Catapult: Do this next scene and I'll give you a cookie!
Brikx: I'd rather you give me a banana...
Catapult: Is that the "fruit of the loon"?
Selene: Better that than frozen spooj on a stick!
Catapult: If I give you a banana, will you do a scene with "King Dong"?
Brikx: I'd rather tickle "Godzilla" for radioactive penis posture's posterity!
Selene: What about a fight scene between the "Jolly Green Giant" and Super Penis?
Brikx: I hear the giant isn't so jolly when his pants are down.
Selene: Why does god put small penises on the really good looking and really big guys?
Catapult: Because nobody is perfect and this business is bereft of an ogre's orphanage, to put it bluntly.
Selene: How come you wear that silly beret and have that soul patch with a cigarette holder in hand?
Catapult: How come the sun shines on silly people? It's my style...like noir of pornology. Get it scat cat?
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