Pick Asidz: I'm in the market for games

Selene: I think you are like a new game I invented Army...it's called "Bimbo"...you play it with monopoly money earned illegally, a sorry game piece stolen from a little kid, a risk board from Alcatraz, and "no clue" cards.

Blank: Get your sorry playing ass back on set so some stud can play "poke her"!

Selene: What about a game called "Grafitti" where you draw tags and then spray them onto yourself using cut outs.

Armitage: You ever try getting dye out of your hair before? Spray paint is toxic...you are nuttier than a fruitcake Leeny.

Selene: Maybe I could invent a new kind of condom called "funny face peniscoats" where the head on them is some cartoon character or sumthing?

Armitage: Your funny face is gonna be painted on my harley and then I'm gonna give it to a flop shop.

Selene: You think my ideas are flops? I kinda want to get out of porn with them...

Armitage: Have you ever heard of that crazy woman "Conniption" yet? She runs the largest porn store in California, but she adores Slikx and wouldn't give Blank the time of day.

Selene: Yeah I hear they call that place "Porn Candy Warehouse"!

Armitage: Slikx has all these crazy new ideas for new sex toys. Like a porn "transformer" robot in the shape of a vagina or a penis. Then he also has one called a "Mr. Penishead" to replace the old "Mr. Potatohead", he grew up with as a kid. Then he also wanted to use those squeezy goo toys and turn them into novelty dildos. Andromeda came up with the "DildoPhone", a dildo cellphone.

Selene: That would be cool, how much would roaming fees be? Or penis to vagina long distance? Could you feel me now? Like a "Verizon" suprising feature?

Armitage: The coolest thing about about the "Porn Candy Warehouse" is that they offer a place called the "Lavish Lounge". Which is an environmental holographic exchange factor room which changes scenery and environmental climates while it's clientele engage in sexual activity.

Selene: Yeah I heard Eye Candy guards the door like he own the place? He told me a secret that the room rains jizz in the holographic springtime.

Armitage: And what does it snow? Holographic condoms?

Pick Asidz: The gamble of finer things

Loca: You have a bushy tushy Trax...

Trax: What is my ass you're new chia pet?

Loca: Yeah I want to plant a kiss on it.

Trax: Or get me a minature lawnmower?

Loca: Trax do you love me?

Trax: Let me guess..? You think I would have loved you more in your former life? I think you wouldn't have even noticed me...

Loca: So now I'm an anonymous android?

Trax: And I'm an androgenous man boy...

Loca: Why don't you just program me to speak "jive monkey"?

Trax: You mean cause I hang out with so many African Americans? But baby I make you so homely with those "prose clothes"?

Loca: Well if they are black I feel like giving them the "N-Bird"!

Trax: What is that?

Loca: It's a chocolate covered middle finger.

Trax: That is a little racist "honkeybot"!

Loca: What about the mulatto president?

Trax: Oh I'd like to let him in on that pinky thing I do.

Loca: Which one?

Trax: I'm not talking about on you...what do you think that one means like a good little "Loca Quotient"?

Loca: It means on to you boo boo...

Pick Asidz: Wild Weasel

Alexander: So you came here to find some personality viagra?

Sicco: Yeah I lost a V.R. Chess contest to some kid named "Fax" or sumthing crazy whatever his name was. But the little asshole pissed me off as he won the state of the art synthdroid from "Data Dine Corp".

Alexander: Yeah that is a gridlokx front corp, quit whining or I'll butt rape you with a kazoo! I have a new model if you want it, but you have to advertise Data Dine Corp on your radio show, o.k.?

Sicco: I can't just blurb it, but I can let is slip out somehow, you see I need the station's permission.

Alexander: Permission under conditions ain't my problem!

Sicco: Hell yeah shabba.

Alexander: We made her out of a burn victim who died in an airplane crash. She is kind of loopy and sometimes says things backwards and out of whack. We call her "Brikxy"...

Sicco: How so?

Alexander: Well she says "Olleh" instead of "hello" if you catch my drifting lifting you up on this technological muscle fest.

Sicco: Like "dog" instead of "god"?

Alexander: Kinda like that, but she is pretty and she got her name cause of the burns...

Homeless Hitman?

Homeless hitmen sitting in a bunch
Homeless hitmen get eaten for lunch
Look at that how things got drastic
Now you finally realize peoples lives aren't made out of plastic
This cruel world look what it did to me?
Junior mafia rules the world must pay a fee?
Fuck you very much
Thank you for listening
I'm not one of them
I've hustled already
Time for a christening
accept or deny?
That times get rough
Time to take out the trash?
A little huff and puff?
Sincerely though
I feel bad for the hospital
My net worth now exceeds over 160 million
Oh my gosh Josh is so little...?

