Loca: You have a bushy tushy Trax...
Trax: What is my ass you're new chia pet?
Loca: Yeah I want to plant a kiss on it.
Trax: Or get me a minature lawnmower?
Loca: Trax do you love me?
Trax: Let me guess..? You think I would have loved you more in your former life? I think you wouldn't have even noticed me...
Loca: So now I'm an anonymous android?
Trax: And I'm an androgenous man boy...
Loca: Why don't you just program me to speak "jive monkey"?
Trax: You mean cause I hang out with so many African Americans? But baby I make you so homely with those "prose clothes"?
Loca: Well if they are black I feel like giving them the "N-Bird"!
Trax: What is that?
Loca: It's a chocolate covered middle finger.
Trax: That is a little racist "honkeybot"!
Loca: What about the mulatto president?
Trax: Oh I'd like to let him in on that pinky thing I do.
Loca: Which one?
Trax: I'm not talking about on you...what do you think that one means like a good little "Loca Quotient"?
Loca: It means on to you boo boo...
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