Cell phone conversation...
Slikx: Who is the centerfold today?
Playground: Does it matter so much as long as she is ripe?
Slikx: Yeah it matters to me you obnoxious moron, I actually care about these women.
Playground: Okay, okay it's Loretta Long.
Slikx: So did you highlight her eccentricities?
Playground: Yes I did...but her encouragement didn't come with a bonus.
Slikx: Give her a ground rule for starters.
Playground: What does that entail?
Slikx: It entails a crimson wagon if that is what only you can comprehend, sailor boy.
Playground: Do you like these women more than your associates?
Slikx: Sometimes and then they always have to remind me that I'm a man.
Playground: Yep, I feel the same way...but I'm more a go getter than some of these low lifes.
Slikx: You are more of a go getter, but you don't get naked and screwed in front of a camera.
Playground: I guess that is your liberal viewpoint, I am still a republican and a conservative.
Slikx: Yeah I'm a democrat and rich...liberal is not the way I describe it though. It's more like conventional.
Playground: Take time to make time for trial and error?
Slikx: Or spend time looking at your reflection in their eyes.
Playground: Wisdom is in the warrior...I guess!
Slikx: What would you know about that?
Playground: I know what they tell me.
Slikx: And who are you listening to? You can ask these women some questions, please.
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