To tell you the truth....

To tell you the truth would seem like the ultimate lie
I'm poor right now but later I'll hit the sky
The truth is found with the right payment
So much money So many arrangements
Only someday can I fly away from this stagnacity
Here I've become like a statue of a bad cassidy

Pick Asidz: Truth Handcuffs

Luna: I love your toy, why don't you let me play with it? Is it called sanity?

Trax: Playing them on my griddle like I try to play you on my lover's fiddle.

Luna: Ups and downs are our smiles and their frowns.

Trax: So you are secretly telling me that most people turn on the television when they talk to their voices?

Luna: Baby you the man! I see why Loca tuned in to begin with, but are you now ready to play with both happenstantual fire and ice?

Trax: Well baby you the man...but still the most beautiful woman.

Luna: Well fuck you very much peering in to my thoughts...You are so fragile an egocentric philanthropist protagonist wanna be yourself!

Trax: Freetos, cheetos and wheaties boxes.

Luna: So how would you rate yourself on the "alpha after"?

Trax: Looks category nine. Intelligent quotient infanitized godlike.

Luna: Yee hah suck a rug or tug a lug. You mean your having trouble in Mental Hell? Just give them the real flash Lightbringer in training!

Trax: Shhhh shhh should I take a bow before they try to kill me again? Say Moonbringer...moonbringer!

Nightstand

Night stood
Sun shined
You stared at me all divine
Then asked a question
Like I knew you would
"Tell me again why the night stood"?
I replied with a moonbeam
I saw your light
When you had that thought
Then you replied, "Where can this be bought"?
Nowhere on earth
Only in the dream
That is why the night stood...
Cause you ate the ice cream!

Saving Yourself encourages courage...

Don't people hate it when they are told to do everything by and for themselves?
Play your own doctor, lawyer, policeman and advocate...
It seems impossible...
But as far as the bugs go...hey it's do or die due to malpractice mania in California.
So I managed to almost fully cure myself-with the help of a p.c.p. (private care physician).
Yes there are bugs here in California...invisible ones that I call KARTHOPODS.
They are like judges of good and evil.
But forget about that...every judge can be turned corrupt.
How do you get rid of them????????
The main answer is Garlic Powder!!!!!!
You have to endure some pain...in the plain sense of the word by sticking garlic powder in each orifice of your body.
Easier for women then men....

Pick Asidz: Doorknob Dildo To: Brad Pitt

Slikx: You know how many women want to fuck me?
I can't count that high I don't think, but I can count how many shots
I can manage in one day...
As a porn conoseur you have to practice "Tantra"!
(That means things down your pee holes boys...)
Girls are used to that, we simply are not!
But anyway I consider myself a meat artist...
Meat vs. Machines...touche!
Those darn nymphotic androids that they are selling on the "Black Markete" these days...
Flipsidz is such a two face that he does both legitimate and non-legitimate enterprises all the while posing as the poster boy for the F.B.I.
I do the same using Blank as my decoy in the underground while "The Adulterer" is mainstream.
You know I first saw "Playboy" and had to be Hugh Heff...
Like a crackhead needs a tater tot...
So bitches and cat bitches come as they go, but one thing remains constant!
You might think you are going to touch the goods, but most I leave with a "Doorknob Dildo".

Pick Asidz: Low and be cold

Trax: Don't sugar coat me like I ain't a sugar cookie already dude!

Blank: If this woman isn't as delicious as she is vicious then I'm a little suspicious...

Trax: But the apple falls on the come around?

Blank: True blue with a golden hue!

Trax: That fits like gold and blue mountain do my man...

Blank: So is it Luna that lady luck shines upon?

Trax: Yes but the red rocket wants more money in my pocket...So I say lady luck is still looking is all I have to say what. If she doesn't realize that stackers aren't just fat losers eating potato flips. Do you know where her emotion is?

Blank: Probably in her shoulder holster my man!

Trax: My man and his tin can stinging duets...please do not repeat that to Loca!

Pick Asidz: Light the Switch

Blank: Hey Slikx...what did you think about newcomer "Sandra Flex"?

Slikx: Oh looking at her got my dick so hard I thought I was a retard!

Blank: Yeah I think we should make porn baseball cards man!

Slikx: Sin paper...I like it! You in the Voodooplex practice three spheres while in the Hellbringers there are the eight levels.

Blank: Yeah like I was saying "Pick a card, any old card"!

Slikx: Now that you mention cards...Andromeda has been playing "Virtual Tarot" on the impact clairvoyencizer at Gridlockx Central. She says she will not stop until she can read the future through the cards...

Blank: Well doesn't that itch to light your switch...!

Pick Asidz: Thermometer in Hell?

Monologue:

Trax: Turn up the heat and it's like an incubator for a parasitic infection before it goes critical.
No medical treatment even though I have Medi-Care and CenCal?
What is this so unbecoming a big boom infectious hate em mode?
I know who started the fire, he is anything but an extinguisher!
So I carry on...don't be stupid and ask the thin air, "Why doesn't he kill himself"?
I've got things to live for like my own Thermometers of success.
Believe you me I'm a self made entreprenaur.
But if you think this trophy kid owes anybody anything then you are straightforward wrong!
They say "How do I get noticed"?
I'm the show baby...
Been one for more than ten years...
Fatal attractions...
Just get to the bottom line....
I'm the reliable and honest one...
Even tempered and complacent in Hell made limbo...

Pick Asidz: Living the high life...with a bunch of low lives?

Blank: Tell me something Clyde?
People give charity to good people right?
They don't ostrocize or pick and choose?

Clyde: Bad when the needy become the greedy methinks!

Cleu: Good people aren't always right or flying a rich kite...

Clyde: So who is the best of us?
(In unison) Trax!

Blank: I want to shed some light on the fact that Trax is chicano.

Cleu: Chicano what does that mean?
Like el pollo loco?

Enter Crux...

Crux: It means mutts who they say are the strongest kinds!

Blank: Where did you come from el asian loca?

Crux: The canine preserve, where else?
All those little doggies crying for steak
So we figure T-Wreker as a T-bone.

Cleu: Or an underground Tivo.

Blank: Like the freaking sign says," Feed the Cats"!
I kind of like petting the wolves better.

Crux: Or in Trax's case the beach finally putting up signs saying,
"No illegal camping".

Cleu: Or illegal cat babies...it's all archaic and medieval...I just want to ask Luna if table scraps
Are worth being used as a napkin?

Blank: Uh Go Army...the quicker picker upper!