Pick Asidz: Finesse and Finagle

Alexander: I was thinking about selling dimebags of boogers and calling them "Yellow Crack". Are you in? Nobody nose...

Playground: That is like making little chocolate candies out of poop.

Alexander: Or bubble gum ear wax?

Playground: You are a black market tech salesman Alex...that is like eating glitter to make your dookies sparkle.

Alexander: You and your shit thing.

Pick Asidz: The Squiggle

Loca: Making love to Trax takes the mechanization out of being mechanical. He has this thing that he does while love making, where he motions in a circle instead of just the usual pound, pound, pound. Some girls love the pound em style, but I like a little finesse. He calls it "the squiggle". He has other cute things he does in foreplay like pressing my buttons on my chest, and inserting mp3 of conciertos into my mainframe to listen to as we make love. I like "Peter and the wolf" for fun. It's crescendos are like ephiphical tingles of love. I love to climax at the the end, as Trax has timed it exactly to his point of afterglow. Epiphonys are like hope butteflys caught in a jar...

Pick Asidz: Pushy Tushy

Loca: Like vatos locos you will be in my chokeholds.
You are telling me not to be a certain way that I love you with?

Trax: Are you saying not to believe in my hope concentrations...? What about my binding and warding spells?

Loca: Wulf Warlock I love your goo
I'm gaga over you
Today I'm on fire
Tomorrow Touche
Putting on a wire
And all smushy
Your so hot that you make me melt
Like a big mac m & m
Kiss me sweet shine
Oh man I love
You tender like blue suede shoes and I'm a houndog
Scratch Scratch your a winner
To Jimminy Spic Kat

Trax: And Markey Mouse?

Loca: Cut up or shut up.

Trax: Deal me in with dentures.

Loca: Doomed in a dungeon of dientes?

Trax: Or groomed in an onion of bad gentes mi amiga.

Loca: You like to talk all that funny shit!

Trax: What is so funny is your computer love is like having my circuits on crack and coffee.

Loca: Crack and coffee? What about digital rhibinol.

Trax: Are you saying I slipped you a mneumonic mickey?

Loca: Nope just a kiss from Nexus Cerplexus!

Trax: And a song to subdue the beast.

Charaffe Giraffe

Pens, shoulders, knives and notes...
I used to be a blondie
Hanging with that crew
Then my hair turned orange
Go baby blue half spanish ex jew
Go figure was meant to invest like a gladiator
Not some jalopy with a broken radiator
The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
I'm not dead yet but I owe the hospital some doubt
Hookworm for more than five years
Used to be homeless in a flurry of tears
Not so sentimental or sensitive anymore
Don't easily cry
Like it's a chore
My charaffe like the head of a giraffe
So I can drink my fill
Avoiding antipsychotic pills
to end my mental disdain
Not really mental
Just in physical pain
Not really mental
Too good looking to have around
The center of attention
Never safe and sound
Detesting in my invention
On opposing ground
15 years old reading comic books
Coming up with my own ideas
Living with the crooks
Who fucked the old girlfriend
She wasn't that great anyway
So why did you have to poison me with Anthrax?
And make a fast getaway
Oh no I remember
Much to your chagrin
Who do they think they are messing with now
As I pull the pin
And open the cork
To being a millionare
You can eat with a fork
Charaffe Giraffe
Where is the sheriff
Are cops really criminals?
Don't remember all those times
Feed that kid subliminals

Pick Asidz: I don't know my writes from what is left

Blank: I'm gonna play lazer tag and put the flashing light things on your nipples baby...

Armitage: And make my vagina go beep Blankmaster? How old are you?

Blank: Old enough to be a ridiculasshole army. C'mon and play with me...

Selene: Lets play arcade army where the token gives you a blowjob...lets find a real man and boogie. Did you hear the one about the golden goose?

Army: I'm not a horde Leany, what did it jack off on the beanstalk?

Selene: No it layed I told you dregs, if you must know...like taking your clothes off while telling fairy tales.

Blank: Well I'll huff and puff. And blow your pubies off like Little Red Riding Wolf. Did you two shave like I asked you to?

