Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Pick Asidz: The Naked Truth

Selene: I'm a little claustrophobic...shooting a porn scene in a closet was somebody brilliant's idea!

Brikx: Well at least you have access to a change of wardrobe if need be.

Armitage: You sill little slut twits, when are you going to learn that working for Slikx over Blank is like the Macy's Day Parade of porn?

Selene: "The Adulterer" is pretty heavy duty!

Brikx: But Blank is underground, you can't compare him to Slikx.

Armitage: So underground he smelt like a sewer. Teenage Mutant Ninja Blankman.

Selene: Poor pity pot your drawing a line through my dot. Since when did we all line up for breadcrumbs?

Armitage: Pass the saltines baby...I'd rather be eating fish and chips, but I bet I could bite a piece of chocolate when I think of Blank. Did you hear he jumped in with the mechanical "Jaws" shark at Universal? Next he wants to do Sea World!

Brikx: Pass the poorage Golditricks!

Selene: Or at least spike the punch.

Armitage: Nothing is cooler than a twelve inch ruler, pursuant panty hose and a bullwhip!

Brikx: How about edible underwear at a Gynocologist's office?

Selene: How bout a snowflake in the desert? How about a Camel in the North Pole?

Armitage: I think I'll skip the interlude and bleach my pubes...

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