Pick Asidz: Street Heats to a beating soul

Tower Magazine Interview #1:

Streetz: So let me get this straight...your girlfriend is an android, you're a telepath, you have been undergoing psychic evaluations and testings from some kind of unknown/underground program developed by the F.B.I., you are a poet and musician, you have a band called "Wyvern Wulf", you believe yourself to be a half breed werewolf, you talk to protozoa in your eye, and someday you want to be president?

Trax: Yeah and animals talk around me...go figure! Plus because I'm a telepath I talk to aliens sometimes when I get lucky and they are teaching me a language, kind of like Sanscript or something you would see on that show "StarGate". Before they came to me the first time I started having premonitions and wrote them down in a little scrapbook.

Streetz: What kind of aliens were they?

Trax: Well the first ones I met were what I call "The Etherels" and the others fly around in little drone ships, I call them "the Seekerz". They are in ships the size of boogieboards and I think they are shells for "the Etherels" so they don't dissipate and atomotize in the light. They talk to each other through bio-electric bolts and have blue and red lights surrounding their infrastructures. At first I thought they had something to do with the cops? One time an "etherel" came into my room through the ceiling. It just dissipated right through the material compression of the ediface and it's face was a pinwheel of bright lights.

Streetz: What was it doing there?

Trax: Well I call those kind the "Scannerz"! I think it was monitoring my dreams and life functions.

Streetz: Can you get this stuff on camera?

Trax: I could try, but most of the stuff happens at night late in the evening. I used to be more prone and keen to it when I was homeless.

Streetz: So have you ever thought about taking a siesta on the beach one night where you could get back in touch with the extraterrestrials?

Trax: I've thought about it...but being comfortable is more appreciated by me these days!

Streetz: Yeah, living on the street brings it's own form of heat to a beating soul!

Pick Asidz: Flashes of Red

Brainchild: I know I'm being used all the time, yet I conform. To be humble is to be modest and not a space chimp. Sitting at this computer terminal is like my own version of a confessional booth. My heart goes into my inventions, much to the protest of people like my mother. Who deny themselves the luxury of the heartfelt. My father is like a used lollypop that got licked and kicked. I can't imagine a woman respecting me for my looks over my wit, yet they still do? My sister is so material, and I am such a quantifical quality hound...

Pick Asidz: Get a grip flip

Andromeda: The most common question people always ask Slikx is why the girls he puts on the porn box are never actually in the movie? Not like I care, not being a porn starter and all. Of course I get asked, but any kind of limelight is not my style. I like working behind the scenes...That is why I'm a set designer subsequent to my own pathology. It gives me an outlet to create. My friend's in the "Gypsy Mafia" are so dark and demanding. I like giving the women of porn a friendly atmosphere so they don't feel so constricted by prostituion. They always say that "they are movie stars also". Yes and no, but it helps to have a sunny demeanor. Chipper chopper as the whole porn industry is. Now with the introduction of using androids in our movies, people are asking for me to make the accoutrements more new age. I kind of resent them, being an old fashioned kind of gal. But who am I to put a damper on technology?

Pick Asidz: Porn Favor

Pesticide: I hate how all these porn stars have vendettas against the "real" movie stars. They are like kill this one and that. Then I ask, "how are you going to pay me?" They then answer "In sugar baby!" Don't they realize that they are only putting a price on their heads instead? I hang out with them way too much...but they are fun to a sociopath. They rent things from you like normal people, but yet they put pride in the abnormal, as they seem to have obscure fetishes. The more I hang or hang out with them, I find that they are all competing to be in "The Adulterer Magazine", run by some smut jock who calls himself Slikx, the porn acquestrian. What kind of name is that anyway? I mean at least he is a white guy and all, but he supposedly started the magazine while he was in his teens. That is taking a wet dream to the extreme! He probably heard that it was lucrative while stimulating a consequential reaction. Us hitmen hate the ideas of teen prodigys? Yet worship them at the same time?

