Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Pick Asidz: Torture Tingles

Andromeda: So I heard you are doing a movie that is not full of XXX, what flavor is your smokescreen?

Slikx: It's a huff and puff blowing their panties off...!

Andromeda: Oh yeah, Androgenous Andromeda the little nympho set designer master manipulator do it my way chick? Right?

Slikx: It's the kids babe...I fully started thinking about their out of the porn industry...

Andromeda: And...? Your kids...? My kids...we all cheer for more kids...?

Slikx: Double your pleasure, double your fun, time for another double bubble blip?

Andromeda: It's made for chewing, not spitting up...!

Slikx: I hear your nickname for me is the "Banana Slikx"?

Andromeda: So I need to add more lubrication...? What gets me hot and bothersome is your nephew with no medical treatment available and an undependable android...!

Slikx: "Seeing red on your face again..."

Andromeda: Women are used to it..."just don't swim in the ocean too far on your period", right Cutter Slark?

Slikx: Oh cut me some slack...!

Andromeda: Like late night slack...? Just roll over and play dead Catman...! You know Beatniks were really fans of the "Black Panthers"?

Slikx: I still smoke Catnip...?

Andromeda: My point is double edged torture!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Pick Asidz: Perameter's Perimeter

Flipsidz: Touch the electic fence of the electric avenue B-child!

Brainchild: Is that what you say when your horny or just greedy?

Flipsidz: Uh...a little of both in a one way photobooth?

Brainchild: Trick mirror, trick camera or a little of both?

Flipsidz: You've been looking at pictures of Trax?

Brainchild: Yeah you figured out he didn't trade me in like his father did to him?

Flipsidz: Uh yeah, but you still went to the Black man, you little white warlock!

Brainchild: Clairvoyant, is that clear? Or you want to reboot a man framed?
You never get in trouble because you play all sides of the coin?

Flipsidz: I am a beautiful blackened disaster when it gets too hot kid!

Brainchild: So you melt at me doing all these projects for you, but you are not hot and heavy for your girlfriend? Who happens to be my foster Mom? What happened to collecting "things"?

Flipsidz: You got me...I'm losing interest in the average sidz...

Pick Asidz: Tags to riches

Blank: Am I a pawn for someone else's stooge? Rookie?

Trax: Better than being a King with no Army...?

Blank: Cheers to that cowboy! So how is Loca dealing with LunaCali?

Trax: They fight, but the whole thing gets too feral for either a machine or a wannabe!

Blank: Wanna wanna wacko...what do you think Armitage?

Smoking a cigarette...

Army: Well I've been listening to you boys...and girls shouldn't be used as toys!

Blank: Why not...? You used to use tinker toys as toy soldiers baby?

Army: And you use "hot wheels"? And Trax used to have a gay dog...? Go figure the future out...?

Blank: I think I'll figure this in...with rags to riches bitches get more delicious!

Army: The hypotenuse of a quadriplegic is a full circle...what is the diameter of my muzzle hole?

Red Faction Reaction

Red Faction
Red Faction
I try to gauge your reaction
As you use Ultor as your whore
Miners beware
Ore is aware
That is why we crave it
Cause space travel is to save it
So put on your suits
Call a guard if he shoots
Tendency to blame
As a "red faction" becomes your flame...

The Cats are mice

Slumber on your feet
Or you are really dead meat
Sleep to prevail
Set slooth and set sail
Over a bottomless horizon
When night puts her disguise on
Linguistically correct
To a giraffe like next
Drinking nectar hummingwulf
From a charaffe in tooth
But cats are to blame
For being harder to tame
Unlike us dogs
That don't just float like logs
Too prude
Too proud
For us to be allowed?
Succulent to the bone
Coming from a crone?
Where the cats are all mice
And the dogs are way too nice!