Monday, September 8, 2008

Pick Asidz: TeleConfection

Catapult: Being a psychic telekinetic is like being a kid at a candy store. It didn't fully develop with me until I was in my 30's...now 40 I can control it more. Mixed in with the aspect of pornography I have a lot of fun with with it. I always move the camera to different angles with my mind in the course of filming. I also tickle people and I can arouse women without them knowing where it comes from. I do however have some morals to try and keep it a secret. Slikx and Andromeda know, but not my solicited casts. I love the fact of suprise elements to my extravagent flair. I use the look of the old silent movie director as taboo to harness an elementary vision I have. It takes a lot of out of me when I use my power. Aliens have it easy...
So I would think. But I always like the joke about the expandable penis and the clapping man. I kinda wish I was a stretchy guy instead of being a telekinetic. The camera is a friend and enemy as I teeter tot towards a didactic destination.

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