Blank: So we are all here in this jungle to promote the paintball tag method of standard combat. This is to gain your hellbringaz certification.
Trax: But the hellbringaz hate the lightbringaz Blankmaster?
Blank: Just do it Trax and gain some clout with the nightbringaz too...
Flipsidz: So we just lock and load right Blank?
Armitage: We have here the best standard weaponry paintball shell cartridge installed in these custom glocks. You have to wear a vest and a helmut to participate though...I'm rooting for the moonbringaz and the sunseekerz, as they are tied in this division.
Brikx: The Lestropodians are also another team to beat. They are using light neon paint cartridges to Flipsidz team's white ones and Blank's team's black ones.
Selene: Are you sure that this won't hurt too bad if I get hit?
Cleu: You get used to it after a while...the object is to not get hit. This is freaking Malayasia for god's sake.
Clyde: Yeah this is gonna be chill!
Flipsidz: Guerilla warfare without the a killing frenzy attached.
Loca: Does the helmut come with a headphone to talk to other team members?
Armitage: Yup. I am the weapons master in this competition and you can count on the fact that I know what I'm doing...
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