank: Just do it Trax and gain some clout with the nightbringaz too...

Flipsidz: So we just lock and load right Blank?

Armitage: We have here the best standard weaponry paintball shell cartridge installed in these custom glocks. You have to wear a vest and a helmut to participate though...I'm rooting for the moonbringaz and the sunseekerz, as they are tied in this division.

Brikx: The Lestropodians are also another team to beat. They are using light neon paint cartridges to Flipsidz team's white ones and Blank's team's black ones.

Selene: Are you sure that this won't hurt too bad if I get hit?

Cleu: You get used to it after a while...the object is to not get hit. This is freaking Malayasia for god's sake.

Clyde: Yeah this is gonna be chill!

Flipsidz: Guerilla warfare without the a killing frenzy attached.

Loca: Does the helmut come with a headphone to talk to other team members?

Armitage: Yup. I am the weapons master in this competition and you can count on the fact that I know what I'm doing...