Blank: My daughter just asked me, "Daddy do snakes fart"?
I told her no, "because they would turn into reptilian baloons".
Clyde: Like my girlfriend when she is pregnant? Right Blank? Anyway speaking of our kids, my son had a question about "Barbie and Ken's" genetalia...so I thought of "Baby I'm gonna love you like a Ken doll!" "But damnit Barbie I can't get it up!" "I've got no penis to come between us".
Blank: Ha, ha , ha scumpop. I heard one the other day, some jerky was saying " You bitch...you are cookoo for cocoa cocks". So I said to them "Yeah and I'm "Count Chocula". They then had a dumbfounded expression on their face. I love reprimanding people...remember "Mad Magazine's" snappy answers to stupid white people?
Clyde: That is genius! Do you know the funny thing about mob guys is that if they don't carry a piece, they carry a comb? Like you can shoot the bristles off that thing.
Blank: What is an apprendobim for "Bambi"?
Clyde: What? Bambina or sumthing?
Cleu: No fawn leprochaun fool!
Sicco: How about "deer queer"? Does Crux have horns?
Blank: Or maybe I should get some venison medecine for Trax?
Crux: How about "Fawnzi"? Is eye candy an optometrist gigalo?
Blank: No more like a gynocologist with his own "pussy thermometer".
Clyde: Reminded by the leprochaun thing, I thought up "magically deerlicious"!
Sicco: Hey Blankmaster...do you want to play some "Pretty Ho" games?
Blank: With one sucking my joystick and massaging my buttons?
Sicco: Or maybe we could play with "asterdroids" and "Dog her"?
Clyde: How bout cut the androids some "slack man"?
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