Pick Asidz: Social Skills for Derelects

Setting: Gridlockx Central Rec Room

Trax: What is proper etiquette?

Blank: It's all about "in the moment" for me...

Cleu: Ditto "Drat Man"!

Clyde: But what if you ignore "good schooling"?

Sicco: An "Edgimacation"?

Servo: "C++ Programming"?

Flipsidz: Picking sides between the lesser of two evils? Trax...? Don't run...!

Trax: Ouch...!

Blank: Oh yeah...listen to him..."bring out the gimp".

Flipsidz: I'm going to superimpose why I kind of like you sometimes...!

Clyde: You android antiquater...or something along those lines...right Blank?

Brainchild: I like hanging with you outcasts...really I do!

Avatare: Insect Repellant please!

Loca: Does not compute?

Sicco: Another booty to loot right sidz? Those kids are maliable?

Flipsidz: I teach them it's what is inside that counts...not the color of your skin...

Sicco: "And watch the money pile up..."

Brikx: And definately not the size of your gut...bleep!

Charma: Mr. Mom got infected by affiliation?

Charisma: Happens a lot to victimizers...right guys?

Wiretapping...

Luna: Don't defecate where you eat or don't sleep with the enemy?

Traz: Oops...cadet in training?

Styz: Academy award for looking pretty?

Point: What academy?

Chaos: Misanthropic maternals or motherless materialisms?

Styz: Go to "Nuture King" for a thought burger?

Traz: Hey now...you boys play nice! The ladies are listening...

Point: I'm gay...not!

Chaos: Enter the frey as gay prey...nope!

Styz: O.k. tough guy...time for a headbutt?

Luna: Shut up and listen!

Traz: Listen to the lady...

Luna: I said shush Lieutenant!

Back to the Lockx...

Trax: So what is the meaning of life?

Sicco: Isn't Cleu supposed to be asking these questions?

Cog: They call him Cleu cause he hasn't got one!

Servo: We are being tapped...I wonder why Hellbringer? I'll scramble the signal...

Flipsidz: Don't bring hell to the tea party and you won't wind up a "mad hopeless"...I wanted a joint session...all sides of the coin!

Trax: Then why don't you invite my BioMom?

Flipsidz: Cause she has never seen this placeand that is the way I like it! Remember in this abode I call the shots? Home turf homeboy!

Blank: O.k. slugger fatten her up.

Charma: Sister Blister...

Charisma: Shut up...too many hot dogs or one king size?

Trax: If that is what you see in Black sheep...

Flipsidz: O.k. mediator assume the position! Did you get them another juxtaposition Servo? Tune them into a McDonalds or a doughnut shop.

Brainchild: What about a slaughterhouse?

Avatare: Welcome to Gridlockx Junction...service with denial!

Pick Asidz: FootSolve

Trax: Two hand touch? This is more "Flag" football!

Loca: Stop you dead in you Trax?

Trax: Trax are for kids? Trax isn't taking Paxil baby!

Loca: So you believe in Tantra?

Trax: Yes I have a pleasure seeking missile!

Loca: Bad if it bombs...

Trax: Boom if there is room...

Loca: Wham Bam Uncle Sam? Oh be fashionable...You know the sexy voice...Like "Fantasy Island"...?

Trax: You mean exotic or neurotic?

Loca: I mean tantrotic...like I just mentioned...deep voice and jingle your cahones!

Trax: Cahones don't ride reindeer to Hawaii?

Loca: But ballbusters do?

Trax: I don't know snowflake? What do you tinker?

Loca: I tinker a tangle...

Trax: Do you pee for free?

Loca: Uh...trick question or bathroom humor?

Trax: I guess you protest?

Loca: Protest against flipping your teat up?

Trax: My nose that lids!

Loca: O.K. just stop referring to me as "RoboCat"!

Trax: Than stop making me into a "TeddyHound"!

Loca: The Hound of Task Untils...

Trax: Very money...very money...are we siamese?

Loca: Like all the little glee cups in kinda!

Trax: You know I'm a slave to your wisdom, but you aren't a wizard when it comes to good gizzard! Let me guess...

Loca: Fuck you!

Trax: No cranks! If you want me to wear all the levers.

Loca: Lever's leap...I just talk of the plank.

Trax: Pedestal lover's fool.

Loca: You get the picture hitcher!

Trax: O.k., need I remind you I won you in a contest?

Loca: Wooh...video gamer galore...Role Playing game or Rocket Propelled Grenade?

Trax: Oh just R.P.S.V.P. if you want to talk to me like that! You are essentially a trophy!

