Loca: Some billionaress asian chick is into Trax because he made all that money online. He told me about it after his dreams last night.
Armitage: What are you afraid of? Being put back in a closet and having no one to play with your buttons?
Loca: Well I'm more beautiful, but she has a cruise ship that is so big that they race motokross aboard it.
Armitage: Don't you think that is a little fictitious? You take Trax's dreams way too seriously.
Loca: Well he calls himself a "dreampath"!
Armitage: Oh yeah, I'm just waiting for Trax to call himself "Jesus" and you would go on believing him?
Loca: Army what if you were mechanical and the guy they gave you to was a megalomaniac?
Armitage: I was just joshing sweety...you must be projecting from your past life! It isn't as if Trax were some bad guy from a "James Bond" film or sumthing is it?
Loca: No I guess not, but do you think he would keep me if Blank somehow managed to make him evil?
Armitage: Yeah, yeah and George Bush Jr. is cloning Santa Claus to deliver oil to all the good little boys and girls!
Loca: I'd like that...go "Bushy Tushy"!
Armitage: Yeah, yeah and poor Conniption sweeps up squishy mushy from the porn store. I guess that stuff is like man oil?
Loca: Such a precious commodity to a robot...anyway it just clogs up my mechanicals. B-child is making me a way to deal with that...he promised. (Yet I'm not supposed to to talk about that stuff to a 14 year old his Mom told me...)
Armitage: Yeah she'll use white magic to electrify you somehow, ever since they made you watertight.
Loca: Yeah but I am the most beautiful pseudo "Frankenstein"!
Armitage: And aren't I the most beautiful pimpette with a nine? But you can't even recite Trax's poetry, yet you say you love him and it so much?
Loca: Well I'm a ditzy android...
Armitage: Why don't you ask Brainchild to fix that instead of your vagina problem? You would have never played the "Be Real" game if you weren't a robot!
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