Cleu: What time is it? Gayoclock?
Trax: Yeah it's Sticks Dirty.
Slikx: You can always be the stars boys if you shine my penis with the ladies.
Andromeda: Yeah Traxsan and Cleusan wax on, wax off.
Crux: You know a "Crux" is a constelation?
Trax: Then why don't you take a space vacation on nova.
Crux: Because I'm not twinkle toes you twit.
Andromeda: Yeah I've never seen an asian who could dance very well to Hip Hop.
Trax: I know someone who could twinkle your nose.
Crux: Mary Poppins? Or Black Man's Droppings?
You know it's like people want to paint the moon red in blood...all the war's that don't need to be fought right now?
Cleu: Red Rain coming down...
Trax: Purple rain for black people.
Slikx: You know sharks spit you out after they eat you. Insects don't?
You know my pinky?
Trax: What about it?
Oh nothing...nothing but a power outage of inches.
Trax: And you are the one giving me pointers?
Andromeda: They say birds are the only ones that eat bread all the time. Porn is like a monster bird from hell.
Slikx: You know that is the problem...you always have to one up. Are you insecure or sumthing?
Trax: Yes...and I guess you are insanely more mature physically?
Slikx: When I die I want my Johnson stuffed and mounted...to be used as a fountain pen.
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