Sicco: Yeah, yeah...you know about breast feeding right? Well I like to penis feed my girlfriend...
Cleu: Oh yeah, you should lube up those rusty nipples with "Vasoclean" and "W.D. Portly".
Sicco: O.k., another fat joke. I'm going on a "fry it". Cleu aren't you dating a fat girl?
Cleu: She is a "hefty hefty cinch sack" Sicco!
Sicco: Aren't they all on an overweight date? I told you fat girls are horny, didn't I?
Cleu: Yeah I'm her backdoor man. Cause as soon as I lay down the sauce, I resusitate for 15 and then ask for another biscuit.
Sicco: You must be like the race horse "Semen Biscuit"!
Cleu: No I'm more like a pitbull on nitrous...you cracker.
Sicco: Well I'm a "two can slam her". Maybe I'll introduce you to androidal love...it's adjustable.
Cleu: You and that mechanical animal of yours!
Sicco: Nothing like a nympho robot person to spark up your day.
Cleu: Or her button lights to ignite your candle?
Sicco: Push button love is the best kind my friend...but it's hard to rebound with a person who is programmed to love you.
Cleu: Yeah and no make up sex?
Sicco: Nope, just wake up Tex...cowboy needs to steer.
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