Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Pick Asidz: Porn Favor

Pesticide: I hate how all these porn stars have vendettas against the "real" movie stars. They are like kill this one and that. Then I ask, "how are you going to pay me?" They then answer "In sugar baby!" Don't they realize that they are only putting a price on their heads instead? I hang out with them way too much...but they are fun to a sociopath. They rent things from you like normal people, but yet they put pride in the abnormal, as they seem to have obscure fetishes. The more I hang or hang out with them, I find that they are all competing to be in "The Adulterer Magazine", run by some smut jock who calls himself Slikx, the porn acquestrian. What kind of name is that anyway? I mean at least he is a white guy and all, but he supposedly started the magazine while he was in his teens. That is taking a wet dream to the extreme! He probably heard that it was lucrative while stimulating a consequential reaction. Us hitmen hate the ideas of teen prodigys? Yet worship them at the same time?

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