Saturday, September 6, 2008

Pick Asidz: Invisible Spyders and Night Ryders

Streetz: You know they call your best friend "the real spiderman" not only under their breath, but to his face as well?

Crux: Yeah that is common enough...most people treat Trax like an object over a human being! Andreas taste gooed nebishes...is what Trax probably thinks to himself subconsciously.

Streetz: It must be hell for a supposed schizophrenic with an invisible spider infestation in his body? Do you concur? I hear a cop gave him a biocontaminated ticket when he was homeless?

Crux: Yeah you shouldn't never take tickets from cops with gloves on in California or something?

Streetz: What are people supposed to do then?

Crux: I don't know...but don't listen to Johnny Blue Bio-contamination!

Streetz: So let's get off the subject of that kid and tell me about yourself. What about this gang or whatever you are in?

Crux: The Capitulating Duets?

Streetz: Yeah I hear they have a love/hate relationship with some other gang called "the Gridlockx"? Is that just a west coast/east coast thang?

Crux: Well that is easy...we both stemmed from street gangs. The basic differentials are that the Lockx are in technology and the Duets are into the supernatural.

Streetz: How so?

Crux: Well the Duets collect spellbooks and arcanum artifacts, which we call "artifactuals".

Streetz: How do you get your hands on them?

Crux: The underground is full of relics dealers and social miscreant misfits dealing in power flowers.

Streetz: Power Flowers?

Crux: Yeah idealism that doesn't become socially acceptable and stands correctable G.

Streetz: Ok. back to that biocontaminatory thing...it's kind of eating at me. Bio-contamination attracts mutant insects?

Crux: I guess...I'm thinking about asking the Lockx for a hazmat suit with my name on it. Toxic waste dimple on my sin.

Streetz: You people in the Duets love puns?

Crux: Yeah Army ie: Armitage, calls it "bending the verb"!

Streetz: Well I call it a superflous slurpee!

Crux: Yeah too each what they can condone.

Streetz: It seems pignorance is bliss?

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