Pick Asidz: Three Dimensions

3-D: I met this guy named Alexander the other day. He is a salesman for an underground technology firm or sumthing. They call him "Slanderous Alexander" because he is so slimy I guess. I figured blond hair and blue eyes to mean he was one of us. Yet he talked all ghetto like he was hanging around the blackies too much. He was selling a product called "Personal Love Dolls" and explained to me that they were infinately better than a pocket pussy. I didn't quite catch on to it, I mean I could get a blow up doll out of the back of some old porn mag. Yet he exclaimed that these dolls were animatronic and incredibly life like. So I gulped and asked, "how much?" That is when he started crunching numbers and came to an even mil. I told him that I couldn't afford that and didn't even have close to that kind of money. Even if the thing would shout out "nigger" and "porch monkey" every two seconds. "Well then", he told me. "There are some earlier models that are used". I stopped and said " Do you think I'm ugly or something?" "Don't you think I can easily get a girlfriend?" He told me, "Not with a swastika for an alarm clock!" That's when I told him I'd get back to him and he gave me his card entitled "Gridlockx Inc."

Pick Asidz: The moon will come out tomorrow

Veronica: You know my ex husband was a real pain in the ass...trying to make a military household out of an artist's retreat. We conflicted like crazy, him being admitted into the "LightBringer Orginization" for saving the country from terrorist threats, particularly one that involved salvaging a nuclear power plant from thermal overload. Me being admitted into the "MoonNightz"for playing the bride of a serial killer in a movie called "KillCats"...and for my own aristocratic background. My former husband is English aristocracy and I'm Spanish/Mexican. The English are so hoighty toighty and the Spanish are what my son Trax would call "Thuggish Ruggish". I have a daughter too, her name is Calista and she calls herself "Fanfare" because she is a celebrity hound. The two don't get along...I had to kick Trax out of the house because they were fighting and argued so much. Trax kept calling her a Black Witch and Calista kept calling Trax a fag to the point that they were pushing and hitting each other. I guess that is my fault for only wanting daughters! My family couldn't stand a blond haired child so I ostrocized Trax my whole life, because of other's opinionation's...

Pick Asidz: Confusion and Delusion

Flipsidz: Luna how did Trax's psychic testing go?

Luna: He did o.k., like I told you he is an alpha telepath. He is young though, so he has yet to reach his full potential. Cannibal told me that he has an extra chromosomal allele. The kid kept ranting about how he is friends with a protozoa in his eye.

Flipsidz: How is Cannibal doing in the medical ward?

Luna: Well Merryweather has his ups and downs, working with other people, he likes to do his stuff solo. He is trying to cure cancer and diagnose different brain scan readings on lithograph.

Flipsidz: Was it Merryweather that did the testing on Trax's autonomy?

Luna: Yes, and I carried out the psychic telegraphing! Jonus helped me, you know the guy who can psychostimulate the endocrine glands, for what he calls "super psychic activity"? He is a asset to the company. His call sign is "Freecell" and he took quite an interest to Trax. Asked him all sorts of questions about his biology and ancestry.

Flipsidz: Did Trax show you his art book?

Luna: Yeah the kid's got talent. But I like him more because he started the pseudo lightbringer gang of his called the "Lightbringaz".

Flipsidz: You know his father is an actual member of the lightbringers?

Luna: Yeah but his mother is a member of the "MoonNightz". Which makes him a halfie...he is susceptible to dark aspects as well.

Flipsidz: Yeah that kid is a catalyst for sure. It reminds me of back in my days with the "Harlem Knightz".

Luna: Yeah you grew up in Harlem didn't you?

Flipsidz: Yeah but my heart goes out to California!

Luna: Mine goes out to Colorado. I live to have the freedom of the mountain range confroming to the graining of my snowboard.

Flipsidz: That guy Clyde is outrageous. Has he performed a comedy routine in isolation yet?

Luna: Why did you do that to him? He isn't undergoing any sort of testing?

Flipsidz: Because of the competition between the "Gridlockx" and the "Capitulating Duets". Plus the fact that he needs to learn to shut up!

Luna: So he is a "Duet"?

Flipsidz: Yeah just like Blank, Trax, Crux, Cleu, Armitage, Loca anf the rest of the "Duet's" crew!

Luna: You forgot Brikx and Selene!

Flipsidz: Those two like to flipflop between the "Dynamic Starz Consortium" and the "Duets" due to Slikx and Blank's competion between underground and mainstream pornography.