Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Pick Asidz: Oil Slikx 2

Slikx: Remember the game "Spyhunter" back in the day Meda?



Andromeda: Why? Are you going to smokescreen me?



Slikx: Oh I already screened you baby! Anyway that is where I got my nickname from! The Oil Slick maneuver.



Andromeda: I thought it was because of all the lost semen.



Slikx: And you didn't let them drown?



Andromeda: Whatever! Just cause you are a blond does not mean you are the "God of Porn".



Slikx: What made you think that I wasn't?



Andromeda: Dyanisus squeezed grapes in limbo sometimes.



Slikx: And Zeus had a Hercutrax?



Andromeda: You and your nephew that you see once in a blue moon? Why don't you make him a porn star if you love him so much? Oh let me think for you...because the girls say he is too small and pester one another? How would they know until they tried?



Slikx: Anyway, in that regard away we go! Pester Uncle Fester is not "Dirty Harry". I know better baby, he should be a "real" movie star. He was good at acting..."real" acting.



Andromeda: Maybe you should give him some gloryhounds playboy? You are so afraid and yet inquisitive about his powers.



Slikx: Whatever...leave it to the Black people?



Andromeda: Do you realize what color he is?



Slikx: A mutt in need of a slut? Queen Beefer still?



Andromeda: Nope...he has a new vixen in wait ready to postmark.



Slikx: I hear she calls herself "Locamotion"?



Andromeda: Gloria Varnum is her real name.

Slikx: Varnum and daily from a humanistic automaton.

Andromeda: Do me a favor...if you see her be nice and call her a Synthetica.

Slikx: Ressurectionis Program prodigy...maybe I'll do that to myself when I die!

Andromeda: The adulterer sepulchifer...baby you so fine.

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