Pick Asidz: The Cat's Catastrophe

Fanfare: She fucking called me "overzealous" and "overmaliable"! I swear sometimes I feel like getting a paddle for my own mother like a fraternizing sorority sister. Just cause I care about the brother I never met? "I tried to keep him a secret", that is her excuse? You fucking bitch! What if i was left to the maid's devices? "I was older when i had you"...that is what she says? "But you were a movie star", that is what I say. "Does the world have to blow up or a heavenly pegasus have to appear for you to ride over to him?" (Like that would happen for her...) Sun...son? Soon...sune? What the hell is wrong with everybody around me? "Shut up and get used to it", she says!