Saturday, January 29, 2011

Pick Asidz: Doorknob Dildo To: Brad Pitt

Slikx: You know how many women want to fuck me?
I can't count that high I don't think, but I can count how many shots
I can manage in one day...
As a porn conoseur you have to practice "Tantra"!
(That means things down your pee holes boys...)
Girls are used to that, we simply are not!
But anyway I consider myself a meat artist...
Meat vs. Machines...touche!
Those darn nymphotic androids that they are selling on the "Black Markete" these days...
Flipsidz is such a two face that he does both legitimate and non-legitimate enterprises all the while posing as the poster boy for the F.B.I.
I do the same using Blank as my decoy in the underground while "The Adulterer" is mainstream.
You know I first saw "Playboy" and had to be Hugh Heff...
Like a crackhead needs a tater tot...
So bitches and cat bitches come as they go, but one thing remains constant!
You might think you are going to touch the goods, but most I leave with a "Doorknob Dildo".

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