Gen. Murphy: (at microphone of Army base in front of troopers at a social engagement)
Hello and good day troops. I know this war is like fitting in to a two inch condom when you've got a big johnson. Or trying to play with yourself with your mouth and end up pulling your back out. But stay sharp, just think of the duck that walked into a bar and said he had a "quack" in his glass. Or the same duck going to the psychiatrist after and telling him off. Seriously though we are fighters in this war and might as well keep busy at it. So keep your guns as clean as your women. No dildo bayonets, which seem to keep springing to fashion. Or squirt gun substitutes for a rifle, o.k.? Don't ask me any questions of "how to" at this point either. I just keep on keeping on...
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Pick Asidz: Fanfairy To: Jenna Fisher
Fanfare: Oh my entourage is getting uncomfortable becuase of my brother's written words like rotten asparagus for breakfast. Told to put on my thinking cap, I'll put on this old cowboy hat and rustle up some lost cigarettes. My mom is going crazy trying to make spells to help Trax, so she can do her own thing and take care of him without coming firsthand. Just like a celebrity to nurse her son with a cursened pacifier. Me, I like to think I'm tough...but my brother is like aged leather and I'm more like satan. Silk sheets and ergomatrices for me, moth eaten coach in the ghetto crackhouse for him. The country is about to implode on itself like a balloon filled with notions of nitroglycerin. Peppy like a pig all to eager to send itself to "Camp Slaughterhouse". I don't think so Pandora, you don't get the priveledge of opening my secret little box!
Friday, February 27, 2009
Pick Asidz: Jack Off Lantern To: Brad Pitt
Slikx: I want to tell you a story of Andromeda and Trax:
When Trax was a teenager he was somewhat of a thespian, in all the high school plays and such. Well Andromeda came up with this idea for a sex ed play and pitched it to his teachers. Of course this was before the android girlfriend and stuff, you see, my nephew was quite the outcast and needed to make friends. Andromeda, my high school sweetheart, said that a novelty play was just what he needed to get popular a little. So they performed what she called, "Sex Ed Ted". It was where all the characters dressed in costumes of either contraceptive devices and genetalia. (The poor kid that played the erect penis was too into himself.) But anyway Trax was a scented condom who at the end found out he was bubblegum flavored. I like the part when the spermacide kid said, "Make my day spunk". Anyway the vagina twins seemed to like the rigged condom guy more then Trax to fool people and then Trax came out the winner in case of felatio. So Andromeda made Trax a warranty label and a contraceptive fortune like a condon fortune cookie. It read " Use one of these for a promise of good fortune, but try not to chomp and try to blow a bubble airhead." Trax hated that part, but ended up making out with the antipregnancy pill girl who stayed in character.
When Trax was a teenager he was somewhat of a thespian, in all the high school plays and such. Well Andromeda came up with this idea for a sex ed play and pitched it to his teachers. Of course this was before the android girlfriend and stuff, you see, my nephew was quite the outcast and needed to make friends. Andromeda, my high school sweetheart, said that a novelty play was just what he needed to get popular a little. So they performed what she called, "Sex Ed Ted". It was where all the characters dressed in costumes of either contraceptive devices and genetalia. (The poor kid that played the erect penis was too into himself.) But anyway Trax was a scented condom who at the end found out he was bubblegum flavored. I like the part when the spermacide kid said, "Make my day spunk". Anyway the vagina twins seemed to like the rigged condom guy more then Trax to fool people and then Trax came out the winner in case of felatio. So Andromeda made Trax a warranty label and a contraceptive fortune like a condon fortune cookie. It read " Use one of these for a promise of good fortune, but try not to chomp and try to blow a bubble airhead." Trax hated that part, but ended up making out with the antipregnancy pill girl who stayed in character.
Pick Asidz: The art of becoming a mother figure
Veronica: Blake did you get me the artifactz and potions I need for the Nightbringer solstice?
Blake: I want to tell Slikx sumthing about my shoes, "I bought these pussy pumping sneakers wholsale, they massage my feet and give my toes boners".
Veronica: Very funny stud!
