Sunday, June 8, 2008

Pick Asidz: Porn and good charma

Slikx: So you made the decision you want to be a porn star Charma? Why do I think you came to that decision rather hastily?

Charma: Well the other chicks I know are underground with it, but I thought with you and the Dynamic Starz Consortium, I could go mainstream.

Slikx: Don't you have two children? You want them to see you screwing other men?

Charma: Well I don't have a definative boyfriend right now, so I thought whose gonna care as long as I pay the bills.

Slikx: Why don't you stay in the fine actress field like Locamotion who we have come to many times with offers?

Charma: Because I want to pick who I can make the movie with and I think I'm charmed and destined distinguished by Trax. I know Locamotion is too...

Slikx: Would you be willing to do a two on one with that kid? I would pay you a million cause your into the kiddy jingles and cartoon stuff.

Charma: Would you like me to bless you too?

Slikx: I hear that you are some kind of white witch psychic or sumthing?

Charma: I am what I am, said charmeye the sailor girl...

Calls up Loca on her cell...

Charma: Loca Slikx at the D starz just asked us if we would do a two on one scene with Trax?

Loca: Are you crazy? You want me to share my sugar cube?

Charma: He is offering a three way split on a million dollars.

Slikx: (On speakerphone)-The women get paid more so make it less for the man.

Locamotion: Censure my whole venture...

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