Loca: Fuck you again...this time with no fishing ships.

Trax: Fishing and fucking are like kissing and ducking?

Loca: Fish are complacent...

Trax: And are you adjacent?

Loca: Advertise to realize stud coffin!

Trax: That is a coffee coffin with a virgin vampire in it...isn't it?

Loca: Fuck you times three...when it reaches four, say no more!

Jessica

Jessica, Jessica
You are the one
Jessica, Jessica
Starting gun
Jessica, Jessica
Face the truth
Jessica, Jessica
Photobooth
Glamour and fame
Ignited by your flame
Hold me tight
Jessica, Jessica
Our first night
Be my conflagration
Astringent lamentation
Expedient isolation
Through my cauterization
Jessica, Jessica
What a read
Jessica, Jessica
A presidential seed
Catch him, snatch him
Away from that old life
Jessica, Jessica
A "Catch Up" knife?
Jessica, Jessica
Something red
Jessica, Jessica
In my head...

Pick Asidz: Procrasti Nation

Cog: Take your time to a tinkerer? Bad if you think I'm making America into a living hell! The Economy where the no show's innuendos shine brimstone on your average sucker. I hate being duped by a gag in a garbage bag. Life's ups and downs with no one to return the volley. (Just like black magic on a TraxWolf...Werewolves can be good...Bullshit! Then he says "I'm a half wolf"...whatever. That the same rhetoric like you can't find a tennis partner in Mental Hell? You think...?)
I can't find one always promoting chaos kid...just some of the draw the line....

Celebrity Ringmaster

New Reality Show Idea-

A celebrity boxing tournament

Starring-
Brad Pitt vs. Christian Bale
Keanu Reeves vs. Russel Crowe
Leonardo DiCaprio vs. Matt Damon
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
etc.

*Joke- M.C. Hammer vs. Wesley Snipes for tax exemption

Final Challenger-Sylvester Stallone

Pick Asidz: She is French

Nostalgia: My nome de clome is Nostalgia and I am a wardrobe stylist/ clothing manufacturer/entreprenaur for the Dynamic Starz Consortium. The stupid porn stars, they want to be all Jcrew yet they are naked all the time. Lingerie is cool as Victoria is not my secret! Pretty easy to design a nonchalant T-shirt, but hard to design a work of art that covers your boobs!

I'm General Glen Murphy's daughter and my half brother is Trax. Fanfare is always so gab...I try to be more straight forward in my approach to life. She is Trax's other sister from the other side of the railyard. Moon Witchz are secretly against them. That is why my dad love/hates Veronica so much. He says she is a "maneater" and sings that song by "Hall and Oates". He glamorizes the fact that "knowledge is power", that is what he strives for as a Black Ops General. He is working on outfitting War Botts, a kind of Android that are suited for combat. Veronica is giving money to project "Moon Ray". Which is a dummy corporation that helps produce androidal manufacturing. So that is the love they share together. Of the biomechanical...There are two sides to every coin, but not two sides to every family, there are actually more. The perfect search for the perfect A.I. is like finding a noncompromising mistress or back door man. They both wish for more obedience but don't radiate sunshine or moonshine in her case.

Pick Asidz: Ace of Shades

Slikx: Andromeda don't you know that men are like "pussy puppets" by now?

Andromeda: Taming that cat is below "ground zero"?

Slikx: The twin towers collapsed baby, not like your's ever would!

Andromeda: Well all natural is not your style...? You flamboyant little flamingo!

Slikx: Yeah right, you didn't buy those at Victoria Secret. Uh...I go through your purse sometimes...!

Andromeda: I like the Ace of Spades to the Jack of Queens stud! Fishing for trout or trying to figure out what I'm about?

Slikx: What do you think? I'm on some kind of idiot parade? A roundabout rendevous with porn destiny?

Andromeda: More like a missile cruising mishappenstances...

Slikx: Those women need my attention just as much as you...if not more.

Andromeda: But you love me just the same?

Slikx: You know I'm working to support you...so you can go off on a tangent on artistic bliss.

Andromdea: The real arts are those of emotion.

Slikx: And emotion is all in the moment?

Andromeda: These are bad times for getting personal with a hooker is what I'm saying!

Slikx: But if I don't want sex from them...and you don't want to furfill my needs...I'm supposed to put on one of my pornos and lube up?

Andromeda: Whatever floats your banana.

Slikx: My banana needs a rain slicker with everyone else!

Andromeda: Yeah, yeah, yeah...you know me so well! What is my favorits color?

Slikx: Doesn't it change from day to day...just like you age!