Armitage: What are you a shave driver?

Selene: Why can't I do a scene with Goldicocks and Snow Wet?

Blank: Because your not a weeping booty lean machine. These fairy tales themes are too snuff and fluff for my tastes.

Army: But yet you like driving a matchbox car around my nipples and use my ass as it's garage?

Blank: Yeah that is fun I subscribe to "car and bribe her".

Pick Asidz: Trample Me Clown

Trax: I used to be on the football team in high school, my position was tackling dummy, after that I played soccer and was a goalie, then came tennis. The "Game of Kings" so they say, to hit a racquet to a ball with pronounced vigor so fast that the ball whizzes by at the speed of light. Lacrosse was a joke...I got hit so hard that my helmet popped off into mid air. Skiing is a true passion of mine gliding down snow like a one man tobogen. Polo was cool cause I always liked horses, used to win little horseback riding shows when I was little. Ribbons and trophys was the way of life to an altricated clown who always got beat down. Now life is a question of "can you believe"?

Necrowulf: Regiment Sunshine

Fargus: The neutrino drugs had wore off they were called "Regiment Sunshine". They were used on the Necrowulf who they captured named "Kilius", son to Necromoneus himself. We had to take out his false eye, which contained a magick geyser locator, where he might have been able to charge his necromancy and escape. He is the Chronosage to the Necrobones...the legion of bone warriors raised from the dead by necromancy. He is able to warp them in and out of realspace through the necrocross. Through capturing Kilius, we also captured Calicus the bone wizard, Kilius' disciple. He is more necrozombie than skeleton, as all the other bone troops disintegrated when we put the geo shackles on them.

Pick Asidz: Quality Time

Veronica: Do the dishes you little brat or Blake will spank you!

Fanfare: Ewwwhey...so not going to happen...at least let me put gloves on first? Spanked by some bleached blond peroxcide man toy of yours, no I don't want to share him with you, I've got Victor as my boyfriend.

Veronica: Honey you should be so lucky...but have it your way...as long as you do the dishes!

Fanfare: I'd rather take out the trash...

Pick Asidz: Restaurant or Dojo?

Loca: Trax I want a restraunt really bad, an italian one where we could cook sausage, beef and chicken plus other stuff. And make balsamic salads and Tacos...

Trax: Well I want a kenpo and Ninjitsu dojo, along with other martial arts studio, karate, kung-fu, Kickboxing and Fencing on location in Beverly Hills.

Loca: Well submit to the scissor or smite me with the hollow drum. I'm just a robot, not really dumb. But I am oh so much more than human, but still machine. I eat like a cannibal on veggies and greens.

Trax: Don't disturb the bubble...I'm hanging on the thought like a magic Trax ball of destiny. Pop...you're so beautiful, anything for you sexy. Does that compute?

Pick Asidz: Which side is up?

Trax: Which side is up?
Which side is down crown?
My color when tan is rather brown

Loca: Zap me it's Christmas. I'm local loco to dissappear.
Databanks getting blurry for a new frontier.
You know my pee pee knows more than you bout tings?

Trax: Then maybe I should drink some of that pee pee to get psychic residuals.
Or maybe mix it with Gatorade.

Loca: Screw cue...Are you my bitch or what?

Trax: Solid.

Loca: So did you snitch on the "XPM" site's whereabouts?

Trax: No I gave the F.B.I. false documentation and coordinants...

Loca: So you're dad is still babysitting the "XPM 21"?

Trax: Yup liquid baby...Xternal Protoform Machine.

Pick Asidz: What do heaven and hell say?

God: I hope the lightbringers turn into the Lightbringaz club and the VoidKnights use the starscope on Moon Vegas to isolate the hypzogleam from Necronis.

Uman: Does God favor them over the hellbringaz so much as to condemn the VoidKnightz too?

Ohman: Don't question God Uman! Stand affirmed to his glory, as we are only the small fry of the Universe. Sorry Omnicus your sovereingty...

God: Yes my name is Omnicus and I am the creator of earth world and milk galazy

Uman: Do you see Demons as the polar opposite of the chosen all the time, or do they serve a purpose?

