Cell phone conversation with Bio-Mom...the enevitable incredible!
Veronica: Prose grammar...is that what you call it? Trax put me on a pedestal and pedal like the Tour de France!
Trax: I feel more like a peddler uncouth playing the fiddle on a griddle...
Veronica: The grid is alive with the sound of smoozic Traxy...when you figure me into the philharmonic!
Trax: So you do love me?
Veronica: Love is half the battle, but environments change the climactic climates.
Trax: And I'm a climactic primate right?
Veronica: You know I feel like a gameshow host on "Wheel of Fortune Cookies"?
Trax: What would my fortune say?
Veronica: Bad if you land on "Pass your turn"!
Trax: Forget about my 15 minutes Mom...Try 5 years of agony!
Veronica: You think living in the limelight is agonizing...?
Trax: You're missing my point...Agony like pagentry?
Veronica: Stop asking stupid questions with snappy answers like I'm "Mom Magazine".
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