Love is in the heir-Song

Chorus-Now na now na now, Now na now na now Cat
Now na now na now, Now na now na now Drat

I like to...to..to...at two in the morning. Girl if you are my baby then you better heed this forewarning...
You're a succubus
And just because
You think I'm a wuss
Doesn't mean you can use me
Give love free...free...free at three in the morning
Girl you better love me
Cause I'm pretty horny

You are an angelle kat
But just like that
Wasn't born in a vat
I'm not a rat
I'm you're friend today
While we are at play
We kiss the day away
Under covers of love...

You are my necrobyrd
I know that is absurd
Just feel the word
Coming from me in the morning
If you didn't know
That bird is a crow
Not friend or foe
Giving us a warning

I'm a geowulf
You've seen all the proof
I make things go poof
But just like your smile
The age of beguile
We'll start in a while
I'm your necrowulf
Today I'm uncouth
Uncork the vermouth
Let's have a little party
Tantric and tame
Say my name
Girl this is my game
At four in the morning...

You are a necrofysh
I'll give you your wish
A succulent dish
To swim with me this morning
But in this little pond
We go above and beyond
The magic wand
The water we get warm in...
Oh what a woman!

Love is in the heir
We play truth or dare
Of this I swear
To names we conform with
Josia is one
When I've begun
I'm not on the run
To things we adorn with
You love the hope
Which we elope
No longer use dope
That is a name I belong with...

And then we break down
Girl don't frown
I'm just another clown
In love with pet names...

Pick Asidz: Fuck the voices

Trax: Baby you are so lucky to be a robot...you don't have to listen to a man made prison that escaped from pandora's box on the street that made it's way into my old apartment, just numbers and sequences to a sane computer.

Loca: What are you going to do about that?

Trax: I don't know...I'm just starting to notice that the sales of ear plugs and sleeping pills are going through the roof. Should I invest?

Loca: It makes a sane man want to kill somebody in hiding? Don't it?

Trax: You got that shit sloppy side right sexy.

Loca: What about that pinky thing you do to the spanish people?

Trax: Oh that "on to you" thing?

Loca: Yeah that is so sexy when it comes from a hotty.

Trax: I'm always good looking to computer even though I've put on some extra data.

Loca: Data dude! That guy is nothing compared to me!

Trax: (Well you know you are bionic if you want to kick the shit out of Mike and Jen)...oops...fuck the voices!

Song-Sacrifice

Baby Baby on my knee
I made this sacrifice for thee
Staying alive through all the hurt
Was not easy and hard work
I crawled to something better
Hoping to make my dreams come alive
Believe me baby someday I will thrive
If I manage to stay alive...
I crawled onto something better
Wrote your Mom a bunch of love letters
I showed her the power of my heart
Kept on believing hoping I was being smart
Sacrifice to find something nice
Sacrifice to better advice
Sacrifice like a crown
Trying not to be shameful or lame in this town
Sacrifice is the name of this game
Sacrifice comes with pain
Sacrifice to a better hope
Giving up on all the smoke
Smoke and mirrors was how California was made
Grant me access to a path better than the edge of this blade?
I got to this town like a wounded soldier
Someones evil left me to bolster
Throw me away and take away the key
That was the first sacrifice of me
They couldn't send me to prison
Because of innocent tender
Sacrifice got caught in that blender
Instead they stole all my possesions
Some I worked for with obsessions
The rest they gave to their new criminality
The people we have to listen to because of their duality
They knew all these rich people and well to do's
I can count on them like a pair of souless shoes
I sacrificed myself to a new faith
One that takes you in no matter what the wraith
Tells it to with a pointed jagged finger
Don't look at them, they are souless swingers
Sacrifice is no fun
Sacrifice but don't buy a gun
Sacrifice to not seek revenge
Sacrifice to find a friend
Baby Baby on my knee
I'd give everything for you to have it better than me
I've amassed a large fortune
Didn't sell my soul to aquire the portion
Just paid the nice people and believed in God
Jesus too, but that still is a little odd
Sacrifice to help myself investigate
Thanks to the spirit wold which I don't negate
Sacrifice is a virtue
Not a sin, but it still can hurt you
Given a chance to win
People berate you when you are down
Herd you away from this evil town?
I don't have the fortune yet
But my appetite to recover is getting wet
Sacrifice I'm not a clown
Just a happy person
Who didn't drown
I'm alive because of good spirits
They talk to me when I'm a little near it
That is sacrifice to a lamb
Chip in so I don't wither away like the sand
Or at least listen to what I have to say
I'd hate for the evil in this play to be held at bay
For another decade
For another hour
The sacrifice I made is part of my power...