Steven Spielberg Movie Jokes and etc.

Jaws

1) Why did Jaws eat the Captain?

Because he wasn't his chum.

2)Why didn't the "Jaws" ship have a cabin boy?

Because he would have been "first bait".

3) What do you call a shark on Chrismas?

"Santa Jaws".

Transformers

1) What did Optimus call Bumblebee after he drank a 40?

"Fumblepee"

2) Why is Santa Barbara like Cybertron?

Cause there are so many robots at the hospital.

3) Who is the Decepticon who gives out biocontaminated Tickets?

Officer Honatron.

4) The people we listen to on "Hitman Illegal Radio", Mike and Jen Connor are the "DeceptiConnors" and the cops are the "Autocops".

E.T.

1) What did E.T. say in the Cadillac?

E.T. Phony Chrome.

2) Why is Reese Witherspoon like E.T?

Cause she calls down the mothership.

3) In what magazine are both Reese Witherspoon and E.T?

Cosmoterrestrial.

Random

1) What do you call a red haired Puerto Rican?

A Puerto Redcan.

2) What do you call a "Hot Wheels" exotic sports car?

A Lamboteeny.

3) Why did Reese Witherspoon call Cosmopolitan the bible?

Cause she like Morman Margheritas.