Ohman: Quiet fool!

God: It's alright Ohman, Uman is more daiyaman than you...Come child I will teach you the ways about such mortals. It all started long ago with a feud between the kingdoms of Dracel and Carivian. Between the Soul Legend of the Earth Gragon...Paradross. The enfuriator of the mooncrust that was first soiled. The Ice Dragoon Serquith fueded with his brother Paradross. By his becoming the earth was an archetype for a Sodden Moon. The ice dragoon sought to vanquish such in the Earth Gragon's sleep. But the VoidKnight Seraphos stopped him and told him to avoid his wicked nature. Not to succomb to his sick inherent desire to destroy. The Ice Dragoon summoned the Ickragon who then challenged the earth Gragon to combat. The Ickragon chased him through the galazy to the next StarCross. Thus granting the earth goleme the ability to terraform and grain harvest Solus Lunius. With the grow anulettes the "New Moon Project" would be completed. Such terraformer is the new tech of Prof. Val Hedron and his partner Professor Ridley Sheridan. The two time warrior professors at battle with Dr. Vecotre...the agroviceroy of Sturidicrum.

10/27's Fishes be delicious, Bitches be vicious

Yo I was throwing down a beat
That put all the bitches into heat
Counting all my sheep
And making the register go beep
Candy on a snare
A new version of truth or dare
A bump in the night
A panic button for a light
A basis for a bullet
A chamber in a round
A casual voyeur
Finding safer ground
Humping a pillow
And calling your name
Daydreams in delight
Putting chivalry to shame
I admit that I want you
Got your picture on my wall
Everything for you
Like a jumpshot with a basketball
Swish and there is magic
To heat up the stars
Badfish to all the late night bars
One missisippi, two finger dipping
Unto your loveliness
Vendor clipping
Shameful unzipping
Stockpile equiping
Like the bell on my knife
Don't jump in the water
Where the fishes are vicious
Or eat the yellow snow
That they say is delicious
Track your ground
Like a scout
Feel the absence of all doubt
On the precipice of a peace sign
That everyone is denying
While my honesty is crying
As I sat at your table
Where Jesus is buying
A demon on my shoulder
An Angel in my mouth
Purchase me a purpose
While sitting on my couch
Look at the mirror image
Backwards in purportion
To a game of cribbage
Making an abortion
Or a cricket on a tile
Of something less vile
Than my strategy of strife
In making Kirsten Dunst my wife...

Pick Asidz: A place to unwind

Trax: I am buying 2 houses in Montecito for 9.3 million, I have 10.5 on the Atm Card. Loca boca...

Loca: Me say boom boom and Vroom Vroom Trax man!

Trax: Want a "lamboner" to drive?

Loca: What is that?

Trax: It's what I call a Lamborgohini. I think I would look hot in a Diablo, but the new Mucielago and Gallardo would be sweeter.

Loca: Take a drive on down to newport the day it arrives.

Trax: Better make that Beverly Hills baby.

Loca: When are you getting the ATM card that was approved by the "United Nations Human Rights Activist" lawyer dude?

Trax: Oh yeah on top of the 99.7 I now have with another british bank? I just sent my first payment of 100$ for the courier fees...280$ bucks to go.

Pick Asidz: Fire in the eyes

Blank: Yo let's recon at the spot, then swing round the block clocking 110 mph to sparkle my endorphins to get what I call "Fire in my eyes". A voodoo trick I learned from "Grandma Voodoo". It consisted of the "hypnosparkle"...an endorhin rush stimulating both fire elements and Dark or Voidal ones at the same time. Fire and darkness together to beam the "nightfire" effect of having fire running through my eyes and flames for tears. I can "sparkle" anywhere, but the cool thing is that in that state is that I can summon fire/void elementals into "realspace". I like to play with the little things that I can conjure from the fire void, but the big things are hard to control...

