Pick Asidz: A place to unwind

Trax: I am buying 2 houses in Montecito for 9.3 million, I have 10.5 on the Atm Card. Loca boca...

Loca: Me say boom boom and Vroom Vroom Trax man!

Trax: Want a "lamboner" to drive?

Loca: What is that?

Trax: It's what I call a Lamborgohini. I think I would look hot in a Diablo, but the new Mucielago and Gallardo would be sweeter.

Loca: Take a drive on down to newport the day it arrives.

Trax: Better make that Beverly Hills baby.

Loca: When are you getting the ATM card that was approved by the "United Nations Human Rights Activist" lawyer dude?

Trax: Oh yeah on top of the 99.7 I now have with another british bank? I just sent my first payment of 100$ for the courier fees...280$ bucks to go.

Pick Asidz: Fire in the eyes

Blank: Yo let's recon at the spot, then swing round the block clocking 110 mph to sparkle my endorphins to get what I call "Fire in my eyes". A voodoo trick I learned from "Grandma Voodoo". It consisted of the "hypnosparkle"...an endorhin rush stimulating both fire elements and Dark or Voidal ones at the same time. Fire and darkness together to beam the "nightfire" effect of having fire running through my eyes and flames for tears. I can "sparkle" anywhere, but the cool thing is that in that state is that I can summon fire/void elementals into "realspace". I like to play with the little things that I can conjure from the fire void, but the big things are hard to control...

Pick Asidz: Jazz to the Rythme

Flipsidz: Popcorn baby? We are gonna watch a new movie clip of the prototype laser rifle called the "Zerod". It's a little sumthing that the boys in Black Market R and D cooked up. This is it's first demonstration. It's lasers emit nanitites in streams to interfere with electric devices, as they cause an E.M.P. breakdown of the targeted object. On a micronic level it's my new countermeasure to Army's suit her father made. In case we scuffle...
It is also a failsafe maneuver in case the androids ever hurt too many people...
Such as the two we gave to Sicco and Trax...
A little countermeasure to the enhancements we give them from time to time...

Pick Asidz: Promise me my cat!

Blank: We are gonna make superhuman pornos on "Blank Bastard Video". With the characters involved in a superhuman plot to "fuck the world"!

Selene: Who is my character?

Blank: Leany we will make you like "Wonder Woman", except bare chested.

Selene: Do I get to have that little star thingy on my crotch?

Blank: Yes and a "dildo sword".

Pick Asidz: General Smurphy To: Mark Hamill-Love Josh

Gen. Glen Murphy: It is Halloween on the base and I don't know what I'm going to dress up as. One of the cadets suggested I should get dressed as the "Grinch". That is way too sophomoric for my own tastes. So I am going to make my cadets dress up as "smurfs" and I'm going to be Papa Smurf, my receptionist could be "Smurfette". The troops played carnival games to see who got to abdicate Papa Smurf's throne for the evening, a one time offer from myself. The last activity to beat me being a joust over water with pillow batons. I disregarded the toss me in the water machine with the baseballs. Anyway on the base we had a group of M.I. 6 officers guarding one of the greatest human accomplishments known to man and top secret. The "Mechanicron" or military suit of the future in the female specifications, built by Thunderchip, Armitage's father. He was an M.I. 6 inventor...he built the suit for her as a birthday present, aware of the rough she was likely to have in the eventuality of his death. Well anyway we guarded a top secret birthday present in Smurf costumes for the night. Men dressed up as a big blue people with machine guns. Lo and behold it was the same night as the raid from a terrorist faction called "Black Devil" A fight broke out that night in the midnight hours and we managed to avert a raid attempt to steal the cache case. We caught them and subdoed them, managing to take them prisoner. Interogating them, they said "What the fuck is this desert disneyland?" Another said "These pigs must die like dogs, not costumed cartoon characters. " The guard then told him, he was from the South, "Maybe we should have dressed up as "Mortal Kombat" characters? Or something American Infidel like that?"
Just like my troops to want me to be more rough and rugged from now on...

Pick Asidz: Love Elementel

Loca: Trax made friends with aliens who come down in tiny ships little drone ships to visit. They are etherial in matter, shaped and sized like a little sentient cloud with bio-organical compositions. They always make the rooms so smoky and love to bring over spaceweed with them. Trax says spaceweed is the best galactic chronic and is the best high in the galazy. Next to getting microwaved zapped by one of them. They like to play with my mechanicals against my will and turn my force field off and on thinking it will make me horny. Trax gets so jealous that they will whip out big space penises out of thin air and molest me. Cute, but how are they gonna procreate with humans? Honey, bring down the little green men...

Pick Asidz: Locamotional

Loca: (Confabulating to Trax about her origins)
Traxy did you know who made me other than B-child and the Lokx?

Trax: I don't know sweety...

Loca: Well let me tell you a story...I was invented by a Vampire named Estonian, that is what you don't know...as all my mechanicals are fed by hemoelectrosis and I feed like a Vampire to energize my systems. I need fresh blood to run my matrices of compression and datalink as my capacitors run of the red blood cell breakdown.

Trax: So you are a vampire/android?

Loca: I associate my hemioaccelerations with the vampiric splendor of the neutronobat, what Estonian called me, his prototype "neutronobat".

Trax: What am I then just your average half wulf?

Loca: That is what I'm telling you is to not get me too Locamotional or I'll bite...

Trax: Can your system process the hookworms in my blood?

Loca: Can Cottage Hospital?