Slikx: I want to tell you a story of Andromeda and Trax:
When Trax was a teenager he was somewhat of a thespian, in all the high school plays and such. Well Andromeda came up with this idea for a sex ed play and pitched it to his teachers. Of course this was before the android girlfriend and stuff, you see, my nephew was quite the outcast and needed to make friends. Andromeda, my high school sweetheart, said that a novelty play was just what he needed to get popular a little. So they performed what she called, "Sex Ed Ted". It was where all the characters dressed in costumes of either contraceptive devices and genetalia. (The poor kid that played the erect penis was too into himself.) But anyway Trax was a scented condom who at the end found out he was bubblegum flavored. I like the part when the spermacide kid said, "Make my day spunk". Anyway the vagina twins seemed to like the rigged condom guy more then Trax to fool people and then Trax came out the winner in case of felatio. So Andromeda made Trax a warranty label and a contraceptive fortune like a condon fortune cookie. It read " Use one of these for a promise of good fortune, but try not to chomp and try to blow a bubble airhead." Trax hated that part, but ended up making out with the antipregnancy pill girl who stayed in character.
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