Pick Asidz: Dead Man Ditch To: Jenna Fisher

Fanfare: Just cause some people want my brother dead for surviving multiple hits, even surviving a bio-contamination by hitmen. He calls himself "The Duke of Biohazard"...what a self disorienting title? I feel like I want to help him lately, with that new screenplay of his "Prack and ride". All these other people are so "deadly" jealous. He publishes it through making his own website on Blagspeck.com. He has a huge crush on that movie actress "Gloria Varnum" aka. Locamotion. I like her, but he is so out of her league in social standings. Mom and her beau, that crazy rapper/artifactz dealer "Blake Upsquire". He calls himself "Nintendu" on the street, but he lives to his own version of a beat. "Tattered down to a foil, misers prattle on about who was more loyal", he says.