Pick Aside Theme Song: I'm writing Pick Aside. You think your gonna slide. You try to run and hide, but you know that you need this. Wake up in the rain. Life is pretty plain. Through my own disdain. A platter to feed this. Crooked as the sun. Or light from the gun. Finished then your done. You plant and deweed this. Steer into a fane. Partial to the gain. Lift me with a crane. Cauter my bleeding. Toying with the mouse. In a cheese built house. Seething with the douse. A playschool of purpose. The Duets are cool. Take me to school. The Lockx have the tools. Bending and weaving. Cater to the moves. Blow through the grooves. Search for the luves. Picking at my attention...
Blank: So Trax how is that new song "Dog Sea Love" going for your band "Wyvern Wulf"?
Trax: Well it's reminds me of a pussy eating contest sponsored by Oscar Meyer Weiner Snitzel...
Blank: No really dude?
Trax: Are you going to throw me in the dungeon?
Blank: No I wanna hear you sing! Didn't that band start of as "The Rectal Terradectyls"?
Trax: Yeah but I didn't want people to think I was gay!
Blank: Dubie doobie doo...
Trax: Yeah I used to spark in the park, but then they started filtering the ashtrays.
Blank: What the hell is wrong with your dog? I just had to ask...
Trax: I think he is possessed by the demonic ghost of Cereberus or sumthing! He used to be a golden retriever and now he is like glowing red with flaming eyes. He is a Hel Dogg to the extreme!
Blank: I know cause I put a spell on him...hardy ho there!
Well I know my name is Joshua. My parasitic infection really is true...doo doo. Won't you help me, help me, help me,...cause what if the medical industry does this to you?
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