Pick Asidz: Life Crux

Crux: Why are you so damn happy even though you are sick with that so called parisitic infection of yours?

Trax: Just cause you can't see it doesn't mean it's a figment of my dillusional imagination, huh? To answer your question, becuase I have big plans, my man!

Crux: I'm not your man...your stupid girlfriend gives me a woody!

Trax: That is her purpose Starshine!

Crux: You know Asian Men have much more honor than to pre-program their girlfriends?

Trax: That is kind of true...but she came already assembled. As I won that Virtual Impact Contest through that assimulated R.P.G. You know she has her own personality...she is a clone! She used to be a movie star before they Ressurectionized her!

Crux: So the MoonBringers are behind all that?

Trax: Where did you hear that?

Crux: Oh come on...your BioMom loves to fix you up from afar. Veronica is a MoonBringer Moon Witche right?

Trax: Yeah, yeah, yeah...Everybody loves someone more powerful than my little self. Everybody also asks me like I know something that they don't? With her everything is a secret...!

Pick Asidz Sketch 2

Charisma met Flipside because she was held for ransom as a hostage from a rival gang back in the old days-he went against his code and staged a rescue where he offered them black market tech on a new car schematic as a trade-made him want to become a hostage negotiator instead of a gangbanger

Chaos was in the gang called the Hellbringaz-ended up getting into a rumble with Flipside and got shot 9 times-When Hellbringers formed they made him bionic and then he became a cop-same with foundling Point-both corrupt cops

The MoonBringers Org. fund the Gridlockx-led by Jason Moon the Billionare Movie Director and creator of "Star Core"

Locamotion is the number 1 enhanced bio mechanical android

Flipside is not psychic but collects them to help in his pursuit of justice (a la Black Professor X)

Gridlockx-
Cannibal-Clone Doctor
Servo- Technician and Engineer
Brainchild-Child Prodigy- Configurer and Schematical Designer/Engineer
Alexander-Black Market Salesman
Flipside-F.B.I. Hostage Negotiator and Black Market Entreprenaur

Mass Produce androids by using Protoype Aphid- an android designed by rivals "Military Mindz"

Make Nymphbots for Dynamic Starz
Warbots made by Hellbringers and Military Mindz
MoonNinja Android made by Moonbringers
Also make War Mechanicals-suits of neuron stimulated armour

Voodooplex-
Led by Grandpa and Grandma Voodoo-Blank's Grandparents
Grandpa Voodoo is Houngon
Grandma Voodoo is Bokor

Impactual RPG is where millions of onliners competed for first, second and third prize of Androids-I.V.R. game-to replace old idea of Virtual Chess

Armitage is a former female green beret-now pimp and mercenary

Pick Asidz: Blankz "Resident Anal"

Cast:

Kiss Head Keeled-Chris Redfield

Fill Swollen Behind-Jill Valentine

Towel Press Her-Albert Wesker

etc...

Pick Asidz: Verbatum

Blank: Slut hound.

Loca: Kief Blower!

Blank: Pudding power puffy.

Loca: Asshole Anonymous.

Blank: Mechanical Tyranical.

Loca: Wind up boy!

Blank: Girlzilla...

Loca: Blinkety Blank Blunk.

Blank: You know why the guy calls himself "Slikx"?

Loca: Why?

Blank: Guess?

Loca: Because he is a cum artist?

Blank: Nope...because he has felt the inside of so many vaginas!

Loca: What? Are you joshing?

Blank: Bad word? Nope floats and rains on his cascades!

Loca: You are jealous cause he is the opposite end of the porn spectrometer?

Blank: Just cause I'm underground does not mean he is the reigning "Porn King"!

Loca: You are more like the "Porn Jester"!

Blank: Cut up or shut up Wily Coyote!

Loca: Whatever "Porn Runner"...bleep bleep!

Blank: No sunshine on your flower "Daffy Pill".

Loca: And you are no "Fore Leave Ho Nerd"!

Blank: Oh I get a little nerdy wit gerdy sumtimes.

Loca: You are starting to talk like Trax!

Blank: Silly android Trax is for pids!

Loca: Stupid cupid for robots, eh?

Blank: Or a smelly Hera harem?

Loca: The Zeus is loose!

Blank: Like the new thirst quencher "Mask for her Aid"!

Pick Asidz: Pink Void

Fanfare: What is it like being an android?

Brikx: Well it's like your thing so attached to the tabloids!

Fanfare: How so?

Brikx: Because I run numbers like you run a media marathon!

Fanfare: Really though?

Brikx: Well I remember some stuff from my past life as a model before the Ressurectionis Programme.

Fanfare: Cool being a clone and a computer all in one?

Bikx: About as cool as a fish tank running into a brick wall!

Fanfare: "Like two lost souls living in a fish bowl", you and I?

Brikx: O.K. "Pink Void"!

Fanfare: Do you ever feel like a competitor to Locamotion?

Brikx: Well she got the cute guy with Tricky Trax...

Fanfare: You mean my half brother and the cookoo flock?

Brikx: I wish Sicco could program and upgrade me on the go like Trax does to Loca. I'm kind of antiquated.

Fanfare: Well my brother is a bit of a genius...

Brikx: Sicco is a mental midgit to my widgits!

Fanfare: At least he has the rep for being outspoken.

Brikx: Outspoken and still smoking...his ques are under quarentine.

Fanfare: You mean he ostrocizes the ostriches?

Brikx: And flame broils the flamingos.

Fanfare: Gay guys are like fattening fries...no suprise?

Brikx: And we are two boisterous babes?

Fanfare: No comment...comma chameleon!