Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Pick Asidz: CataVoltage

Catapult: You know the cool thing about telekinesis is that I can kill a person with a thought? Disallign a bloodvessel, cause a hemorage or make them spring a leak. Blood is the thing that makes the body go round! Not like I try to play God though...even though I have a thing for speculating into innocence. I'm an anonymous superhero of sorts...a vigil vigilante underground porn producer, who gets tired of his day job and likes to make things fly around. I've yet to try the garbage can lid/flying saucer routine or super cat. Stupid cat would hate me if I flipped it over without it being able to control itself. Me now meow, they are all so self involved without selflessness. Altruism is more convoluted when all you want to do is play and lick yourself clean afterwards. This chick Luna I just met is more of a dog person, although she says she loves and has turtles at home, and on Halloween dresses them up with little ninja costumes. Would that be cute to see them fighting with little swords and daggers? I bet I could make them do that someday! Luna has scanned my cousin Trax, as he is the one who inherited the telepathy in the family. That freaking Trax gets all the attention...while people like me and Blank stay anonymous by laying low, but I still manage to talk to Luna Cole through e-mails. She just sent me pics the other day, what a babe...the first thing I wrote back is, "do you want to be in a movie?" She said, "not in your kind Pulty". She is the one who secretly interviewed my cousin. He wants to join up with the F.B.I.'s Psychic Affairs division led by Traz Nicolson. Traz has this rogue operative named Flipsidz under him, who everybody thinks is so cool, cause he sells high tech stuff on the black market. I wonder iF he can sell me a "psionic resonator" to be able to lift heavier objects? Gotta tell Luna about that...

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