Gen. Murphy: (at microphone of Army base in front of troopers at a social engagement)
Hello and good day troops. I know this war is like fitting in to a two inch condom when you've got a big johnson. Or trying to play with yourself with your mouth and end up pulling your back out. But stay sharp, just think of the duck that walked into a bar and said he had a "quack" in his glass. Or the same duck going to the psychiatrist after and telling him off. Seriously though we are fighters in this war and might as well keep busy at it. So keep your guns as clean as your women. No dildo bayonets, which seem to keep springing to fashion. Or squirt gun substitutes for a rifle, o.k.? Don't ask me any questions of "how to" at this point either. I just keep on keeping on...
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