Alexander: So you came here to find some personality viagra?
Sicco: Yeah I lost a V.R. Chess contest to some kid named "Fax" or sumthing crazy whatever his name was. But the little asshole pissed me off as he won the state of the art synthdroid from "Data Dine Corp".
Alexander: Yeah that is a gridlokx front corp, quit whining or I'll butt rape you with a kazoo! I have a new model if you want it, but you have to advertise Data Dine Corp on your radio show, o.k.?
Sicco: I can't just blurb it, but I can let is slip out somehow, you see I need the station's permission.
Alexander: Permission under conditions ain't my problem!
Sicco: Hell yeah shabba.
Alexander: We made her out of a burn victim who died in an airplane crash. She is kind of loopy and sometimes says things backwards and out of whack. We call her "Brikxy"...
Sicco: How so?
Alexander: Well she says "Olleh" instead of "hello" if you catch my drifting lifting you up on this technological muscle fest.
Sicco: Like "dog" instead of "god"?
Alexander: Kinda like that, but she is pretty and she got her name cause of the burns...
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