Pick Asidz: Jazz to the Rythme

Flipsidz: Popcorn baby? We are gonna watch a new movie clip of the prototype laser rifle called the "Zerod". It's a little sumthing that the boys in Black Market R and D cooked up. This is it's first demonstration. It's lasers emit nanitites in streams to interfere with electric devices, as they cause an E.M.P. breakdown of the targeted object. On a micronic level it's my new countermeasure to Army's suit her father made. In case we scuffle...
It is also a failsafe maneuver in case the androids ever hurt too many people...
Such as the two we gave to Sicco and Trax...
A little countermeasure to the enhancements we give them from time to time...

Pick Asidz: Promise me my cat!

Blank: We are gonna make superhuman pornos on "Blank Bastard Video". With the characters involved in a superhuman plot to "fuck the world"!

Selene: Who is my character?

Blank: Leany we will make you like "Wonder Woman", except bare chested.

Selene: Do I get to have that little star thingy on my crotch?

Blank: Yes and a "dildo sword".

Pick Asidz: General Smurphy To: Mark Hamill-Love Josh

Gen. Glen Murphy: It is Halloween on the base and I don't know what I'm going to dress up as. One of the cadets suggested I should get dressed as the "Grinch". That is way too sophomoric for my own tastes. So I am going to make my cadets dress up as "smurfs" and I'm going to be Papa Smurf, my receptionist could be "Smurfette". The troops played carnival games to see who got to abdicate Papa Smurf's throne for the evening, a one time offer from myself. The last activity to beat me being a joust over water with pillow batons. I disregarded the toss me in the water machine with the baseballs. Anyway on the base we had a group of M.I. 6 officers guarding one of the greatest human accomplishments known to man and top secret. The "Mechanicron" or military suit of the future in the female specifications, built by Thunderchip, Armitage's father. He was an M.I. 6 inventor...he built the suit for her as a birthday present, aware of the rough she was likely to have in the eventuality of his death. Well anyway we guarded a top secret birthday present in Smurf costumes for the night. Men dressed up as a big blue people with machine guns. Lo and behold it was the same night as the raid from a terrorist faction called "Black Devil" A fight broke out that night in the midnight hours and we managed to avert a raid attempt to steal the cache case. We caught them and subdoed them, managing to take them prisoner. Interogating them, they said "What the fuck is this desert disneyland?" Another said "These pigs must die like dogs, not costumed cartoon characters. " The guard then told him, he was from the South, "Maybe we should have dressed up as "Mortal Kombat" characters? Or something American Infidel like that?"
Just like my troops to want me to be more rough and rugged from now on...

Pick Asidz: Love Elementel

Loca: Trax made friends with aliens who come down in tiny ships little drone ships to visit. They are etherial in matter, shaped and sized like a little sentient cloud with bio-organical compositions. They always make the rooms so smoky and love to bring over spaceweed with them. Trax says spaceweed is the best galactic chronic and is the best high in the galazy. Next to getting microwaved zapped by one of them. They like to play with my mechanicals against my will and turn my force field off and on thinking it will make me horny. Trax gets so jealous that they will whip out big space penises out of thin air and molest me. Cute, but how are they gonna procreate with humans? Honey, bring down the little green men...

Pick Asidz: Locamotional

Loca: (Confabulating to Trax about her origins)
Traxy did you know who made me other than B-child and the Lokx?

Trax: I don't know sweety...

Loca: Well let me tell you a story...I was invented by a Vampire named Estonian, that is what you don't know...as all my mechanicals are fed by hemoelectrosis and I feed like a Vampire to energize my systems. I need fresh blood to run my matrices of compression and datalink as my capacitors run of the red blood cell breakdown.

Trax: So you are a vampire/android?

Loca: I associate my hemioaccelerations with the vampiric splendor of the neutronobat, what Estonian called me, his prototype "neutronobat".

Trax: What am I then just your average half wulf?

Loca: That is what I'm telling you is to not get me too Locamotional or I'll bite...

Trax: Can your system process the hookworms in my blood?

Loca: Can Cottage Hospital?

Pick Asidz: Nightbringers are ninja too..?