Blake: That Trax kid is always coming up with new stuff, so I have to keep up and on my toes. Yes I got you the reloquim artifactual and the hypotexture to reciting the "Lost Dreamz" spell for your stupid Nightbringer solstice. Bunch of old chicks playing witch if you ask me. But I'll grant your requests one at a time. If it puts dinero in my pockets...
Veronica: There are many different kinds of witchcraft and different varities of witches in the world. Most people don't realize all the differences in spellcraft. Some people assume we are bad, but others think that we do good. Every spell is a debate in the congress of the arcane.
Blake: Sweety, am I still your little consortium consort and plaything?
Veronica: As long as you keep it coming with a silver lining and make yourself useful. I see you with eyes of purpose...
Blake: I want to tell Slikx sumthing about my shoes, "I bought these pussy pumping sneakers wholsale, they massage my feet and give my toes boners".
Veronica: Very funny stud!
Blake: That Trax kid is always coming up with new stuff, so I have to keep up and on my toes. Yes I got you the reloquim artifactual and the hypotexture to reciting the "Lost Dreamz" spell for your stupid Nightbringer solstice. Bunch of old chicks playing witch if you ask me. But I'll grant your requests one at a time. If it puts dinero in my pockets...
Veronica: There are many different kinds of witchcraft and different varities of witches in the world. Most people don't realize all the differences in spellcraft. Some people assume we are bad, but others think that we do good. Every spell is a debate in the congress of the arcane.
Blake: Sweety, am I still your little consortium consort and plaything?
Veronica: As long as you keep it coming with a silver lining and make yourself useful. I see you with eyes of purpose...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Pick Asidz: Wheel of abortion
Loca: Some billionaress asian chick is into Trax because he made all that money online. He told me about it after his dreams last night.
Armitage: What are you afraid of? Being put back in a closet and having no one to play with your buttons?
Loca: Well I'm more beautiful, but she has a cruise ship that is so big that they race motokross aboard it.
Armitage: Don't you think that is a little fictitious? You take Trax's dreams way too seriously.
Loca: Well he calls himself a "dreampath"!
Armitage: Oh yeah, I'm just waiting for Trax to call himself "Jesus" and you would go on believing him?
Loca: Army what if you were mechanical and the guy they gave you to was a megalomaniac?
Armitage: I was just joshing sweety...you must be projecting from your past life! It isn't as if Trax were some bad guy from a "James Bond" film or sumthing is it?
Loca: No I guess not, but do you think he would keep me if Blank somehow managed to make him evil?
Armitage: Yeah, yeah and George Bush Jr. is cloning Santa Claus to deliver oil to all the good little boys and girls!
Loca: I'd like that...go "Bushy Tushy"!
Armitage: Yeah, yeah and poor Conniption sweeps up squishy mushy from the porn store. I guess that stuff is like man oil?
Loca: Such a precious commodity to a robot...anyway it just clogs up my mechanicals. B-child is making me a way to deal with that...he promised. (Yet I'm not supposed to to talk about that stuff to a 14 year old his Mom told me...)
Armitage: Yeah she'll use white magic to electrify you somehow, ever since they made you watertight.
Loca: Yeah but I am the most beautiful pseudo "Frankenstein"!
Armitage: And aren't I the most beautiful pimpette with a nine? But you can't even recite Trax's poetry, yet you say you love him and it so much?
Loca: Well I'm a ditzy android...
Armitage: Why don't you ask Brainchild to fix that instead of your vagina problem? You would have never played the "Be Real" game if you weren't a robot!
Armitage: What are you afraid of? Being put back in a closet and having no one to play with your buttons?
Loca: Well I'm more beautiful, but she has a cruise ship that is so big that they race motokross aboard it.
Armitage: Don't you think that is a little fictitious? You take Trax's dreams way too seriously.
Loca: Well he calls himself a "dreampath"!
Armitage: Oh yeah, I'm just waiting for Trax to call himself "Jesus" and you would go on believing him?
Loca: Army what if you were mechanical and the guy they gave you to was a megalomaniac?
Armitage: I was just joshing sweety...you must be projecting from your past life! It isn't as if Trax were some bad guy from a "James Bond" film or sumthing is it?
Loca: No I guess not, but do you think he would keep me if Blank somehow managed to make him evil?
