Pick Asidz: Erotopodiac

Andromeda: I love the night life on a quest for the sensual. It's amazing how spellcasting upon objects is one of the most sought after things to a colleuge collector. Stimulating the senses with the erotic or fetishical bizarre element found within an object. The "Gypsy Mafia" is into that kind of stuff...That is why I hang with them. I'm more of a solo swinger sometimes...but to them life is a scarab inside a vestibule covered in ivy. Love is like that beetle, bitter, when it buzzes on the dark streets...

Pick Asidz: Dancing Duetz

Slikx: Bad if you hate California Trax...

Trax: Yeah, yeah I like the glamour folk, but I hate the ill pride!

Slikx: You know I'm always telling you to get into the industry somehow? Anyway you can...

Trax: I can stand on my own two feet, unlike your fetishes...I used to be homeless with no help from you or Mom.

Slikx: That side of your family es loco a una gratisma calientes.

Trax: You know Unc...you are always busting on the Spanish?

Slikx: Yeah I pay them the least. How the hell is that mechanical girlfriend of yours? Like a robot zombie or sumthing?

Trax: Yeah you would be amazed how human B-child made her?

Slikx: I hear your Dad is coming to visit soon? Fatigues on...no pun intended.

Trax: Yeah I rarely get to see him...once every two years in fact! He is like my family's version of an eclipse...

Pick Asidz: Driving Mr. Crazy

Trax: As you were saying I'm not just a typical mental peson, I'm all sorts of mental without dental?

Crazy Lazlo: And I'm not just a cab driver...I'm an amateur psycholgist as well. You know in the desert we used to survive off nothing but steak and chicken...lollypops and teddy bears...arcade games and sex toys...whistles and multiconglomerates...monopoly and scrabble...poker with a dog and a goldfish...and Ali Baba Ouji? Oops that was a pothole!

Trax: Did pornos have naked camels on the covers?

Lazlo: Nope just chickens in a sandbox...As you say? "Girlfriends made of sand melt into the sea eventually..?"

Trax: And in the desert there is a Trax with no name...


Lazlo: And a seabiscuit without a saddle, a ping pong without a paddle and on and on we prattle....

Pick Asidz: Kicked in the hiding place

Clyde: Hey cute stuff? Are you made of cute or did you stumble across a secret?

Charma: Kiss my boot you wannabe dis or dat gnat. Baa baa black wulf walking incinerator...

Pick Asidz: Other women like you two

Crux: You know how you are such a ladies man with a small penis?

Trax: My girlfiend is an android!

Crux: But it's okay to cheat on a radio shacked up set of pajamas? You know other women like you too right?

Trax: No left...

Crux: So left in the dust of the warwold philosphy is like being a castaway on a loveless ocean?

Trax: The tides glide on that mirrorless miranda, but follow the leader maintains a steady crest to be breached like a resolvefin. Right Crux? Authority is deplority or something to you...

Pick Asidz: Elementary my dear Wasteland

Selene: Caveman Skit-
I hate how men treat women most of the time and I hate how women crave a bigger penis like that is going to make them content. "You want big penis?" "Me got club..." "You go hump dinosaur..."

Armitage: I listen to you swell and banter...while I complain about disdain?

Selene: Touche touchey momma!

Armitage: I like treating men as more commonplace than the average housefly.
Such as...: I'm a queen bee wannabe...shoefly don't bother me. Oh come back and tie my laces? You should be looking elsewhere than the ground honey! Oops that little piece of crap over there belong to you? Oh never mind that is your brain on thugs...

Pick Asidz: Broken Dreamz

Slikx: I came from a family who barely payed attention to me, the middle child out of three. They were always insisting I was a "pleasure seeker". I must have masturbated my way into indiscrimancy, not! I assumed that the only way to get respect was through having female companionship at all times. I started a little dating club when I was young and made every one round robin their partners. I used to tell them "don't get used to one person, as people change, scenarios change as well accordingly. I read a poem once where the guy said, "The truth of life is that there is no set game...an arcade of self without a token of blame. Bring down the wall with a sledge...Sacrifice is an old adage." That makes me think of how hard I worked to achieve my porn producer perspectives...now I look at the world as a charnal house carnival.