Veronica: Nightbringer Core has been around for near a millenia, since the dawn of King Arthur's Round Table. They adapted through time into what they are today. Seperate factions of the "DreamKnightz" and "VoidKnightz" organizations. It is the Asian faction of turned Christians who were raised along side the court in Camelonian style, who were also present during ancient times. They served as adepts in the ancient arts of mixed Karate/Kung Fu/ Ninjitsu styles, as they were bodyguards and warriors of New Camelot. They were also servants of King Arthur in matters of affairs of the East Orient. Some were trained by Merlin to the red practice of conjuring and summoning, as those became the true DreamKnightz of today. Some split off into light arcane practice and others the dark arcane with it's deathly incantments. They were called the Catavultians and the Void Ninja. The void ninja are nefarious as to the Catavultians who are more like Samurai with light arcane majicks. These two factions obey the Nightbringer Org. and still act as bodyguards to our most important member factions...

Pick Asidz: Mompole Tromple To: carrie fisher

Veronica: The cat is out of the cradle
Said the Baby in the light
The avenues are ladeled
With the vampires in the night
Alternatives to action
Stand at infection
To rogues on the horns
Leading misdirections
No habitat for humility
No place to unwind
Just a quarrel worth of solution
Taken to me in kind
Hold on to the tin bottle
Hold the grape on the vine
I really like Trax
He is the kid turning water into wine
All his little achievements
Grew so big in time

Pick aside to avoid the snide!

Pick Asidz: Riot to Fry it To: Jay-z

Flipsidz: You hos are falling down like dipshit dominos, with the flat iron of flattery doing your square dot dances...Oh yeah, oh yeah why don;t we put everyone in the ghetto and give them a "get off" guarentee? Duck, duck, snooze I needed to get my finefeathered friend some viagra. Don't cry wolf to momma as idle hands are without promiscuis drama. "Here in the barrio of the bends, lap it up or try it to deny it here in a lovely la la landed wasteland".

Pick Asidz: Cartwheel To: Kirsten Dunst

Loca: You are cavorting with the enema spaced out ranger!

Sicco: Spread em or forget em touche...

Loca: Carniverous is your canvas spacedog Blankster!

Blank: Cool it Cool Aid or I'll tropical punch you!

Loca: You can try, but I'll put 12,000 volts into you with my forcefield if you do!

Blank: Oh bullshit, I can pentrate that "Love Grid"...

Trax: Many men have tried, but at least none have died!

Loca: Tag the tiger and transgress Trax facts. What should I do to try and relax? Sitting here? I'd rather be dreaming in hypnosleep with my little thoughts teeming like a motherleaf.

Pick Asidz: Dead Man Ditch To: Jenna Fisher

Fanfare: Just cause some people want my brother dead for surviving multiple hits, even surviving a bio-contamination by hitmen. He calls himself "The Duke of Biohazard"...what a self disorienting title? I feel like I want to help him lately, with that new screenplay of his "Prack and ride". All these other people are so "deadly" jealous. He publishes it through making his own website on Blagspeck.com. He has a huge crush on that movie actress "Gloria Varnum" aka. Locamotion. I like her, but he is so out of her league in social standings. Mom and her beau, that crazy rapper/artifactz dealer "Blake Upsquire". He calls himself "Nintendu" on the street, but he lives to his own version of a beat. "Tattered down to a foil, misers prattle on about who was more loyal", he says.

Pick Asidz: Blues Cleus To: B-real

Cleu: "Not everybody in California is a bleach blond surfer dude. This isn't Santa's Barber, so Trax is growing his hair out. So we study the migration of the street prince...his highnessty low nasty to the principals of survivalism. "Be your own Doctor" is such a mess in that town, with doctors initiating hits on the poor? Negligence is a crime, that we should all remember? "Party like a dead man"?

Pick Asidz: Cidelicious To: Jason StathamPesticide

Pesticide: So they are telling me that they are gonna give me an android. "Million times better than a hooker" they said, but you have to kill ten people for it. I said, "Look man just don't make it black"! "I hated cabbage patch kids, so make it realistic". I said that in jest, then added or I'll call it a niggerbot and paint it. I'm such a "cracker whacker" Trax? You and your "C3P ho"!