Friday, October 17, 2008

Pick Asidz: Meter Made

Blank: You can't be a good "Duet" stuck in neutral Trax!

Trax: But my motto is "never pick a side"!

Blank: Too bad for that load of crap...are you with us or are you a deadweight?

Clyde: Deadweights wear cement sandals...(mocking) Wolf Boy. What do you call a wolf in the mafia? Lunus Mafiosus. What do you call a great cat in the mafia? Gatus don't point at us. The Black Mob doesn't need to associate with another honkey mutt, if you catch my driftwood!

Cleu: Like taking bloody vitamins with visceral healthshake handshakes?

Clyde: No, more like working out in a mousaleum so the zombies can tell you how buff you are.

Crux: Zombies like it when you do crossbone puzzles...

Blank: No stupid, that is like saying pirates like pilates.

Clyde: You both got it wrong, that is like saying I cut my butter with a guilotine.

Trax: (Trying to change the subject) Sucker punch a slut and you better hold on to your favorite nut...

Blank: Or mix vinegar with oil and call it a duce doush dash! It's like you can't even take out the trash anymore without bumping into some mad sucka who wants to bumper hug with a parking ticket attached to his ass.

Clyde: Does that have something to do with the fact that you made a meter maid into an underground porn star?

Blank: Kinda, I told her to picket the tickets and get with the bump and grind.

Cleu: Did she frisk her John for outstanding parking violations? Or did she send him to driving school naked?

Crux: I bet he wanted to stick that parking rod up her muffler?

Blank: Or steal her go cart thang...what would you call the name for the sex club in a meter maid cart?

Cleu: The mile low club?

Clyde: More like the illegal parking perplexity of purpose. The only question would be, "who let Trax's neutrality perform homogenous homicides on go cart get away cars"?

Crux: Imagine stealing one of those things for a joyride?

Blank: Yeah it would end up like the O.J. Bart Simpson of car chases!

"180 on an undercover stormtrooper"-"Force Unleashed"-Cell Phone Game

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