Charisma: Replace me with an android? Oh you crazy bastard...I'm a gonna cut you!
(running around the kitchen with a butcher knife)
Flipsidz: If you cut me would I bleed psychically? Or would you send out a distress call to an ambulance telepathically?
Charisma: I'm not the telepath...you want one of those then go be gay with Trax!
Flipsidz: I've been hearing about this porn producer named "Catapult" lately. They say he is telekinectic? Could you read him for me?
Charisma: Yeah I heard he went to the porn store and assualted people with flying dildos.
Flipsidz: Gotta love a psychic comedian...
Charisma: What about that guy "Cannibal"? What has he been cooking up lately?
Flipsidz: Well Trax asked him if he could clone his dog "Lazarus" and give him wings to spite Mr. Blank! He keeps casting Voddoo spells on that poor mutt.
Charisma: That is evil...Blank is some kind of cancor sore in the mouth of the Lightbringers.
Flipsidz: Yeah but it's kind of funny...attacking a wolf persons dog. He figures the bond between them is too strong.
Charisma: What kind of dog is it?
Flipsidz: It used to be a golden retriever, but now it breathes fire and has flaming horns or sumthing. Trax gets that crazy cabbie guy Lazlo to take care of it. He says that middle easterns are used to flaming mutts from hell.
Charisma: Yeah just like our current president!
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