Selene: I think you are like a new game I invented Army...it's called "Bimbo"...you play it with monopoly money earned illegally, a sorry game piece stolen from a little kid, a risk board from Alcatraz, and "no clue" cards.
Blank: Get your sorry playing ass back on set so some stud can play "poke her"!
Selene: What about a game called "Grafitti" where you draw tags and then spray them onto yourself using cut outs.
Armitage: You ever try getting dye out of your hair before? Spray paint is toxic...you are nuttier than a fruitcake Leeny.
Selene: Maybe I could invent a new kind of condom called "funny face peniscoats" where the head on them is some cartoon character or sumthing?
Armitage: Your funny face is gonna be painted on my harley and then I'm gonna give it to a flop shop.
Selene: You think my ideas are flops? I kinda want to get out of porn with them...
Armitage: Have you ever heard of that crazy woman "Conniption" yet? She runs the largest porn store in California, but she adores Slikx and wouldn't give Blank the time of day.
Selene: Yeah I hear they call that place "Porn Candy Warehouse"!
Armitage: Slikx has all these crazy new ideas for new sex toys. Like a porn "transformer" robot in the shape of a vagina or a penis. Then he also has one called a "Mr. Penishead" to replace the old "Mr. Potatohead", he grew up with as a kid. Then he also wanted to use those squeezy goo toys and turn them into novelty dildos. Andromeda came up with the "DildoPhone", a dildo cellphone.
Selene: That would be cool, how much would roaming fees be? Or penis to vagina long distance? Could you feel me now? Like a "Verizon" suprising feature?
Armitage: The coolest thing about about the "Porn Candy Warehouse" is that they offer a place called the "Lavish Lounge". Which is an environmental holographic exchange factor room which changes scenery and environmental climates while it's clientele engage in sexual activity.
Selene: Yeah I heard Eye Candy guards the door like he own the place? He told me a secret that the room rains jizz in the holographic springtime.
Armitage: And what does it snow? Holographic condoms?
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