Blank: Cinderella or Vampirella, what will it be?
Selene: How about I impale you with high heels and call it a day?
Blank: But you are my propigated princess! A pineapple to my cucumber...
Selene: That's exactly right in that scenario!
Brikx: (Entering) What is that smell?
Selene: It's probably cucumber melon...
Brikx: Blank have you been testing the wares again?
Blank: If you mean that in a mastabatory manner, then no.
Brikx: So tell me about that girl/girl thing with the Jello.
Selene: I was a referee to a jello brawl. What do you want to know?
Brikx: What flavor?
Selene: Of coarse Blank made it Vanilla. With all those white whipper snappers in the mix.
Blank: It's called a "Cracker Smacker", thank you very much!
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