Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Pick Asidz: Sexploits

Blank: I just watched an episode of "Sexploits 13" and I wanna go on a field trip.

Charma: What do you want us to do this time my ex and my kids are driving me crazy as they hate and are jealous of you Blank.

Blank: Well I was thinking you all could take a sex quiz starting with Sicco.

Sicco: Oh Blankmaster I think I'm too sexy for this little venture.

Blank: Can it Flatilla the no fun! I want you all to do a phone sex experiment so you can learn to seduce people. Sexual frustration can be eliminated if you follow the right steps.

Loca: You think that I have a sexy enough voice Blank?

Selene: You're too sexy for a strap on or a dihibrilator.

Trax: I wanna do some sound effects and pretend that I'm a "Predator". That should get some of the kinky ones riled up.

Clyde: I think I'll try my chinese accent on some unlucky fortune cookie.

Crux: I think I'll talk Black! "Yo jive monkey you wanna piece of this slurpee"?

Brikx: I think it would be good practice for my porn career.

Cleu: I'm just gonna be myself chulo.

Blank: Well the way you have to do it is through blind faith and a blindfold like always.
It is standard when I take you secret places. Then you can get into the mood, it's kinda like cold calling in sales with a limp donkey. We are all conductors or recievers to the spirit wold.

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