Armitage: Yeah, yeah and George Bush Jr. is cloning Santa Claus to deliver oil to all the good little boys and girls!
Loca: I'd like that...go "Bushy Tushy"!
Armitage: Yeah, yeah and poor Conniption sweeps up squishy mushy from the porn store. I guess that stuff is like man oil?
Loca: Such a precious commodity to a robot...anyway it just clogs up my mechanicals. B-child is making me a way to deal with that...he promised. (Yet I'm not supposed to to talk about that stuff to a 14 year old his Mom told me...)
Armitage: Yeah she'll use white magic to electrify you somehow, ever since they made you watertight.
Loca: Yeah but I am the most beautiful pseudo "Frankenstein"!
Armitage: And aren't I the most beautiful pimpette with a nine? But you can't even recite Trax's poetry, yet you say you love him and it so much?
Loca: Well I'm a ditzy android...
Armitage: Why don't you ask Brainchild to fix that instead of your vagina problem? You would have never played the "Be Real" game if you weren't a robot!
Pick Asidz: Honor and Cadence conveyed to us?
Lt. Hunter: Sir the details have been made, as the troops have been fitted for proper combat regimentals, there is no alert status at the moment, and may I ask you a question?
Gen. Murphy: Shoot soldier.
Lt. Hunter: Well I've got to thinking about the question of, "if I had children in the states, what I would convey to them about the hardships of my position?"
Gen. Murphy: You mean the rigors of cadence and keeping composure under stress?
Lt. Hunter: Something like that sir, but more about your interests other than the duties of the hardened soldier? Like do you have a hobby and what do you do to keep your head on straight?
Gen. Murphy: Well I try to think about what I might say to the son I've never met a lot. How I can influence my other children in the right directions and whether I should remain aloof to him or to coddle them.
Lt. Hunter: (under his breath) Yet we all look up to that one...(Aloud) Well they already know you and are taken care of, right sir?
Gen. Murphy: Yes soldier, but as you get older, one tends to imagine what one could have done in the past. Mistakes made and outcomes of decisional making, things of that sort.
Lt. Hunter: Well we all think you are an exceptional commander, but none of us confuse ourselves as to being your child, sir!
Gen. Murphy: Do you believe in the afterlife Lt. Hunter?
Lt. Hunter: I do and I don't because I'd like to think I'll make it home in one piece!
Gen. Murphy: Do you believe in spirit guides of our ancestors?
Lt. Hunter: Are you infering that they look after your children?
Gen. Murphy: I don't like your tone soldier...
Lt. Hunter: Sorry sir, but I keep hearing that your "bastard" son is in trouble and needs your help from various sources. I also hear that he supports the war effort by publishing new wave ideas over the internet, and that he also writes poetry. That to me is a peaceful conventionalism.
Gen. Murphy: What would you do if you had an illigitimate child?
Lt. Hunter: I beg your pardon sir, but I'd like to think that I would not let that person suffer in convoluted California all by himself. Call me a stupid brit, but you have the means to make a difference from afar. Why don't you?
Gen. Murphy: Careful Lieutenant you are letting your guard down as your feelings are overiding your cadence. You are borderline insubordinate...Are you saying that I'm a wimp? I can have you court marshalled for defamation of character.
Lt. Hunter: Yes sir, enough of that. Pardon me for being concerned as I must be the miser as well...
Gen. Murphy: Shoot soldier.
Lt. Hunter: Well I've got to thinking about the question of, "if I had children in the states, what I would convey to them about the hardships of my position?"
Gen. Murphy: You mean the rigors of cadence and keeping composure under stress?
Lt. Hunter: Something like that sir, but more about your interests other than the duties of the hardened soldier? Like do you have a hobby and what do you do to keep your head on straight?
Gen. Murphy: Well I try to think about what I might say to the son I've never met a lot. How I can influence my other children in the right directions and whether I should remain aloof to him or to coddle them.
Lt. Hunter: (under his breath) Yet we all look up to that one...(Aloud) Well they already know you and are taken care of, right sir?
Gen. Murphy: Yes soldier, but as you get older, one tends to imagine what one could have done in the past. Mistakes made and outcomes of decisional making, things of that sort.
