Saturday, August 23, 2008

Pick Asidz: The Concrete Constable

Trax: This is the coolest bar in L.A., Loca, I'm telling you.

Loca: Well then why is it so remotely located?

Trax: Cause it's the only place to get away from the drama.

Loca: Well then where is the con in that? Let's go and reconoiter, shall we?

Trax: Yes we shall. But first I have to say hello to T-Wreker the bouncer who works both here and at the "Ravenous Raddish".

Loca: Yeah he is that former navy seal turned pro football player, now bouncer and bodyguard.

Trax: Yeah he knew Flipsidz in the core.

Walking In....

T-Wreker-So it's the tooth fairy and tinkerbell!

Trax: Hey Wrek, been working out? How about telling me twenty ways to kill a man like last week?

T-Wreker: Nope, today I want to apologize for my hormonal rapture. Who is the lady?

Trax: This is codename Locamotion!

T-Wreker: What is she? Like a robot or sumthing?

Trax: (Whispering in his ear)- I don't want to hurt her feelings cause she thinks I'm her boyfriend. Brainchild and Servo created her. Shhh it's a secret!
(Talking out loud again)-No just kidding dude, she is as real as you or me...
(Trax shaking head)

T-Wreker: Hey Loca, do you chug like a choo choo?

Loca: Is he saying bad things about me again?

T-Wreker: Nope, but he mentioned that you are a little mechanically inclined.

Loca: Let's keep that a secret cause you don't compute.

Trax: She is really a "nymphbot"!

T-Wreker: Yeah I heard that Flipsidz and the "Lockx" are selling I.V.R. (Impactual Virtual Reality) products and dreampods?

Trax: Yup and porn I.V.R. that acts as a single man's wet dream.

(The "real andrias" I'm trying to get rid of...not catch! This isn't the invisible spider version of "Pokemon"!)

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