Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Pick Asidz: I used to want dem apples

Trax: I used to want to be a porn star growing up...probably cause I masturbated so much I knew the porn stars by name. You know my uncle Slikx is a porn producer? He totally rejected me due to the fact that I have a six and a half inch penis. "Needs to be 2 inches bigger", he said. So then I met Mr. Blank as time rolled past, and his underground porn laboratory accepted me. After I did the one porn scene, I became a gigalo with the older women. They all love young and handsome. Especially the rich older women who you have to have manners for. I made some money that way...Lightbringaz gigalo on the prowl. It's cool how when you get cultured by women your light powers get broader. That I found out through trial and error. But I owe Blank more than Slikx for that opportunity and all hail the "Capitulating Duetz"!

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