Lt. Hunter: Well we all think you are an exceptional commander, but none of us confuse ourselves as to being your child, sir!
Gen. Murphy: Do you believe in the afterlife Lt. Hunter?
Lt. Hunter: I do and I don't because I'd like to think I'll make it home in one piece!
Gen. Murphy: Do you believe in spirit guides of our ancestors?
Lt. Hunter: Are you infering that they look after your children?
Gen. Murphy: I don't like your tone soldier...
Lt. Hunter: Sorry sir, but I keep hearing that your "bastard" son is in trouble and needs your help from various sources. I also hear that he supports the war effort by publishing new wave ideas over the internet, and that he also writes poetry. That to me is a peaceful conventionalism.
Gen. Murphy: What would you do if you had an illigitimate child?
Lt. Hunter: I beg your pardon sir, but I'd like to think that I would not let that person suffer in convoluted California all by himself. Call me a stupid brit, but you have the means to make a difference from afar. Why don't you?
Gen. Murphy: Careful Lieutenant you are letting your guard down as your feelings are overiding your cadence. You are borderline insubordinate...Are you saying that I'm a wimp? I can have you court marshalled for defamation of character.
Lt. Hunter: Yes sir, enough of that. Pardon me for being concerned as I must be the miser as well...
Rap by 10/27-Batter up Buttercup to 50 cent
Rock around the clock
Unlock the safety on my glock
Ash this cigarette
And take you tet a tet
How many psychos do you have to fuck?
Run of the mill and shit out of luck?
Blast that hypocrite with dynamite
I like bitches pussys that are really tight
Forget about the cartoons
That is not how I do it
Put a porn on
Use your mouth to construe it
I like a little tap dance in my game
10/27 that is my name
Alternate personas
Alternate dimensions
Put a gat to the head of democracy
To get it attentions
Swift as a laser
Broad as a beam
Consequences of transgression
Are not as they seem
Anarchy is ignanimous
Order is life
Thank you mama
For not aborting me with a knife
Take em on or take em out
That is what I'm about
Stretch goes the weasel
Pumping your own diesel
Who the hell fucked "Roger Rabbit"?
Maybe the bitch with the bad habits
I'm 10/27
Bitch I'm going to heaven
You should learn what the truth really stands for
Puta raise your hand more
Don't you see they are convenient
As a pearl in a wallet
The largest diamond in the world
You have to U-haul it
Force under pressure
Pressured then forced
When I speak to you kitty
You should say "but of course"
Once again, how many psychos do you have to fuck
Taking the pill
And playing duck duck schmuck
Just like this tet a tet
I've got my own rythme
Abstinance is a virtue
You might substitute for a schizm
You are but one lamb
In my flock
Either become part of a harem?
Or cum in a sock...
Unlock the safety on my glock
Ash this cigarette
And take you tet a tet
How many psychos do you have to fuck?
Run of the mill and shit out of luck?
Blast that hypocrite with dynamite
I like bitches pussys that are really tight
Forget about the cartoons
That is not how I do it
Put a porn on
Use your mouth to construe it
I like a little tap dance in my game
10/27 that is my name
Alternate personas
Alternate dimensions
Put a gat to the head of democracy
To get it attentions
Swift as a laser
Broad as a beam
Consequences of transgression
Are not as they seem
Anarchy is ignanimous
Order is life
Thank you mama
For not aborting me with a knife
Take em on or take em out
That is what I'm about
Stretch goes the weasel
Pumping your own diesel
Who the hell fucked "Roger Rabbit"?
Maybe the bitch with the bad habits
I'm 10/27
Bitch I'm going to heaven
You should learn what the truth really stands for
Puta raise your hand more
Don't you see they are convenient
As a pearl in a wallet
The largest diamond in the world
You have to U-haul it
Force under pressure
Pressured then forced
When I speak to you kitty
You should say "but of course"
Once again, how many psychos do you have to fuck
Taking the pill
And playing duck duck schmuck
Just like this tet a tet
I've got my own rythme
Abstinance is a virtue
You might substitute for a schizm
You are but one lamb
In my flock
Either become part of a harem?
Or cum in a sock...
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