Trax: This is the coolest bar in L.A., Loca, I'm telling you.
Loca: Well then why is it so remotely located?
Trax: Cause it's the only place to get away from the drama.
Loca: Well then where is the con in that? Let's go and reconoiter, shall we?
Trax: Yes we shall. But first I have to say hello to T-Wreker the bouncer who works both here and at the "Ravenous Raddish".
Loca: Yeah he is that former navy seal turned pro football player, now bouncer and bodyguard.
Trax: Yeah he knew Flipsidz in the core.
Walking In....
T-Wreker-So it's the tooth fairy and tinkerbell!
Trax: Hey Wrek, been working out? How about telling me twenty ways to kill a man like last week?
T-Wreker: Nope, today I want to apologize for my hormonal rapture. Who is the lady?
Trax: This is codename Locamotion!
T-Wreker: What is she? Like a robot or sumthing?
Trax: (Whispering in his ear)- I don't want to hurt her feelings cause she thinks I'm her boyfriend. Brainchild and Servo created her. Shhh it's a secret!
(Talking out loud again)-No just kidding dude, she is as real as you or me...
(Trax shaking head)
T-Wreker: Hey Loca, do you chug like a choo choo?
Loca: Is he saying bad things about me again?
T-Wreker: Nope, but he mentioned that you are a little mechanically inclined.
Loca: Let's keep that a secret cause you don't compute.
Trax: She is really a "nymphbot"!
T-Wreker: Yeah I heard that Flipsidz and the "Lockx" are selling I.V.R. (Impactual Virtual Reality) products and dreampods?
Trax: Yup and porn I.V.R. that acts as a single man's wet dream.
(The "real andrias" I'm trying to get rid of...not catch! This isn't the invisible spider version of "Pokemon"!)
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